The Ghost of Edd

by HorseDreamer

Ed killed Edd..OMG! HOW SAD! Okay so how I shall tell you the tale of the ghost of Edd!

Edd's ghost glides from the grave and sees flowers all over his grave stone: Messy messy messy...

He sighs and flies over to Peace Creek. Everything seems sooo quiet, and different....of course Eddy and Ed are probably acting insane. It was nighttime tho.

Edd decides to give Kevin a little visit...just for the heck of it.

So he flies into Kevin's kitchen window! WHEEEEEEE! Edd's snickers...he wanted to give Kevin a bit of a scare...he goes in the fridge.

There was a mess in the fridge! "Messy mess messy!" Edd says. Edd sees a can of strawberry jam. He glides up to the bathroom and turns on the light. Kevin hears something and wakes up and listens...Kevin just sits there then hears more noise.
Kevin: I KNOW IT ONE OF YOU DORKS IN MY HOUSE! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!
Edd laughs and flies through the roof with the can of strawberry jam.
Kevin turns on the light (It was already off..after Edd left)
Kevin's eyes went tennis balls wide as he stares into the mirror.
He thought it was bloood.
What was written was: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!
Kevin doesn't freak out just yet. He thinks it's either Ed or Eddy. Edd grabs a knife and dissapears and flies to Kevin waving the knife in front of Kevin's face: Uh okay I am not totally scared yet! I KNOW IT'S YOU DORKS!
Edd whispers: Redrum.....redrum....reeeeeeeeeedrum..
Kevin freaks out: THAT SOUNDS LIKE EDD! BUT BUT BUT HE'S DEAD! BUT WAIT!
Edd appears with a evil ghost face and laughs at Kevin.
Kevin screams and runs downstairs and runs outside.
Edd laughs evily....

PART 2

Edd floats through the walls out the window and sees Kevin runs to Rolf's house. Edd sneers and flies over to Ed's house.
Edd goes into Ed's room.
Edd: Look at him. Sleeping like a baby. He doesn't even suspect that I am here...he doesn't even care I am dead. Looking so innocent but I will make him guilty....yes...hehe.
Edd floats to Ed's bed. Edd puts a smelly sock on Ed's pillow. Ed yawns and bites the pillow and rips it apart and swallows the sock after Edd said: IT'S A TACO!
A huge belch somes out of Ed's mouth.
Edd: You still have bad manners. I thought you would have learned but I guess not!
Edd is going to have Ed get crushed by a car or something..
Edd sees a bag of dirty smelly clothes and puts tacos and onions in the bag and ties the bag to a stick.
Edd swings it over Ed's nose. Ed's smells it and begins to wake up but his eyes are still closed. Edd thinks he should run him off a cliff...getting hit by a car is too mean..
Edd walks out of the window of Ed's room and Ed follows...
Ed laughs too and tries to grab the bag but misses.
Edd: Thank goodness you are so gullable Ed!
Edd leads Ed to a cliff.
Edd smirks: Time to meet your doom! With your fat mass body you will go down REALLY fast....and because you're soooo huge you will land VERY hard with such force and SPLAT, you're dead!
Edd throws the stick off the cliff and Ed stupidly jumps off the cliff that is 1000 feet off the ground. Edd watches Ed falls towards his doom.
Edd: He shall land in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, KABOOOM!!!
Edd stares at Ed's body to make sure he's really dead.
Ed...is dead. Two Eds are gone and one to go....will Edd kill Eddy too? Find out in part 3!

PART 3

Edd smirks and floats to Eddy's house and sees Kevin poudning on the door: LET ME IN DORK! SOMETHING IS WRONG! I SAW EDD!!!
Edd makes himself invisiable and goes behind Kevin.
Eddy opens the door: What?! IT'S 3AM?! WHATEVER IT IS I AM NOT BUYING IT!!!!
Kevin: NO! IT'S EDD! He's OUT THERE! He put something HORRIBLE ON MY DORKING MIRROR! THE DORK GHOST RETURNED!!!
Eddy: Edd's dead. There are no such things as ghost. Why would Edd do something SOOOOO diguesting?! HE HATES BEING MESSY! Sheesh we been on this show for what?! Many years now and you don't even know Edd yet?!
Kevin: He's evil man! EVIL!
Kevin: is it cold here or is it just me?
Eddy: Nope I don't feel--
Eddy's eyes widen.
Kevin: What's your problem dork?
Eddy begins to close the door: UM GOOD NITE CYA LATER KEV! HEH HEH HEH!
Eddy slams the door shut. What Eddy saw was the ghost of Edd who just made himself visible. Edd's eyes were gleaming with michiefious evil eyes and he was smiling evily in excitement to do something really bad!
Kevin turns around and screams as Edd moves in very close.
Kevin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Kevin spins around and pounds on the door and soon it stops right away and there was a collapse and panting and stopped real quick.
Edd tooken over Kevin's body. He is going to possess it now.
Edd smirks: Hehe ewwww this body is gross gross gross..Kevin needs to bathe more. Oh well, I hope he enjoyed his last bath, cuz that would be his last bath EVER!

