Warrior Ed

Warrior Ed

Part 1 by Daria
A galactic adventure: Featuring Samus from Metriod Prime! (Nintendo Gamecube)
CAST:
Samus Aran- A female warrior wearing a gravity suit, she can brave several acrobatic feats, and has an arm cannon.
Chief Scientist Edward- Double D is chosen by Samus to be her assistant. He is a little flaky with riding a ship, and has to help Samus find a space outlaw.
Ed- A warrior prince who was captured by the space outlaw.
Eddy- The space outlaw, wanted for blowing up planets and kidnapping the warrior prince.
Emily- A Ship Pilot, and one of Samus's sidekicks. She is an excellent pilot, and is great with computers.
Morgan- Samus's other sidekick, fairly decent with ships, she's a weapons specialist.
SCENE 1: Galactic Federation
[Samus's Ship goes crashing into the docking grounds.]
Edd: *runs outside to see what's going on* Samus! So it was your ship!
[Samus stumbles out of the ship]
Samus: Something broke the landing gear. Morgan and Emily are OK, thank god.
Edd: Anything I can do to help?
Samus: In fact, yes. Eddy the space outlaw kidnapped the Warrior Prince Ed. I need you to help out.
Edd: ME!?
Samus: Of course. We'll need a scientist. Morgan's already started working on your gravity suit.
[An hour later: The weapons Station]
[Morgan shows them a blue gravity suit similar to Samus's.]
[Edd tries it on]
Edd: How can I hold things with one hand?
Samus: You can't shoot without an arm cannon, stupid.
Edd: Are you sure I can handle this?
SCENERY: Dark Space Castle
[Ed is in a cell]
Eddy: Face it, prince. This ransom's definitely gonna be paid.

Part 2 by Edds Angel

Ed: What ransom?

Eddy: *glares at Ed* Never mind.

Ed: *looks around* Cool Is this an evil lair!?

Eddy: This is MY evil lair.

Ed: It looks like the evil lair from Castle Vortex for the Zombies that are bad #2

Eddy: Shut up will ya!

Ed: And thats the place where the Zombies took Sally the wonder girl captive! *Points to a spot*

Eddy: *yells* SHUT UP!

Back at the weapons station.

Everyones getting ready to get Ed back and there all in gravity suits.

Morgan: I think we need to run a test first so we can all get the gravity suit.

Emily: Yeah thatd be good.

They all walk into a training room.

Morgan: First lets test our aiming. *Aims her arm cannon at a target and shoots it dead on*

Emily: Let me try *Aims then shoots, it misses completely* Well Ill just stick to computers.

Samus: You try Double D.

Edd: Ok Ill try *Aims, shoots, and hits half of the target*

Emily: That was good Double D.

Samus: Im gonna practice on this target, Morgan, Edd and Emily can on different ones.

They all practice there aiming skills then they go into a gravity room.

Emily: In space where Ed is being held captive is the gravity is *presses a few buttons which turned the gravity on. Everyone automatically felt themselves get lighter* that.

They all got used to the gravity that theyll be in. They decided to go in the space shuttle since it would take a while to get to Eddys space station. Emily piloted the ship, Morgan was in charge of the weapons on the ship, and Edd and Samus did what ever needed to be done on the ship and watched for meteors and things like that.

Part 3 by Daria

Later, In space..
Siren: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO!
Morgan: What the h----
Emily: Morgan! this is a PG fanfic!
Morgan: oh, yeah.
Samus: Why is the alarm going off!?
Morgan: Samus! We're getting a reading of upcoming metroids!
Edd: Don't you mean meteoroids?
Morgan: No, Metroids are an alien race, stupid!
Samus: *clings onto the side of the ship as they are hit* ACTIVATE CANNON!
*KABOOM!*
Emily: Now we can resume our search.
Edd: Samus, can you tell me about any danger in Eddy's lair?
Samus: Booby traps. No one's ever made it through the entire place. We're gonna change that.
Morgan: Samus, he added sheegoths to the booby traps.
Samus: Aw, crap.

Part 4 by Edds AngelEdd: What are sheegoths?

Samus: Aliens that only have one week spot there dorsal fin.

Edd: Ah

Samus: There hard to beat but can be easy if you know how to beat them.

At Eddys evil lair.

Eddy: *sitting at a table and watching Ed sit there in his cage* This is boring! So I went and found myself some assistants!

The scene switches to Kevin walking in, followed by Rolf, then Sarah. They sit down at the table.

Kevin: How will be not make you bored?!

Eddy: You know that Samus will be back to rescue Ed! So your going to stop them from coming here!

