Farewell, Brave Nomad. I Knew thee Well

Eddy: Hellllllloooooooooooooooo?

Ed: Double Dee?

Edd was day-dreaming. There was something he didn’t tell Ed and Eddy.

Edd: Wha-?

Eddy: WHAT’S WITH YOU?!!?

Edd: Eddy please! I’m thinking.

Eddy: ‘bout what?

Edd:……………………………………………….nothing.

Ed: Hey, that’s how much brain capacity I have. What a coincidence.

Eddy: (rolls his eyes ) I know.

Edd: What’s this?

Eddy: A sticky note?

Edd: Uhhh……………….

Eddy: Let me read it.

Edd: No!

Eddy grabs the sticky note.

Eddy: (reading it) Dear Eddward, pack your things for the big day tomorrow. Love Mom.

Edd: (gulp)

Eddy: WHAT BIG DAY?!

Ed: Is little Double Dee getting potty trained? (Hugs Edd) Oh, Double Dee, I’m so proud of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edd: Ed, I know how to go to the bathroom!

Ed: Oh yeah…….

Eddy: What big day?

Edd: That’s none of your business.

Eddy: OH YES IT IS!! Both our names are Ed!

Edd: Technically, but..………. (sigh) Okay. Eddy,…

Eddy: What?

Edd: We’re moving.

Eddy: WHAT?!!?

Ed: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edd: Mother and Father found a quaint place in Orlando, Florida. They said I can get a lifetime pass to Disney World.

Eddy: But you can’t move!!!

Edd: Eddy, my parents moved us here. They did it before and they can do it again.

Eddy:………………

The next day……………………….

Edd: Bye Eddy.

Eddy: I’ll Instant message you on the computer.

Ed: (crying)

Jonny: Plank says he’ll miss you.

Nazz: Bye Double Dee.

Nazz kisses Edd. He blushes.

Rolf: Rolf fells different today. It will be lonely without Double Dee Ed boy.

Jimmy: Double Dee is the one who got me used to the dentist. I’ll miss you, Double Dee.

Jimmy hugs Edd.

Sarah: Bye, Double Dee.

Kevin: This is so rad!!!!

Edd’s car drove away.

Ed starts crying harder.

Kevin: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddy gets so mad and grabs Kevin’s neck.

Eddy: YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY?!!!!? HOW ABOUT I’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH MORE!!!

Eddy runs away. Ed walks with Eddy crying. Then the rest except Nazz and Rolf walk away.

Nazz: Kevin, you brute!

Kevin: Nazz, C’mon! It…….

Nazz: It’s not funny to laugh when someone is moving.

Kevin: But…

Rolf: Rolf will deal with you tomorrow.

Boy, did Rolf give him what-for. But that’s another story. Eddy made scams, but they weren’t good. Ed spent 2 days sulking.

At Ed’s house………………….

Jimmy: For 2 days.

Sarah: Yeah.

Jimmy: No food?

Sarah: Nope.

Jimmy: Wow, he’s taking it hard.

Sarah: ..ye…eah.

Jimmy: I know how to help him.

Outside………………………

A sign reads "Jimmy’s Karaoke Event."

Jimmy: (singing) My left foot,…Takes me where I want to. My left foot….. take me where I need to GOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sarah: This isn’t helping.

Jimmy: I’ll rent Ed a DVD.

Sarah: Keep me out of it. (walks away)

A few feet away…………………………………

Eddy: Donate to the Double Dee fund! Just because he’s gone, doesn’t mean you can’t help.

Eddy angrily walks away.

Eddy: (gets on his bed) Well It’s like my bro says……..

Kevin’s Voice: When a friend moves away, deal with it.

Eddy: Ya know, that’s harsh! What the- HEY! When does my bro talk like Kevin?!!!!?

Eddy goes in the bathroom.

Eddy’s voice: HEY!

Eddy goes to Edd’s house, which it’s still for sale. He digs up the ground. Then he finds the time capsule from The Good Ole Ed.

Eddy: I knew it! Now I can keep this. (trips on something) What the- ?

Eddy digs more to find the time machine from The Good Ole Ed Edd tried to tell Ed and Eddy about.

Eddy: How did this get here? Wait, Double Dee was right!!! Hmmmm…….

It shows Ed in his room sulking. Jimmy appears.

Jimmy: Hi-ya Ed.

Ed: (sniff) What do you want??

Jimmy: I rented Robot Rebel Ranch for you.

Ed: (gasp) YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy; I hope you feel better.

Ed hugs Jimmy.

