Forget Me Ed

by edsgurl

Ed and Edd were playing football in the lane when Nazz came up to them.

Nazz: Hi Ed! Hey Double Dee! Wheres Eddy?

Ed: Eddy is visiting his brother in the

Edd nervously hits Ed in the arm.

Ed: navy!

Nazz: (giggles) Thats cool. Well, Im gonna go practice my dancing moves, later!

Ed: Catch it, Double Dee!

Edd: Not too hard, Ed. I bruise easily!

Ed throws the football. Edd catches it, and amazingly he doesnt drop it, either. He smiles showing that little gap between his teeth, until Nazz comes up from behind him and runs into him. He drops the ball, and just looks at it for a few seconds.

Ed: FUMBLE!!!!!!

Edd clenches his fist to relieve the stress, and turns around to see who pushed him. He doesnt see anyone until he looks down and sees Nazz on the ground with her eyes closed.

Edd: Oh dear! Nazz, are you all right?

Ed just stands there a few seconds with that dazed look on his face, until he finally relized that Nazz wasnt getting up. So he walked over.

Nazz woke up and seen Ed and Edd staring at her, so naturally she screamed. The Edd screamed, and so did Ed, only Ed started running around screaming.

Edd: Nazz, are you okay?

Nazz: Im fine, but whos Nazz?

Edd: Um, youre Nazz.

Nazz: I am? I dont remember anything. And who are you?

Edd: Im Edd, with 2 Ds, so people identify me Double Dee, and thats Ed (he said pointing to Ed running into a trashcan) Dont you remember?

Nazz: No all I know is that your cute, Double Dee!

Edd: Oh my

Nazz gets up and starts singing.

Nazz: Double Dee is SO cute! Double Dee is SO cute!

Edd: (runs over to Ed) Ed, Ed wake up! Ed, please wake up! I think Nazz has a minor case of amnesia.

Ed finally gets up.

Ed: Who are you?

Edd: Oh no, not again. Ed, please tell me my name.

Ed: Whos Ed? And I dont know your name.

Edd: Youre Ed! You have to remember!

Ed: Im terribly sorry, but I havent a clue what you are talking about.

Edd looked stunned. He never heard Ed talk like that.

Edd: Oh dear, I cant believe this is happening to me!

Nazz comes over and looks at Ed for a few seconds.

Nazz: Ed and Double Dee are SO cute! Ed and Double Dee are SO cute! Ed and Double Dee are SO cute! (She runs off)

Ed and Edd just watch Nazz for about 10 seconds.

Ed: Whos that?

Edd: Im not sure

Nazz comes back and looks at Ed, then looks at Edd, then looks at Ed, then looks at Edd, then looks at Ed, the looks at Edd.

Nazz: Ed is better then Double Dee! Ed is better then Double Dee! Ed is better then Double Dee! (she runs off again)

Edd: Okay, thats the final straw!

He gets a trashcan lid and walks over to Ed. I remember reading that a case of amnesia can be cured if you cause an excessive blow to the head to the injured party and theyll regain their memory! Edd thought. So, he lifted it up (of course, hes straining) and hits Ed in the head. He drops the lid.

Edd: Ed, Ed wake up!

Ed: I love chickens, Double Dee!

Edd: It worked! Now all I have to do is repeat my actions with Nazz and we will return to our formal cul-de-sac!

Edd walks over to Nazz and does exactly what he did to Ed to Nazz. She falls down again.

Edd: Nazz, are you okay?

Nazz: Ow, Double Dee! What happened? My head hurts like, really bad!

Edd: Well, me and Ed were throwing the football around until you ran into me causing you to have amnesia, and you thought, y-you thought that me a-and Ed, were, were cute but I cured you my hitting you over the head with a trashcan lid.

Nazz: (pause) Ew! I mean, no offense Double Dee, but I dont think you or Ed are cute. Well, Double Dee, youre pretty cute, but Ed, lets just say your not my type.

Nazz walks away leaving Ed and Edd just staring into space.

Ed: When did you get here, Double Dee?

Edd sighed.