Rolf: Rolf wants pay!

Eddy: Ill pay all of you something when I get the ransom money!

Sarah: Yeah right!

Eddy: Hey Hey Hey! I need to make a living too!

Ed: So do I!

Eddy: *glares at him and puts his feet on the table, he leans back which causes him to fall back and off the chair* Ahhh!

Everyone laughs and Eddy gets up.

Eddy: Jeez! Im payin you! You can at least not laugh!

Kevin: Whats that mean?

Eddy: Hmm

Ed: *laughing*

Eddy: Shut up Ed

Back in Samuss shuttle.

Edd: *sleepily* How much longer?

Emily: Uhhh a few more hours

Edd: Great

Morgan: Why dont you get some sleep Double D?

Edd: Ok *goes in the back to sleep*

Part 5 by Daria

An hour later, they make it to Eddy's lair.
Kevin: Eddy! Samus is here! and she's brought a few people with her!
Sarah: Should we let out the sheegoths?
Eddy: Just wait a little while
Meanwhile...
Samus: *turns on communicator* Galactic federation! send in missionaries Jonny, Jimmy and Plank! Now!
Edd: Why them?
Samus: Backup.
Edd: Oh.
Morgan: Heads up, guys. Look in front of us.
Emily: Poison pool.
Samus: Eddy's thinking we're gonna die in the first booby trap! please!
They easily jump over the pool.
After passing several more traps, they only have a few more.
Eddy: Release the Sheegoths!
[ROAAAAAR]
Ten sheegoths come raging forward.
Samus: JESUS CHRIST!

Part 6 by Edds Angel

Morgan: Samus! Help me with these! *Morgan and Samus try to kill some of them but its unsuccessful*
Emily: Edd! Follow me!

Edd: Huh? What?

Emily: *Takes Edds wrist and she runs to the side of all the sheegoths, loudly* HEY! *The sheegoths turn to them and then start walking towards them*

Edd: *panicking*

Emily: Relax! *yells* GUYS!!! There backs are turned! Get there fins!

Samus: *aims at there fins and takes them out easily with Morgans help* Good job guys, now lets go!

They carefully go down the hall looking for booby traps. Then they tripped an alarm that set the floor to drop off. It was 20 long and who knows how deep it was.

Edd: What now?

Samus: Uhh

Emily: I think I can add a feature to the gravity suits Morgan, do you think that we can add a small jet pack in our suits?

Morgan: Yeah, theres some room in them.

Emily: Great! Ill create a few small jet packs that can last over a little more then 20 feet. I have the supplies for it and just the right amount of gas. The problem is that Ill have to go back to the ship So Ill be right back.

Emily goes and makes the jet packs, she brings them back and Morgan places them in the right places in the gravity suit.

Part 7 by Daria

They go over the trap.
Eddy: Darn they're good! Kevin, Sarah, I want you to exterminate them!
Meanwhile...
Samus: That was easy
Morgan: We only have a few more traps!
Emily: Then it's a big showdown with the puny guy himself.
Edd: I hope we finish this soon....AAAH! *falls down a trap door into a cage*
Samus: Double D!
Morgan: We have to save him!
Sarah's voice: Hold it!
They look over and see Sarah and Kevin, holding lasers.
Samus: Oh, crap.
Kevin: You're not going any farther than here!

Part 8 by Edds Angel

Everyone puts up there guns.

Morgan: Sure well go farther.

Kevin: Not if we can help it.

Morgan and Kevin continue arguing as Samus and Emily try to save Edd.

They look down the trap, it doesnt seem to deep but its dark

Emily: *yells* Double D!!!

Its quiet.

Samus: Double D! Do you hear us?

Edd: *weakly* Y-yeah

Emily: Ok We got to get him out of there some how. We may have just enough fuel to power a few feet in the jet pack.

Sarah: Not so fast!

Samus and Emily look over.

Emily: *quietly* Samus jump down.

Samus: Alright. *jumps down into the trap*

Sarah: Hey! *Holds up her laser*

Emily: *moves away from the trap and goes behind Sarah and Sarah turns towards her*

Sarah: Dont go any farther!

Emily: *walks backwards as Sarah follows her. Trips over a step and se finds her self in the part of the lair were Eddy is*

Eddy: Sarah! Your not supposed to bring them here!

Sarah: Uhh

Emily: *yells* Morgan make a run for it!

