By Tyler Ferronetti

Author’s note:

The title of this fanfic is suppose to be like the name of a Simpsons episode called, "Lisa’s Date With Destiny." I also got the idea for this from a quote old man Rolf says in "Take this Ed and Shove It." Finally, the ending is also like endings to the cheese fair episodes in the classic Nickelodeon series "Hey Arnold!".

Nazz is running by as the Eds watch.

Eddy- Hey, Double Dee, watch what I’m gunna do.

Eddy slicks his hair back, sticks out his chest, and walks like a man.

Edd- See, Ed? Eddy’s going to make a fool of himself.

Ed-Again?

Eddy walks up to Nazz.

Eddy-Hey,Nazz, wanna…OOOOF!

Nazz doesn’t notice him and tramples all over him. Eddy becomes flat and full of foot marks.

Eddy-Ouch.

Ed-OH COOL! EDDY’S A DOOR MAT!!!!

Ed sticks out his foot, ready to wipe it on him.

Eddy- That better be mud on your shoe.

Nazz runs all the way to Rolf’s farm.

Eddy-HUH?!!?

Nazz- Hey, Rolf!

Rolf-Hallo, GoGo Nazz girl.

Nazz-Rolf, I think your kinda cute.

Rolf-*frozen *……………Really?

Nazz-Yeah!…..Do you……wanna go out? *blushes *

Rolf-*confused * ………………..Where?

Nazz-You know…..on a date?

Rolf- At a restaurant?

Nazz-YEAH!

Rolf-Free food?

Nazz- YES! Free food! I will pay!

Rolf- Okey Dokey.

Nazz- AWESOME!

She hugs him.

Nazz-I’m glad you understand me.

Rolf looks at her confused and uncomfortable and pushes her away with her finger.

They walk together. Nazz holds his hand, and Rolf immediately stares.

Kevin drives by on his bike and notices them. He looks horrified.

Kevin-NAZZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!?

Nazz-I’m going out with Rolf.

Rolf waves his hand.

Rolf-*looking uncomfortable * Hallo.

Kevin- But, Nazz…………………WHAT ABOUT US?!!?

Nazz-KEVIN!! THERE NEVER WAS "US!!!!!!!!!"

Kevin-*lifts his shirt * But look at my chest hair!

Nazz-EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *pushes him away *

They walk off as he lays on the ground as Jimmy rides his bike on top of Kevin (not noticing).

Kevin-OWOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Eddy-I DON’T GET IT! Why would Nazz go out with a weirdo like Rolf?

Edd-Why wouldn’t she?

Eddy glares at him.

Eddy- I hate you.

Later…………….

Nazz and Rolf are at an Italian restaurant.

Nazz-What are you ordering?

Rolf- I’m having the BIG MAN MEAL.

Nazz-What’s that?

Rolf-It’s spaghetti and sauce, lasagna, a meat loaf, and a slice of pizza.

Nazz-Wow. How much?

Rolf-15.

Nazz- DOLLARS?!?

Rolf-No. turnips. OF COURSE DOLLARS!!!!!!!

Nazz stares.

Waiter- What’ll ya have?

Rolf- Rolf will have a Hungry Man Meal with a hungry man drink, which is all the sodas on the menu.

Nazz-HAH?!?

Waiter- And you?

Nazz-I’ll have a salad with iced tea.

Waiter-okay.

Later…………..

Rolf and Nazz have their food.

Rolf is warfing down his food like a pig. Nazz barley eats her food and just stares at Rolf.

Nazz-Uh, Rolf? I like you, and….. I was wodering if you wanna go on another date…. At the movies…….but in a few days.

Rolf finishes his food.

Rolf-*laugs * HO HO! Rolf does not love you Nazz girl.

Nazz’s smile turns into a frown.

Rolf- Rolf only came for the free food. Good night!

He runs off happily.

Nazz stares sitting at the table not speaking.

Everyone in the restaurant is gone. The lights turn out.

She just sits there sitting.