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                                          Wet Ed Wild #1

                                

by Daria and Edd's Angel

The Eds and their friends are on a school trip to South Carolina!
Title is referring to the term, "Wet n' wild"
AUTHOR'S NOTE: There may be surfing in the story, but in the real Myrtle beach, SC, the waves aren't big enough for surfing extreme.

New characters:
Kiley- Double D is crushing totally on her! She's a skateboarder, a surfer, a swimmer, a basketball player, you name it! She has long black hair in a loose ponytail and is really pretty, but she doesn't care. She tends to look feminine, but sporty is her main theme. She leads her own little group like Eddy does, but her group is all about sports, boys, and some body image.
Riley- Ed's crushing on this sport queen with a great sense of humor and funny, sarcastic remarks. She has long black hair in a ponytail. She knows a lot about wildlife
Audrey- Eddy is after this athlete. She is great at website design and economy. She has shoulder-length black hair.
Eric- He's friends with the Eds and with the girls. He hangs around Double D and loves water sports and exploring. He has brown hair.

Several buses stopped at the airport. The three Eds were holding their tickets for the plane. As they got on, Ed started to run up and down the aisles, nearly crashing into an irritated stewardess. Eric grabbed Ed and forced him into a seat. Ed put on the headphones and waited for an in flight movie while he stupidly bobbed his head to B2K's "Uh Huh." The movie turned out to be "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius." Ed watched closely as Double D sat in the seat in the center row, next to Eddy. Double D went through his luggage: Sun screen, clothes, swimsuits, shoes, sandals, books, a book on wildlife, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Shampoo, Conditioner, Boogie board, Binoculars, Flippers, Goggles, that kind of stuff. Double D looked at the girl on the other side of the plane. She was checking her luggage, too. He peeked in: Sun screen, Tanning oil, Swimsuits, shoes, sandals, clothes, a few books, some issues of Surfer Girl* m agazine, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Suave Hair Vibe berry shampoo, Suave Hair Vibe pear conditioner, a brush, flippers, goggles, and more. He saw her with a surfboard and a skateboard before they got on a plane, but he figured they were in the cargo hold. Two other girls had stuff similar to hers. His thoughts were interrupted by Ed shouting, "GOTTA BLAST!"
The next day, they got off the plane to South Carolina. The kids ran off excitedly. "I can't believe we're here!" shouted Kiley. "It's so awesome!" said Audrey. "I can practically taste the waves!" said Riley. Ed ran off the plane and straight into a palm tree. "Stop, Ed!" shouted Johnny, "Palm trees have feelings too!" "How sad, the kid's closest friend is an inanimate object." said Kiley.
The kids were given keys to their apartment in two different beach houses. They were also given papers with their roommates names on them. Double D looked at his slip, which read:
Ed
Edd
Eddy

Double D sighed. He had his friends in his apartment, the boys only house. He looked at the beach house. There were balconies for every room. Each balcony had a wire tied from one pole to the balconies at the girls only house. He guessed that they were used to send stuff to the girls. He walked into his apartment. It had a sliding glass door that the sun shined through. There was a potted palm tree near the entrance to the bedrooms. But he wasn't concentrating on the bedrooms. He sat down on the sofa in front of the TV.
Later, Eddy shouted into the TV room from the balcony, "Hey! We got a note from the people in the apartment from the girl's only house!" He walked in a note that said:
Hey, Ed boys!
We'll see you at the beach! We have a little surprise for you!
Signed, Kiley, Riley, and Audrey.

Check out the next part, where the three girls show the Eds the surfing skills they know. This causes Edd to become determined to become a surfer and practices at night, but during a huge swell, he is engulfed by the waves and nearly drowns! Luckily, Kiley has lifeguard skills. Can she save him in time? I ask this because a shark was sighted earlier!

*Surfer Girl is a real magazine

 

 

When the Eds walked down to the beach they saw the three girls. They all had surf boards and were about to go out to the water. The Eds had there original bathing suits on and Edds had his shirt on too, Ed and Eddy just had towels. They sat down and watched them. Edd put on a lot of sun screen and Eddy put on tanning lotion. When the girls saw them they walked over to them. Hey guys, Riley said. They introduced themselves then sat down next to them. So you guys have any clue of how to surf? Kiley asked them. They all shook there heads because to shy to say any thing. The girls smiled and then Audrey said, Come on well show you! The Eds sat there for a little bit then slowly stood up. Can I try first?! Ed asked completely forgetting his shyness. Riley Smiled then said Sure, you can practice on my board, Ed walked out to the water. He did what Riley said, Sit on the board and try to balance just keep trying, Once Ed gotten the balance down pretty well he tried to paddle out but then he flipped over. Riley laughed just try to keep your balance first.

