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Who is ED?
By Emily a.k.a. Edd's Angel
One day Double D was in his garage with
Ed working on something with a big tarp over it.
Ed: What are you doing Double D?
Edd: Making something that
no one was ever able to make.
Ed: Oh.
Edd: It's complete!
Then Nazz walked passed just as Double D took
off the tarp and turned it on. Colors swirled around the room and when they went away Nazz, Ed, and Double D stood there and
then turned to look at each other.
Nazz: (Sounding like Ed) I feel weird why do I sound like Ed? (Looks down) Why am
I wearing Ed's clothes?
Every one looks down.
Ed: (Sounding like Double D) I smell pretty.
Edd: (Sounding
like Nazz) Oh my! I'm afraid we have all switched places.
Nazz in Ed's body (Nazz/Ed): How did I get mixed up in this?
Edd
in Nazz's body (Edd/Nazz): When you walked passed you wereumclose enough to switch bodies.
Ed in Double D's body (Ed/Edd)
was fooling around with Double D's hat and Edd/Nazz sees him.
Edd/Nazz: Ed, don't touch that!
Edd/Nazz chases
Ed/Edd to try to keep him from taking his hat off.
Edd/Nazz: Wow, I'm a lot faster.
Ed/Edd: Why am I so slow?
He
catches him and puts Ed/Edd hand down.
Edd/Nazz: (screaming) Don't you dare Ed!
Ed/Edd: Ha Ha Ha.
Nazz/Ed:
Wow I never heard Double D sound so...sostupid.
Ed/Edd and Edd/Nazz walked back over to Nazz/Ed.
Edd/Nazz: If
only Eddy could share this moment. He just has to be visiting his brother THIS weekend.
Nazz/Ed: Ewwww, I'm dirty.
I could take a shower but no.
Edd/Nazz: Am I wearing make-up?
Ed/Edd: Double D smells pretty.
Nazz/Ed:
Man Double D you HAVE to fix that thing fast!
Edd/Nazz looks at the machine.
Edd/Nazz: I don't know what happened
it wasn't supposed to do that. HmmmI need to buy an S chip that would make the machine do the opposite of what it did.
Nazz/Ed:
Well what are you waiting for go out and buy one!
Edd/Nazz: The stores closed for the weekend.
Nazz/Ed: Oh
man, It's Sunday afternoon so we have to wait a day. Isn't there another store we can go to?
Edd/Nazz: Not less then
30 miles. The S chip is very rare.
Nazz/Ed: I can't go home looking like Ed and I won't go to Ed's.
Ed/Edd:
I know we can have a sleep over!
Edd/Nazz: Yeah Ed, and where would I go?
Ed/Edd: Ummm. You can go over Sarah's
for a sleep over!
Edd/Nazz: Ed why would you possibly think that?
Ed/Edd: It would be funny.
Nazz/Ed:
Why don't you just pretend to be me and stay at my house?
Edd/Nazz: I suppose that would work but can you actually
stay with Ed?
Nazz/Ed: I don't know but it would kinda be normal, Ed sleeping over your house.
Edd/Nazz: Oh
my, you're right can I trust Ed in my room without me?
Ed/Edd: Let's confuse people in the cul-de-sac!
They
walk on the sidewalk then Kevin sees them.
Kevin: Nazz what are you doing hangin around with these dorks?
Nazz/Ed:
Well Kevin It's just that There my friends and sometimes I don't feel like hanging out with you all the time.
Kevin:
I don't care about you dork! I was talking to Nazz!
Nazz/Ed: Don't call me a (Quieter) Oh that's right I'm Ed.
Edd/Nazz:
Oh! Um What Ed said?
Ed/Edd was playing with his hat again then Edd/Nazz nudged him.
Kevin: (Pulling him/her)
Come on Nazz I don't want you to catch Dork Fever.
Edd/Nazz: Well, I was just about to go home anyway. Bye Kevin! (Then
runs to Nazz's house).
Kevin: (To himself) I never noticed before but Nazz runs just like Double D. (To Edd and Ed)
See ya Dorks!
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At Nazz's house. Edd runs into the bathroom and washes all the make-up off.
Edd: Ahhhh much better.
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At Double D's house. Nazz and Ed are in sleeping bags on the floor.