PART 4

It was the next morning. Edd was resting in a tree invisiable. He hears the kids playing in the cod-es-sac.
Edd sees Eddy. Sarah sees Eddy and runs to him.
Sarah: WHERE IS ED?!!! ARE YOU HIDING HIM?!
Eddy: SHeesh don't get your undies in a bundle! I have no clue where Ed is!
Voice: I do.
The kids see Kevin coming over but Edd's in his body. You can hear Edd's voice in Kevin's body/
Sarah jumps on Kevin and pushes him to the ground: WHERE IS HE?!!!!! I AM TELLING YOUR MOM!
To everyone's astonishment, Kevin used his legs and throws her into Jimmy and they fell back a ways.
Nazz: Sheesh Kev! Don't be so rude!
Edd: back off blondy..and I am not Kevin.
Rolf: Ya not Kevin? Yes you are!
Edd: I AM NOT KEVIN!
Eddy: Um Kevin what happened to Ed?!
Edd causes Kevin's eyes to glow a yolky evil yellow: I SAID I AM NOT KEVIN!!! I AM THE GHOST OF EDD, DOUBLE DEE!!!
Edd causes Kevin's teeth to go pointy sharp and a light yellow color.
Jimmy: THE EVIL! EVIL HAS RISEN! HOLD ME SARAH!
Jonny: WHOO COOL OUTFIT KEVIN! PLANK AND I WANT ONE!
Edd: Shut up boy or I will send Plank to the toothpick factory!
Jonny: YOU WOULDN"T DARE! No Plank he doesn't mean you!
Eddy: But what happened to Ed?! IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK?!
Edd has Kevin walk up: It's no trick Eddy. *Kevin's shadow loams over Eddy and Eddy shrinks down to the ground*
Edd whispers: I murdered Ed.
Eddy: What?
Edd louder but not eough for the others to hear: I KILLED ED.
Eddy: Um you're insane?
Edd shouts: I KILLED ED! I MADE HIM RUN OFF A CLIFF! THAT STUPID LUNATICY GOOF! I WANTED HIM TO FALL HARD AT THE SPEED HE WAS FALLING! SPLAT! HE'S DEAD! MUWHAHAH! THEN I TOOK OVER KEVIN'S BODY AND SOON AS I LEAVE KEVIN'S BODY, HE WILL FALL TO THE GROUND DEAD!MUWHAHAHA!
Rolf: Why are you doing this Ed boy?
Before Edd could answer..
Eddy: KANKERS!!!
Edd inside Kevin turns around.
Edd leaves Kevin's body and Kevin's body falls to the ground blue and cold. Edd was right, Kevin's dead.
Lee: Well look only one Eddy...where's the Ed?
Marie: Hehe yeah!
May: WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND?!
Lee: YOUR BOYFRIEND?! HE IS MINE!
Marie: YOU GOT EDDY!
*The girls growls and gets into a huge cat fight and a huge voice yells* STOP AND BACK AWAY FROM EACH OTHER THIS INSTANT! FIGHTING IS NOT THE ANSWER!
Kanker sisters: WHAT THE?!
Eddy: Who?
The clouds gathered in the sky and clouds turn into a blak color even tho it was afternoon,the clouds were almost black.
Edd's booming voice: I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU KANKER SISTERS!
Marie: MY GUY!!!!!!
Edd: YOUR GUY?! Are you out of your mind? You're sooo stupid and obnixous!
Marie: DONT TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT!
Lee: Um we're all his--
Marie: SHUT UP!
May: HE IS MINE!
Edd: SHUT UP!
Edd causes a huuuge hurricane that is only locked on the Kanker sisters. The kanker sisters flies into the air and flies around in circles.
Jonny: WOW LOOKS LIKE FUN! CAN I TRY?!
Edd: KANKER SISTERS! YOU SHALL MEET YOUR DOOM!
The Kanker sisters scream in horror.
Then in mid air the Kanker sisters begin to evolve but in backward stages...
The kankers changes into really little kids, then toddlers (Everyone stares at them in amazment)
Then babies, then dissapeared into cells,
Edd: This is very intriging!
Then the Kankers changes into prehistoric women, then they changes into dinosaurs that are huge and ugly and stupid looking, then they changed into eggs, then small creatures that lived in the ocean, then BOOM THEY DISSAPEARED! The Kankers are gone.
Edd laughs. A evil booming, cracking laugh which made everyone huddle together in fear...

PART 5

All the sudden, light comes through the clouds and a Edd angel flies down to earth. The ghost of Edd stands infront of the angel of Edd.
Edd: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! YOU ARE AN ANGEL?! BUT..I'm YOU?!
Edd Angel: No. There are three different Edds except there is no Edd in hell. You already represent him, and the Edd that stays on earth you're him too,
Ghost of Edd: So you're the angel right? Well get outta my face cuz I rule these people!
Edd angel: No you have no right. You must return.
*The Angel of Edd zaps the ghost of Edd to heaven*
The angel of Edd and turns around to look at the kids and they arell staring at him.*
Edd angel: Sorry for the disturbance that Edd caused. Well I must go now. Good day to you all.
*Angel of Edd flies away*
OMG! THE AUTHOR WANTS TO END THE STORY NOW WITH A TWIST! YAY!
Edd wakes up from a dream. He was sweating and pants: Oh my! What an awful dream! I am not dead..what about everyone else?!
Edd walks out and sees everyone. Ed, Eddy, Kevin, Jonny and everyone else.
Kevin: HEY IT'S DOUBLE DORK!
Edd sighs: At least everything's okay. It was just all a bad dream of Ed killing me and another one of me being a evil ghost.

THE END!