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By Edd's Angel

Edd and Eddy were waiting for Ed when he came up to them. It was snowing and there was snow on the ground.

Ed: (Screaming) Merry Christmas!

Eddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought of the best scam!

Edd: Not again Eddy!

They are all wearing what they wore in "Fa-La-la-la-Ed". Eddy is wearing a gray jacket with earmuffs and matching green and red gloves and stocking cap. Edd wore a really big brown jacket and hat and Ed wore a green sweatshirt with his name and a picture of a cat on it and a long green and white striped stocking cap.

Eddy: We can go down to the creek and make an ice skating rink out of it and people will have to pay to skate!

Ed: I can't go Eddy, I have to decorate my Christmas tree. Wanna help?

Edd: Certainly Ed. Eddy?

Eddy: Sure, but then we go down to the creek.

They walk into Ed's house and see Sarah and Jimmy by the tree in the corner of the living room.

Ed: Sarah and Jimmy are helping too.

Eddy: (sarcastically) Yay.

Ed: (pointing in a box) The ornaments are in here.

Edd and Eddy walk over to it.

Eddy: (pulls out a red ornament)

Edd: (pulls out a blue ornament)

Ed: (pulls out a yellow ornament and puts it on the tree)

Eddy walks over to the tree looking for a place to put the ornament and sees a homemade one.

Eddy: (pointing to it) What's this?

Sarah: That's mine don't touch it! I worked hard on it!

Eddy: You made it? What's it supposed to be?

Sarah: A reindeer!

Eddy: Looks like my dead dog.

Sarah: Shut up Eddy!

Ed: (going through the box of ornaments and singing) Jingle bells! Jingle bells! The snow is white all day! Unless it melts or

Sarah: Move it Ed! (Shoves him away from the box)

Ed: (on the ground) My bottom hurts.

All the ornaments are gone, now they have to put the star on the tree.

Sarah: I'm putting the star on the tree!

Ed: Okay Sarah, can you reach?

Sarah tries to put it on the top.

Sarah: Lift me up Ed!

Ed picks up Sarah so she can reach and she puts it on the top.

Sarah: There!

Ed put Sarah down.

They stand back and look at it.

Eddy: Wow!

Sarah: Look Jimmy!

Jimmy: I see Sarah!

Edd: It's interesting.

Ed: Look how pretty!

The lights were all different colors and the ornaments were scattered around the tree. Sarah's homemade ornaments were mixed with the normal ones and the candy canes.

The Eds walk outside.

Eddy: Okay now that's done with lets head to the creek!

They walk to the creek and Rolf is there.

Rolf: (skating) Hello Ed-boys!

Eddy: Hey Rolf you have to get out of here its private property.

Edd: It's also dangerous Rolf. The ice is quite thin.

Rolf: No way Ed-boy. I did not see any sign of danger.

Ed: I smell cookies!

Rolf: Oh no! Is Nana baking cookies again? (Running to his house with his skates on) No Nana! Not again!

Eddy: Good job Ed!

Eddy sets up a stand in front of the creek. Kevin and Nazz walk up.

Eddy: You guys want to ice skate? Only 25 cents.

Nazz: Didn't it used to be free?

Eddy: Maybe in your own little world.

Kevin: Move it dork!

Eddy: Give me 25 cents and I'll let you through.

Kevin: No way man. Come on Nazz, let's do something else. (They walk away)

Rolf comes up.

Rolf: Nana wasn't baking cookies. (Sees the Eds and the stand) What is this Ed-boys?

Edd: It's a stand so no one can skate and get hurt.

Eddy: But if you really want to skate you can pay 25 cents.

Rolf: On the way here I did see a sign of danger. So no thank you Ed-boys.

(Leaves)

A whole afternoon passes and no one comes.

Edd: I'm tired Eddy let's just go home.

Ed: Candy canes!

They go home. Then when it was morning they were over Double D's house.

Eddy: (walks in his house) Wow!

Edd's house is filled with Christmas things. There are decorations every where and the Christmas tree is perfect with gold lights, red tinsel and regular ornaments with a gold star on top.

Edd: My parent's get into the holiday.

Eddy: I don't have one thing up!

Ed comes in.

Ed: Wow! Pretty house Double D!

Edd: Thank you Ed.

Eddy: So what do you want to do?

Ed: Let's build snowmen!

Edd: Why don't we help you put up your tree Eddy? You said you don't have anything up.

Eddy: Sure.

They go to Eddy's.

Eddy: My tree's in the basement. It's fake.

They brought the tree upstairs.

Ed: (Standing in front of the tree leaning over it) Ooh, pre (Ed falls into it and the tree falls over) Oops!

In about 45 minutes they were done decorating it.

Edd: It looks nice.

Ed: It's pretty.

Eddy: Do you think EVERY tree is pretty Ed?

The lights were all white and had all round bulbs on it. They were mostly red and white but a few blue and green.

Edd: Ow! It scratched me! (Shows a long red scratch across his arm but not bleeding)

Eddy: (Pointing to his eye) A stupid branch poked me in the eye!

Ed: (Smiling big) I fell on it! Let's have a party!

Edd: Yeah! A Christmas party!

Eddy: Why?

Edd: Think about it Eddy, it'll be fun.

Eddy: (thinking) Fine.

Edd: When can get food and put it in one of our garages and stay outside.

Eddy: Or better! We can make it the best party ever but people have to pay to get in!