Ed:
I'm having a sleep over and it's not even at my house!
Nazz: It's late I'm going to sleep. Good night Double I mean
Ed.
Ed: Good night me!
Then the lights turn off.
Edd slips off his shoes and socks and decides to
just sleep in her/his clothes. Footsteps come to the door and some one knocks.
Nazz's mom: Honey, are you in bed yet?
It's passed your bedtime.
Edd: A Yeah, almost.
He turns off the light then gets into Nazz's bed.
The
next day. Edd gets up early. He/she brushes his/her teeth and hair (His hair for the 1st time). Eats breakfast then goes up
stairs to get his shoes and socks.
Nazz's mom: Nazz? Is that you, why are you up so early? Are you feeling alright?
Edd: Yes, I'm heading out now.
Nazz's mom: Why so early?
Edd: Oh, I have some things to do.
Nazz's
mom: Okay. Be back soon.
Edd puts on his shoes then goes outside. He walks to his house then looks up at his window
and decides to climb the tree that can lead to it. The door was probably locked anyway. He/she climbed it then when he got
to the window he knocked on it.
Edd: (whispering loudly) Ed! Nazz!
He knocked on the window. Ed woke up.
Ed:
Nazz!
He opened the window and he came through. The room had stuff all over the floor but Double D didn't care right
then.
Edd: Come on Ed the store opens in half an hour.
Ed: Silly Nazz, I am not Ed I am Double D.
Edd:
Whatever, just get ready and come with me and wake up Nazz!
Ed: You mean Ed?
Edd: Yeah Ed.
Ed: Get up
me! Come on me get up! Ed?
Nazz: (Sleepily) Ed?
Ed: Yeah your Ed and I are Double D and that's Nazz (Pointing
to Edd/Nazz).
Nazz: (Sitting up fast) It's Monday! Let's get the S chip!
Edd: The store opens in half an hour.
Nazz lies back down again.
25 min. later.
Edd: It's time to go guys. If we ride there on our bikes
we'll get there in 5 min.
They go outside and a car drives up and Eddy gets out.
Ed: Eddy!
Eddy: Hey
Double D.
Eddy sees Nazz and looks shocked.
Nazz: (thinking) This could be fun.
Nazz: Hi Eddy!
Eddy:
A Hi Ed
Edd: Hi Eddy.
Eddy: (looking confused) Ummm Hi Nazz.
Edd: Eddy ummm I think you should knowI'm
not Nazz.
Nazz: Fine Double D spoil all the fun before it even starts. (Covers her mouth)
Eddy: What?
Edd:
Yesterday we all switched places.
Ed started playing with Double D's hat again.
Edd: I told you not to do that
Ed!
Ed pretends to start to pull it off.
Edd jumps on top of him.
Ed: Ok, ok I won't do it again Nazz.
Edd:
(Gets back up) Grrrrrr.
Then Edd tells Eddy the whole story.
Edd: Right now we are going to the store to get
the S chip.
They all get on their bikes, including Eddy, and they get to the store.
Edd walks up to the counter.
Guy at the counter (GC): What can I do for you young lady?
Edd: Do you have any S chips?
GC: Sorry we
ran out Friday.
Nazz: What!?!?!
GC: We ordered some so they should be in soon.
Edd: When is soon?
GC:
Some time today.
Nazz: Oh thank you!
Then a guy came in with boxes on a crate.
Guy with boxes: Here are
the S chips you ordered.
Eddy: That's what I call service!
Edd: I'll take 3!
Nazz: 3?
Edd: Just
in case something like this happens again!
They bought them then Edd put them in the machine and turned the machine
on (with Eddy far away). Lots of colors swirled around then stopped.
Nazz looked down.
Nazz: (Sounding like
Double D) Great now I'm Double D!
Edd: (Sounding like Ed) I'm Ed! Ewww! Messy, messy, messy!
Nazz: I had to
spend a whole day in his body.
Ed: (Sounding like Nazz) HA, HA, HA! I am a girl!
Edd turned off then on the
machine again.
Nazz: I'm me again!
Ed: I don't small pretty any more. (Sniff)
Edd: Well now that we are
all us, we're all happy again. Now excuse me I have to go clean my room up after Ed was in it all night.
They all went
home and were all happy (don't we all love happy endings?).
*The~Ed*
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