Morgan: *looks and sees that shes not to far from Eddy, she runs towards it as Kevin tries to shoot her with the laser. She jumps out of the way of the shot and makes it to Eddy*

Part 9 by Daria

Morgan jumps over Kevin in pursuit of Eddy.
Kevin: Halt, or you'll get a body full of holes!
Morgan: That's what you think *bursts through a door*
Morgan comes face to face with rolf
Morgan: Holy crap.
Meanwhile, Samus lands at the bottom of the trap, and Edd is nowhere to be found.
Samus: Double D! Where are you!
No Answer.
Samus: This is hopeless
Meanwhile..
Morgan: Move it, crap-for-brains, or You'll be swiss cheese!

Part 10 by Edds Angel

Rolf: No I dont think so

Morgan: Uhh yeah! *backs up and holds her gun to his face*

Rolf: *moves out of the way and holds his laser to her head*

Morgan: *kicks the laser out of his hand, the gun flies up and hits Eddy in the head, Eddy fall off his chair*

Eddy: OWW!

Just then Samus comes in carrying Edd.

Emily: Samus! You got him? Is he ok?

Samus: Hes unconscious, the fall was pretty far down.

Emily: You go out and fight, your better then me, so Ill stay with Double D.

Samus nodded then helped Morgan in the fight.

Emily carried Edd over to Eds cage where none of them were looking.

Emily: Hey Ed!

Ed: HI!

Emily: Shhh! We dont want any one to see us. *concentrates on Edd* Double D! *lightly hits in on the face* Are you ok?

Edd: Huh? *opens his eyes*

Emily: Great! Your ok! That was a big fall Samus said

Edd: Mmm-Hmm

Emily: Ok, just rest now while I try to get Ed out.

Edd laid down.

Emily: So Ed wheres the key hole here?

Ed: Uhh

Emily: It seems to be electric poweredI can fix that. *takes out a lap top computer and types some stuff* It seems that the weak point is stand back Ed! *Ed goes in a corner and Emily sets her gun for low, she shoots it and it makes on bar break* Well ones not gonna work

Ed: *goes over and bends the bars apart and he fits through* It Okey Dokey Smokey!

Then Emily, Ed, and Ed carrying Edd ran down through the hall to get the ship. They got in it then flown it through the wall where Samus and Morgan were fighting. They quickly jumped in, they flown off.

Eddy: *Looked out from where they broke the wall*

Sarah: So wheres our money?

Kevin, Rolf, and Sarah start crowding in around him.

Eddy: Uhh I-I dont have any

They move closer with mad faces.

Eddy: YET! I-Ill get some well just have to hold one of them ransom again And Ill pay you double! No TRIPLE! Cause Ill hold more then one ransom! *Eddy keeps babbling on the Rolf, Sarah, and Kevin give up and walk away* *yells to them* Cause Im gonna get them! *quieter* Oooo Im gonna get you guys


