Along time ago in a cul-de-sac far far away..............................    
                                                                            
ED WARS                                                                      
                                          episode 1 A New Ed                 
                                                                             
 The cul-de-sac is in trouble. Darth Kevin & his band of robot clones are
planning to rule the cul-de-sac.

It's up to Ed Skywaka,Edd-Solo,Princess Nazz,&
 Rolfo to save the cul-de-sac from its doom.                                 

The gang is flying in a
LightSpeeder 3000,listening to a radio. Princess Nazz &  Rolfo are smiling.      
                                                                             
Ed Skywaka/Edd-Solo-[singing] Yooda! Yo Yo Yo
Yoda! Yo.................       

 

Eddy-1-Kenobi appears on a tv Monitor.  
Eddy-1-Kenobi-Listen to me..........                            Ed
Skywaka-Hey!    

Eddy-1-Kenobi-I don't care about a radio. Ed Skywaka-!@@#$%^
Edd-Solo- Stop Swearing!!

Eddy-1-Kenobi-If we don't win the war, your lives
are doomed!!! The Darth & his crew are at a port.

His assistant is a deep
voice: The Dark Side.R2plank2-Beeeeeeep!

Cp3jimmy-o-That's not
good.

Eddy-1-Kenobi-The Eworks will help us soon.                              

At the
Port..............................................                            
Darth Kevin-Yes!I'm in power!!!!

The Dark
Side-[in a deep voice]You Will Rule!You are king!!!!! 

 

Darth Kevin-[laughs
histerically] This button will implant Ed Skywaka&his buddies to the Bihomie
Desert!![laughs histerically] He pushes the button.

 

Cp3jimmy-o & andR2plank2
transport to the desert. Everyone stares.

Ed Skywaka- Were'd they go? At the
Desert.....................                                                  
Cp3jimmy-o-[pointing] Look!!!! 

 

 

Hooded Monsters
appear in all directions.

 

R2plank2 sticks out guns in all directions&shoots
the monsters.The bloody monsters die out &dissappear.

 

Back in the
cul-de-sac.................................                                  
Rolfa- We'll win,I know it.  Ed Skywaka-All this good stuff is making me
thirsty.

All- the bar.

 

At the Bar....................................           

Musical aleins play&
peopleare gambling.

 

Ed Skywaka-[at the counter] 3 cokes&a beet juice.

 

Back at
the desert.............................                                      

 

Jonny the Hut-[looking at the droids] I will have everyone as
my slaves[I'm simple][Laughing histerically]

 

Cp3jimmy-o-We found the city,now
we have to find the gang.

 

At the
cul-de-sac....................................................                
 

Ed Skywaka-Those drinks were good.Let's go to the
port.

At the port...................     

 

Rolfa- I must fight!!!!!!

 

Darth
Kevin-Rolfa!!We meet agan!Would you like a blast?

He blasts Rolfa with
fire.

Rolfa dissappears.

Ed Skywaka- What happened?1?

Rolfa-I cannot walk
anymore.

 Ed Skywaka-Ride on my knapsack.We'll find Cp3jimmy-o & R2plank2 and
I'll meet Darth Kevin. Mark my words.                                        
        To be Continu-ed.

 

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Part 2: The Edpire Strikes Back

 

 A long time ago in a cul-de-sac far, far,
away..........................................                  

 

ED WARS(by
Tyler Ferronetti) episode 2: The Edpire Stricks Back                           

The shpere ships have been built &space stations have been,too.

Edd-Solo becomes a piolet.

Ed Skywaka had goten lost in the woods with Rolfa inhabited by Eworks!

Darth Kevin will also reveal a deep,dark, secret.

A kidnapping is in order! 
       

In the Sheerswood
forest...................................................................                      

 

Ed Skywaka-Where are we?

Rolfa-We are at the Sheerswood forest.

Soon,demons start to close in.

Rolfa-DEMONS!

Ed
Skywaka takes his lightsaber &s clices the demons(all but one).

Ed Skywaka sticks
his lightsaber through the demon's head. Its bones crumble to dust. All that's
left is blood,bones, & decased bodies.

Ed Skywaka-Everyone's gonna know we're
here.

Rolfa-No.Take out the Zapper.

Ed Skywaka takes out the Zapper. ZAP!
ZAP! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The bodies disappear.

Ed Skywaka-Technology is amazing.

Back near the city,in LightYearspeeder...........................  

 

Edd-Solo-Geuss what!
I leared to fly hovercraft! I can fly the rest of the way! Princess Nazz-Cool!
Edd-Solo takes the whell Edd-Solo-(singing)Off to find the wizard.Off to find Ed Skywakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Space ships appear.

Edd-Solo-Robo Clones!
I'll take care of that.

Edd-Solo presses a button. The ships explode. Blood is
everywhere.

 

At the
forest............................................................................             

 

Ework#1-Those guys we talked to looked
nice. We can help them tommorrow. Let's follow.

All Eworks- Hippity Hop! Hippity
Hop!.........

The Eworks follow Ed Skywaka & Rolfa.

Ed Skywaka- Tell me!!!!!!
Rolfa- We should stop talking to trees.Let's ask those old hags.

3 women
appaer.(the kankers)

The 3 Fates-We're the 3 Fates.We know the future.

Ed Skywaka-Will I
battle Darth Kevin?

Fate#1-yes you will.All 3 Fates-You will also find out a
secret.

Ed Skywaka-What's da secret?

The 3 Fates look in their crystal ball &
gasp.

Ed Skywaka-Uh.....well..You'll find out.

Ed Skywaka-Byeya Hags.3
Fates-Bye.(sigh) They're sooo dreamy. A ship appears.

EdSkywaka/Rolfa-Edd-Solo!
Princess Nazz! 