Edd: It's a Christmas party Eddy, a free one. Let's go to my garage.

Edd and Ed started walking over there.

Eddy: I hate it when he does that. (He follows them)

10 minutes later all the food was set up and Ed invited everyone. Then 10 minutes after that everyone was there.

Rolf: (Eating) This food is almost as good as my Nana's specialty, Pig's brains with beans and potatoes.

Kevin: Your sick man.

Jonny: (to Plank) Look at all the food Plank. Doesn't it look good?

Plank:..

Jonny: This does look good! (Takes an big piece of chicken and takes a bite)

Ed: (to Eddy and Edd) Let's have a snowman building contest thingy!

Eddy: Ed that's

Edd: A great idea.

Eddy gives Edd a glare.

Ed: (screaming) Snowman building thingy!

Everyone looks at Ed. Then heads to Double D's front yard.

Edd: If yours is the best you'll win this! (Holds up a bag)

Sarah: What is it?

Edd: Ask Eddy, he bought it.

Everyone looks at Eddy.

Eddy: You'll see.

Ed: Go!

Jonny: Come on Plank we'll beat everyone!

Sarah: Help me Jimmy!

Everybody is running around building a snowman (Except the Eds).

When everybody was done the Eds judged them. Jonny and Plank made a square one that looked like Plank and Sarah and Jimmy made a girl snowman (snow woman). Rolf's was normal and Nazz's was smooth and was a normal looking snowman

Edd: The winner is Nazz!

Nazz: Me? (Edd gives her the bag and she opens it) Its Pink's CD!

After that they had a snowball fight. They were playing in teams and the teams are: Eddy, Double D, Jonny, Plank, and Kevin. The other team is: Ed, Sarah, Jimmy, Rolf, and Nazz. If you got hit you were out and if everyone on the team is out the other team wins.

Jonny: This will be fun, huh Plank? (A snowball hits Plank in the face) No! Plank your out! (A snowball hits Jonny in his face) Oh no! Now were both out! (They go into Double D's garage to watch)

Eddy: (puts his hand over his face) Jonny's out already?

Kevin: (Has a snowball in his hand then throws it and it hits Jimmy) Aha! I got you Jimmy!

Jimmy: (cries and goes out of the field)

Sarah: Look what you did to Jimmy! (Picks up a snowball and throws it at Kevin but she misses) Errrrr.

Kevin: (Throws a snowball and hits Sarah)

Edd: (Throws a snowball but doesn't go very far) Curse my skinny arms. (A snowball comes and just misses his head and he falls over for being so surprised)

Rolf: (Bending down picking up a snowball)

Kevin: Hey Rolf! Catch! (Throws a snowball and hits Rolf)

Edd: (Closes his eyes and starts to throw snowballs and he hits Nazz and doesn't know)

Nazz: Double D!

Edd: (Opens his eyes)

Nazz: You hit me!

Edd: (Laughs weakly)

Eddy: Good job Double D! Now all we need to get is Ed.

Kevin: Oof! (Falls over)

Eddy: Ed got Kevin!

Edd: This is not good.

Eddy: Well, Double D start throwin!

Edd: (Closes his eyes and throws snowballs)

Eddy: (Gets lots of snowballs and throws them at Ed as hard as he could)

Ed: Ahhhh! (Picks up a really big snowball but before he can throw it snowballs attack him)

Eddy and Edd: (jumping up and down) We win!

The party was just about over but at the last minute the Kanker sisters came.

Everyone except Ed, Edd n' Eddy leave.

Lee: A Christmas party and we weren't invited!

Eddy: Go away! The party's over!

May: Not for us!

Edd: Oh dear.

It starts to snow really hard and you couldn't see anything. When it cleared the Kankers were gone.

Eddy: (nervously) Where'd they go?

Ed: To a Christmas party!

Edd and Eddy look at Ed.

All of a sudden Eddy hears something behind him and he turns around but nothings there.

Eddy: This is freaking me out.

They all look around then they all felt something on their backs and they turned around but nothing is there.

Edd: Oh my.

Ed: This is exactly like the movie "The brain sucking monster from the planet Morakular who sucks out peoples brains"

They all back up and run into each other.

All: Ahhhh!

Eddy: (Nervously) Let's go inside.

They start walking toward the house.

Edd: It feels like some ones behind us.

Ed: I am scared Eddy!

Again they hear someone walking in the snow. They turn around and see footprints in the snow coming toward them.

They run to the front door but it's locked.

Eddy: Double D your door's locked!

Edd: But I never locked it!

They turned around and heard laughing then saw the Kankers appear out of no where but not near the moving footprints (which weren't moving any more).

Eddy: Where'd you guys come from?

Marie: (Walking with Lee and May toward them) Let's just say any thing can happen. (They get really close to them and the screen goes black)

After that you see EEnE in Double D's bathroom with lip marks all over there face.

Edd: (wiping the lipstick off) I was so scared I didn't think about them getting that close to us.

Eddy: (wiping the lipstick off his face) Me neither.

Ed: (Doing the same thing) That was weird. Where do you think they where guys?

Edd: It's like they were following us but we couldn't see them.

Ed: We saw footprints following us.

Edd: And when the Kankers appeared they weren't even close to the footprints.

Eddy: Well at least its over with.

Ed: It was scary though.

Edd: We all know Ed. But I wish I knew what actually happened today.

Eddy: Don't we all.

*The~End*

Or is it?