Meanwhile Edd was practicing on Kileys board. Edd was having trouble just staying up. Kiley tried to tell him to try different spots but not to far back or to forward but nothing really seemed to help. You just have to practice! She told him. They continued to practiced as Eddy and Audrey were somewhere else practicing. They were doing the same thing yet Eddy didnt really even try. He was trying to show off more but it wasnt working. He cold barley balance on the board but he wanted to impress Audrey. Come on Eddy!!! Try!!! She said urging him on. Eddy finally tried to show her that he could balance by just sitting on the board but when he did it fell over right away. Audrey smiled and rolled her eyes then Eddy came back up. Im just warming up!!! Eddy said trying to hide that he didnt really know what he was doing.

They practiced for a little longer and then went inside there hotel things. Edd really wanted to learn how to surf, at least to stay on the board longer. As they were all getting ready for bed Ed came running out of the bathroom and screamed DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!! and then he started dancing to know music and little by little making up his own song. Ed! Shut up! Eddy yelled and threw a pillow at him. AHHH!!! ATTACK OF THE PILLOWS!!! Ed said then ripped it apart. Ed!!! That was mine!!! Eddy said then he ran towards him and started fighting Ed. Edd didnt really seem to notice or care he just kept thinking of how to get better. Well she said to practice He thought then he decided to go out and practice without Ed or Eddy knowing. When they all calmed down and sleeping Edd slowly walked out of his room and to the ocean. He took one of the rental surfboards and began to practice. He just tried to balance for a while then he looked up and saw a big swell just as he was trying to paddle out. He succeeded a little so he was a little more far. When he saw it he lost his balance just as the swell went under him. So his board flipped over causing him to let go and get carried with the swell. It wasnt big enough to turn into a wave but still powerful enough to carry him out pretty far. Just then Kiley, Riley and Audrey walked up an the beach. Since it was dark they didnt really know he was there but they heard something in the water moving. Kiley went to go see what it was and then she saw a big figure. She swam faster and then realized it was a person. When she got there she realized it was Edd. She knew what to do since she took some lifeguard classes so she pulled him back to shore. Well she tried to. The swells pulled him pretty far out and Kiley thought she saw something. She swam faster not knowing what it was. Just then she remembered that there had been a shark sighting a few nights around here. They closed it down and inspected and they thought it left, but they opened it up and letting people go in it as long as it wasnt to far back, just mostly to shore. She swam to shore in worry yet got out safe, the figure was following her little bit yet stopped when she got to far.

there she realized it was Edd. She knew what to do since she took some lifeguard classes so she pulled him back to shore. Well she tried to. The swells pulled him pretty far out and Kiley thought she saw something. She swam faster not knowing what it was. Just then she remembered that there had been a shark sighting a few nights around here. They closed it down and inspected and they thought it left, but they opened it up and letting people go in it as long as it wasnt to far back, just mostly to shore. She swam to shore in worry yet got out safe, the figure was following her little bit yet stopped when she got to far.

 

Kiley looked around for Double D in the water. She wanted to get him out. "Audrey, What kind of shark did they say they saw!" said Kiley. "I forgot!" said Audrey. Kiley groaned and ran into the water. She didn't notice that she forgot to take off her charm bracelet (AUTHOR'S NOTE: Swimming rule: Remove all things that are shiny when swimming, sharks are attracted to it). She managed to get across the waves and saw Double D bobbing up and down in the water. "Double D!" shouted Kiley. He wasn't answering. She worriedly swam past the limits. She got close to Double D and put his body on her board. As she used her hands to paddle to shore, something grabbed her bracelet and yanked it off. Something started to move rapidly around the water, and emerged to the surface. Kiley shouted so loud that even Ed and Eddy could faintly hear it, "GREAT WHITE!"

Kiley swam as fast as she could. She saw the dark figure following her. She swam faster then she ever did but as soon as she got pretty close to shore it started to fall back, she slowed down her swimming a tiny bit and got to the shore safely. "That was close!!!" "udrey said then looked down at him, "Oh my gosh is he ok?!?" "I hope so" Kiley said hopefully, then she kneeled down and then she saw that he was breathing. Edd sat up coughing and then he relized that the girls were surrounding him. "Thank God your ok!" Riley said thankfully. "Huh? Howd I get here?" Edd asked them. "You were drowning, we came out here cause every once and a while we come out to do some late night surfing and we saw something! So Kiley went out and saved you!" Audrey said. Kiley smiled at Edd. "We better take you back now," Kiley suggested. Edd nodded and the girls helped him back to his room.

When he got there they opened the door and it woke up Eddy. He yawned then saw the 3 figures walking. Eddy jumped out of his bed a little afraid. "Is that you Eddy?" Audrey asked. Eddy relaxed a little we he heard he voice so he said, "Y-yeah" "Were sorry to wake you up but we thought wed bring back Double D," Riley said. Just then Ed said in his sleep, "NOOO!!! You wont abduct my parents!!! I will destroy you first!!!" They all looked towards him then ignored it. Eddys eyes got wider, "He was gone?" "Yeah" Kiley answered. "Doing what?!" Eddy asked. "I guess practicing to surf but I guess he fell off so Kiley saved him and we brought him here", Audrey told him. "Ok" Eddy said still confused but he was to tired to ask any thing else. "Ill be fine Eddy I just need to sleep" Edd said. The girls left and Edd and Eddy went back to sleep.