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Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us
Santa's Ed
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>>> Santa's Ed <<< Ed: Hi Santa! Santa: Hello little boy, what do you want for Christmas? Ed: I want the whole collection of all the monster movies that I like! Santa: I'll be sure to get you that. Ed: Yay! A T.V. is on in the store and Ed, Edd n' Eddy came on. Ed comes on the screen. Ed: (points to screen) Look it's me! Santa: (suprised look) Your Ed from Ed, Edd n' Eddy? I'm your biggest fan! Ed: Ha, Ha, Ha. Santa's my fan! Santa: (gets down on his knees) I love your show! I will get you anything you want! Ed: (sees a girl next to him using a brush and he takes it) I have a brush! Girl: Hey! Give me that! Ed: (starts to brush Santa's hat thinking its his hair) You have pretty hair Santa! Santa: Thank you Ed. The girl steals the brush back from Ed and walks away. Ed: Awwww. All the kids in line start to complain. Santa: Pipe down ya ninnies! I'm talkin to Ed! Kid in line: (crying) Santa was mean to me! (running away) Mommy! Another kid: Santa scares me! All the kids run away. Ed: (pointing to T.V. screen) Look it's Eddy! And it's Double D! A parent comes up to Santa. Parent: You scared my child! I'm sueing! (Keeps screaming) Ed got scared and ran away. *The~Ed* |
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