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		Warrior Ed Part 1 by Daria A galactic adventure: Featuring Samus from Metriod Prime! (Nintendo Gamecube) CAST: Samus Aran- A female warrior wearing a gravity suit, she can brave several acrobatic feats, and has an arm cannon. Chief Scientist Edward- Double D is chosen by Samus to be her assistant. He is a little flaky with riding a ship, and has to help Samus find a space outlaw. Ed- A warrior prince who was captured by the space outlaw. Eddy- The space outlaw, wanted for blowing up planets and kidnapping the warrior prince. Emily- A Ship Pilot, and one of Samus's sidekicks. She is an excellent pilot, and is great with computers. Morgan- Samus's other sidekick, fairly decent with ships, she's a weapons specialist. SCENE 1: Galactic Federation [Samus's Ship goes crashing into the docking grounds.] Edd: runs outside to see what's going on Samus! So it was your ship! [Samus stumbles out of the ship] Samus: Something broke the landing gear. Morgan and Emily are OK, thank god. Edd: Anything I can do to help? Samus: In fact, yes. Eddy the space outlaw kidnapped the Warrior Prince Ed. I need you to help out. Edd: ME!? Samus: Of course. We'll need a scientist. Morgan's already started working on your gravity suit. [An hour later: The weapons Station] [Morgan shows them a blue gravity suit similar to Samus's.] [Edd tries it on] Edd: How can I hold things with one hand? Samus: You can't shoot without an arm cannon, stupid. Edd: Are you sure I can handle this? SCENERY: Dark Space Castle [Ed is in a cell] Eddy: Face it, prince. This ransom's definitely gonna be paid. Part 2 by Edds Angel Ed: What ransom? *Eddy: glares at Ed* Never mind. Ed: looks around Cool Is this an evil lair!? Eddy: This is MY evil lair. Ed: It looks like the evil lair from Castle Vortex for the Zombies that are bad #2 Eddy: Shut up will ya!** Ed: And thats the place where the Zombies took Sally the wonder girl captive! Points to a spot *Eddy: yells* SHUT UP! Back at the weapons station. Everyones getting ready to get Ed back and there all in gravity suits. Morgan: I think we need to run a test first so we can all get the gravity suit. Emily: Yeah thatd be good. They all walk into a training room.** Morgan: First lets test our aiming. Aims her arm cannon at a target and shoots it dead on *Emily: Let me try Aims then shoots, it misses completely* Well Ill just stick to computers. Samus: You try Double D.** Edd: Ok Ill try Aims, shoots, and hits half of the target Emily: That was good Double D. Samus: Im gonna practice on this target, Morgan, Edd and Emily can on different ones. They all practice there aiming skills then they go into a gravity room. *Emily: In space where Ed is being held captive is the gravity is presses a few buttons which turned the gravity on. Everyone automatically felt themselves get lighter* that.** They all got used to the gravity that theyll be in. They decided to go in the space shuttle since it would take a while to get to Eddys space station. Emily piloted the ship, Morgan was in charge of the weapons on the ship, and Edd and Samus did what ever needed to be done on the ship and watched for meteors and things like that. Part 3 by Daria Later, In space.. Siren: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO! Morgan: What the h---- Emily: Morgan! this is a PG fanfic! Morgan: oh, yeah. Samus: Why is the alarm going off!? Morgan: Samus! We're getting a reading of upcoming metroids! Edd: Don't you mean meteoroids? Morgan: No, Metroids are an alien race, stupid! Samus: clings onto the side of the ship as they are hit ACTIVATE CANNON! KABOOM! Emily: Now we can resume our search. Edd: Samus, can you tell me about any danger in Eddy's lair? Samus: Booby traps. No one's ever made it through the entire place. We're gonna change that. Morgan: Samus, he added sheegoths to the booby traps. Samus: Aw, crap. Part 4 by Edds AngelEdd: What are sheegoths? Samus: Aliens that only have one week spot there dorsal fin. Edd: Ah Samus: There hard to beat but can be easy if you know how to beat them. At Eddys evil lair. Eddy: sitting at a table and watching Ed sit there in his cage This is boring! So I went and found myself some assistants! The scene switches to Kevin walking in, followed by Rolf, then Sarah. They sit down at the table. Kevin: How will be not make you bored?! Eddy: You know that Samus will be back to rescue Ed! So your going to stop them from coming here! Rolf: Rolf wants pay! Eddy: Ill pay all of you something when I get the ransom money! Sarah: Yeah right! Eddy: Hey Hey Hey! I need to make a living too! Ed: So do I! Eddy: glares at him and puts his feet on the table, he leans back which causes him to fall back and off the chair Ahhh! Everyone laughs and Eddy gets up. Eddy: Jeez! Im payin you! You can at least not laugh! Kevin: Whats that mean? Eddy: Hmm Ed: laughing Eddy: Shut up Ed Back in Samuss shuttle. Edd: sleepily How much longer? Emily: Uhhh a few more hours Edd: Great Morgan: Why dont you get some sleep Double D? Edd: Ok goes in the back to sleep Part 5 by Daria An hour later, they make it to Eddy's lair. Kevin: Eddy! Samus is here! and she's brought a few people with her! Sarah: Should we let out the sheegoths? Eddy: Just wait a little while Meanwhile... Samus: turns on communicator Galactic federation! send in missionaries Jonny, Jimmy and Plank! Now! Edd: Why them? Samus: Backup. Edd: Oh. Morgan: Heads up, guys. Look in front of us. Emily: Poison pool. Samus: Eddy's