Ed: You are so kind!!!!!!

Jimmy finds one of Edd’s hats. He puts it on.

Ed: HEY!

Jimmy: Hello?

Ed: You can be the new Double Dee!!!!!!

Jimmy Really?

Ed: You bet!!!!

Kevin: ( In the "time machine") Are you sure?

Eddy: Yep.

Eddy closes the door. He tries to shake the "time machine", but it falls over.

Kevin exits.

Kevin: I want my money!

Kevin gets it and leaves.

Eddy: GRRR!!!

Ed: Hey, Eddy.

Eddy: WHAT?!?

Ed: Meet the new Double Dee.

Jimmy: Hi.

Eddy: That kid?

Ed: He can build scams.

Eddy: !!!!!!!

Jimmy: Uh huh!

Eddy: Good. Ed let’s go to the corner with Double Dee.

Jimmy: Te hee.

2 weeks have past. Then one day, Eddy found a piece of paper.

Eddy: DOUBLE DEE’S INSTANT MESSAGE ADRESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddy goes on the computer and talks with Edd.

Eddy’s IM: Hey!

Edd’s IM: Eddy?

Eddy’s IM: Yep.

Edd’s IM: How has everything?

Eddy’s IM: Good. Ed says "Jimmy’s the new Edd"

Edd’s IM: Well, he’s taking it well.

Eddy’s IM: How’s school.

Edd’s IM: EXELLENT!! A HIGH CLASS SChOOL!! My teacher doesn’t believe in homework. She says it’s creul.

Eddy’s IM: OH! YOU B#$#H!!!!

Edd’s IM: Wow. You’re censoring swears! Oops! I gotta go!

Eddy’s IM: What?

Edd’s IM: I have a girlfriend.

Eddy’s IM: WHAT?!!? Would I think she’s cool?

Edd’s IM: Yes.

Eddy’s IM: Oooo!! Did you make out yet?

Edd’s IM: Umm… Yes?

Eddy’s IM: WOAH! How much?

Edd’s IM: Do I have to?

Eddy’s IM: Oooooo!! Double Dee, you wolf!!!

Edd’s IM: Uhhh…. I gotta go.I have a date.

Eddy’s IM: What’s her name?

Edd’s IM: Emily.

The screen says Edd signed off.

Eddy: Aww man!

By then, 3 weeks went by, and Eddy saw someone at Edd’s house.

Eddy: NOOO!!!!

Jimmy: What’s wrong?

Eddy: Someone is buying Double Dee’s house!

Ed: NOOO!!!!

Eddy: Wait a second.

Edd gets out of the car.

Eddy’s voice is so loud, all the cul-de-sac kids hear.

Everyone come out and hugs Double Dee.

Jonny: Plank says he missed you.

Nazz: You’re back! (kisses him)

Edd: (face turns red)

Kevin: Aw man!

Rolf throws Kevin up in the air.

Later………………………

Kevin falls to the ground.

Eddy: So how’s your girl friend?

Edd: W…

Ed: Double Dee has a girl friend?!! DOUBLE DEE AND A GIRL SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! HA HA HA HA AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edd: Ed we did actually kiss. A few times.

Eddy: Lumpy, Shut up!!!

Ed: I’m sorry, Klink.

Edd: I had to break up with her.

Eddy: So did you 2 get something going on? Eh? Eh?

Edd: EDDY!!! WHY I NEVER!!! EDDY! WE’RE TOO YOUNG!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK THAT KIND OF….

Eddy: (talking to himself) Just like old times.

Jimmy walks to the corner sadly.

Ed: Where ya going, Jimbo?

Jimmy: You guys don’t need me anymore.

Ed: Why?

Jimmy: Double Dee is back.

Ed: We can still hang out sometime.

Jimmy: Really?

Ed: Yep.

Jimmy goes back to his house jumping up and down.

Eddy: I’m glad you stopped yelling Double Dee. It was just like old times, but it got annoying.

Edd: Oh, and Emily said she was going to move to Peach Creek sometime.

Ed: Who?

Edd: My girlfriend.

Ed: OOOOOoooo!!! Double Dee and….

Edd: We heard, Ed.

Ed: Oh.

Eddy: Really about the moving thing?

Edd: Yep. She says once the other houses in the construction site are finished.

Eddy: cool. Oh, and how did you move back?

Edd narration: Should I tell him or not? What should I do? What would you do if your friend asked you?

Eddy: Double Dee, cut the narration.

Edd: Okay.

Ed:Oooo! I love Dr. Suess!

Eddy: Shut up, Ed!

The

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