Edd-Solo-Up ya go.(He picks everyone Up on the ship).They zoom to
Darth Kevin's place.

Darth Kevin-Kill Ed. Ed Skywaka. Sarah-Fett-Yes
s.....uhhhhhhhhhh...................................................urrrrrrr....gaa....
She was shot by Ed Skywaka.

Darth Kevin-YOU
KREATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!           

Ed Skywaka-(in Yu-Gi-OH's voice) It's time to deul.

Cool
Vioce.

 Darth Kevin-(brings out his lightsaber) Good Idea.

Ed
Skywaka-Lightsaber,Rolfa.

Rolfa gives him a beet.    

 Ed Skywaka-I asked for a saber.

Rolfa-Yes. Ed
Skywaka-So, you give me a beet?    

 Everyone Stares.

Rolfa- Scilence! The beet
knows all and will punish evil!

Ed Skywaka takes out a lightsaber.

Darth
Kevin-You don't wanna kill you're dad.

Ed Skywaka-(calm&smiling) Wadaya mean?

Darth
Kevin-Ed, I am you're father!

Ed Skywka-Cool!

 Darth Kevin-No,dork.You're
supposta say,NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Ed
Skywaka-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Darth Kevin-Beter.Let's deul!
Edd-Solo-RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The gang runs out of the building,as it collapses.Everyone
stares.

Darth Kevin's unconsius.

Darth Kevin-I want cookies,mama!

The gang-(laughs
histerically).

At Eddy-1-Kenobi's house.................. 

Eddy-1-Kenobi- I should
go help the gang,tommorow.

 

At 12midnight,  Darth Kevin woke up, & Edd-Solo &
Princess Nazz were captured by a massive creature!                    

 To be
conclud-Ed........................................           

 

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Part 3: Return of the EdI

 

Edd-Solo&Princess Nazz are captured by Jonny the Hut!Ed
Skywaka has to rescue them.Edd-Solo is stuck with robots, & Princess Nazz has to wear
stylish girl's clothing.

Ed Skywaka  also ends up being suprized by Jonny the
Hut.Ed Skywaka also battles Darth Kevin. Another secret is revealed. Something unfotunate happens to Rolfa & Eddy-!-Kenobi.Eddy-1-Kenobi tries to help the gang. 
                                                 Jonny the Hut-Yes! I'm the
king of Siam! At least,I wish I was.

Princess Nazz-I feel like an ideot wearing
is. 

 

At Jonny the Hut's dungon......................................          
  Edd-Solo-(singing)I'm all alone there's no one here beside me.There's no
one here to guide meeeeeeeee!!!!!But cha gotta have
Friennnnnnds!..................................           

 Monster-SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!! 
Edd-Solo-(frowning)Well.  At the dessert...................... Ed Skywaka-Look Rolfa! Jonny the
Hut's place! Rolfa?  Rolfa!!!!!    Rolfa's lying down,dead(because of a heart
attack).

Edd-Solo escaped & rescued Princess Nazz.Ed Skywaka rescued both, but Jonny
the Hut caught them! He sticks Ed Skywaka,Edd-Solo, & Princess Nazz near amonster
pit with teeth!

Edd-Solo sees robots and mutants.He takes out a mega gun.
Edd-Solo-Eat lead slackers!!!!!!!! He shoots the mutants   & robots.Blood pours out.
Edd-Solo trips & falls into the monter tooth.Blood gashes out of his palm.He
struggles & jumps out of the pit.

Jonny the Hut-MEDALING KIDS!!!!! He falls
into the pit & becomes eaten.A bolder seals the monster pit .   Never to eat anyone
again.

Cp3jimmy-o&R2plank2 appears.

Cp3jimmy-o-Wow!
R2plank2-Beeeeep!Beeeep!Burrrrp!

 

Back at the port........................                  Darth Kevin
awaits the arrival of Ed Skywaka.The Eworks are beeting up the robots.   
Ework#1-We kick butt!

Ework#2- Me ,too! Back in the desert.....................  the
gang flys in a Lightspeeder&crash into a sphere ship & look around.

Edd-Solo-This
ship's a bomb!

The Gang jumps out of the ship, as it explodes in back.In thier
ship was Eddy-1-Kenobi,giving them edvice on how to fight.

Ed Skywaka-Why are
You here?

Eddy-1-Knobi-I knew you were gonna fight Darth Kevin. Let's go!

 

At the
port.......................... 

Ed Skywaka-Eworks! How are You?
Eworks-Wining!!!  Inside the port....................    

 Darth Kevin-We meet again Ed
Skywaka & Eddy-1-Kenobi -for the last time!

 Eddy-1-Kenobi (holds up his lightsaber)
I've got you!

Eddy-1 &Darth Kevin start fighting & Darth Kevin sticks his sowrd
through Eddy-1,&Eddy-1 is dead!!!

Darth Kevin-Looks like your own, kid.I'm
king ,your ruller,i am god!

Suddenly, Ed Skywaka sticks his sowrd through Darth
Kevin.

The Dark Side -Kevin!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! The Dark Side had disappered
forever.

Vomit & blood gshes out of Darth Kevin's mouth.Darth Kevin-(weak voice)Ed,I'm
so sorry.I should not have been so mean to you.Ed Skywaka takes off Darth
Kevin's mask.

Darth Kevin- My son, I love you. Soon,Darth Kevin Died. 
Ed Skywaka take Edd-Solo & Princess Nazz out of the cages.

Ed Skywaka-Nazz! I
finnally found out we're actually brother & sister! They both hug.The
Eworks(outside)   & the people were celebrating their victory.And Rolfa's,Eddy-1,& Kevin's
ghosts watched everyone celebrate.The cul-de-sac was finnally rid of rule
forever.                      The ED