thinking we're gonna die in the first booby trap! please! They easily jump over the pool. After passing several more traps, they only have a few more. Eddy: Release the Sheegoths! [ROAAAAAR] Ten sheegoths come raging forward. Samus: JESUS CHRIST! Part 6 by Edds Angel Morgan: Samus! Help me with these! Morgan and Samus try to kill some of them but its unsuccessful Emily: Edd! Follow me! Edd: Huh? What? Emily: Takes Edds wrist and she runs to the side of all the sheegoths, loudly HEY! The sheegoths turn to them and then start walking towards them Edd: panicking Emily: Relax! yells GUYS!!! There backs are turned! Get there fins! Samus: aims at there fins and takes them out easily with Morgans help Good job guys, now lets go! They carefully go down the hall looking for booby traps. Then they tripped an alarm that set the floor to drop off. It was 20 long and who knows how deep it was. Edd: What now? Samus: Uhh Emily: I think I can add a feature to the gravity suits Morgan, do you think that we can add a small jet pack in our suits? Morgan: Yeah, theres some room in them. Emily: Great! Ill create a few small jet packs that can last over a little more then 20 feet. I have the supplies for it and just the right amount of gas. The problem is that Ill have to go back to the ship So Ill be right back. Emily goes and makes the jet packs, she brings them back and Morgan places them in the right places in the gravity suit. Part 7 by Daria They go over the trap. Eddy: Darn they're good! Kevin, Sarah, I want you to exterminate them! Meanwhile... Samus: That was easy Morgan: We only have a few more traps! Emily: Then it's a big showdown with the puny guy himself. Edd: I hope we finish this soon....AAAH! falls down a trap door into a cage Samus: Double D! Morgan: We have to save him! Sarah's voice: Hold it! They look over and see Sarah and Kevin, holding lasers. Samus: Oh, crap. Kevin: You're not going any farther than here! Part 8 by Edds Angel Everyone puts up there guns. Morgan: Sure well go farther. Kevin: Not if we can help it. Morgan and Kevin continue arguing as Samus and Emily try to save Edd. They look down the trap, it doesnt seem to deep but its dark Emily: yells Double D!!! Its quiet. Samus: Double D! Do you hear us? Edd: weakly Y-yeah Emily: Ok We got to get him out of there some how. We may have just enough fuel to power a few feet in the jet pack. Sarah: Not so fast! Samus and Emily look over. Emily: quietly Samus jump down. Samus: Alright. jumps down into the trap Sarah: Hey! Holds up her laser Emily: moves away from the trap and goes behind Sarah and Sarah turns towards her Sarah: Dont go any farther! Emily: walks backwards as Sarah follows her. Trips over a step and se finds her self in the part of the lair were Eddy is Eddy: Sarah! Your not supposed to bring them here! Sarah: Uhh Emily: yells Morgan make a run for it! Morgan: looks and sees that shes not to far from Eddy, she runs towards it as Kevin tries to shoot her with the laser. She jumps out of the way of the shot and makes it to Eddy Part 9 by Daria Morgan jumps over Kevin in pursuit of Eddy. Kevin: Halt, or you'll get a body full of holes! Morgan: That's what you think bursts through a door Morgan comes face to face with rolf Morgan: Holy crap. Meanwhile, Samus lands at the bottom of the trap, and Edd is nowhere to be found. Samus: Double D! Where are you! No Answer. Samus: This is hopeless Meanwhile.. Morgan: Move it, crap-for-brains, or You'll be swiss cheese! Part 10 by Edds Angel Rolf: No I dont think so Morgan: Uhh yeah! backs up and holds her gun to his face Rolf: moves out of the way and holds his laser to her head Morgan: kicks the laser out of his hand, the gun flies up and hits Eddy in the head, Eddy fall off his chair Eddy: OWW! Just then Samus comes in carrying Edd. Emily: Samus! You got him? Is he ok? Samus: Hes unconscious, the fall was pretty far down. Emily: You go out and fight, your better then me, so Ill stay with Double D. Samus nodded then helped Morgan in the fight. Emily carried Edd over to Eds cage where none of them were looking. Emily: Hey Ed! Ed: HI! Emily: Shhh! We dont want any one to see us. concentrates on Edd Double D! lightly hits in on the face Are you ok? Edd: Huh? opens his eyes Emily: Great! Your ok! That was a big fall Samus said Edd: Mmm-Hmm Emily: Ok, just rest now while I try to get Ed out. Edd laid down. Emily: So Ed wheres the key hole here? Ed: Uhh Emily: It seems to be electric poweredI can fix that. takes out a lap top computer and types some stuff It seems that the weak point is stand back Ed! Ed goes in a corner and Emily sets her gun for low, she shoots it and it makes on bar break Well ones not gonna work Ed: goes over and bends the bars apart and he fits through It Okey Dokey Smokey! Then Emily, Ed, and Ed carrying Edd ran down through the hall to get the ship. They got in it then flown it through the wall where Samus and Morgan were fighting. They quickly jumped in, they flown off. Eddy: Looked out from where they broke the wall Sarah: So wheres our money? Kevin, Rolf, and Sarah start crowding in around him. Eddy: Uhh I-I dont have any They move closer with mad faces. Eddy: YET! I-Ill get some well just have to hold one of them ransom again And Ill pay you double! No TRIPLE! Cause Ill hold more then one ransom! Eddy keeps babbling on the Rolf, Sarah, and Kevin give up and walk away yells to them Cause Im gonna get them! quieter Oooo Im gonna get you guys



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