House of 1,000 Jawbreakers

by Tyler Ferronetti

Jonny- No! Don't touch me!

But the man tooked the kid & stabbed him!

All of the cul-de-sac-(gasping)

Jonny- That was 39 years ago, & the man was the most wanted man in the world! So, he buirred his prized possesion-1,000 JAWBREAKERS!! And he killed himself!
All-Jawbreakers!?! Neato! 1,000!

Eddy-1,000 JAWBREAKERS!?! I'm goin' in that house!
Edd- But Eddy........

Jonny-I wouldn't go in. Ledgend says," A terrible fate awaits on the person or persons who digs the jawbreakers.''

Ed-(waving at nothing) What lovely leaves you have.

Kevin-I dare you to go in that house. I'll give you 3 quarters.

Edd-No Kevin. Last time we went in an abandoned house, the
kankers......

Eddy drags the 2 other Eds in the house.

In the house......................

Ed: this looks like the house from.........
Eddy- lemme geuss, I Was a Cotton Swab in Madame Donage's Earwax Museum.

Ed-No. From , Monsters of Da universe: the Legacy.

Edd-(smiling)Eddeee, we don't have shovallls.

Eddy-Don't worry.I carry 3 just in case.

Edd-Curse Eddy's pockets.

Ed-Mellon, please.

Edd-But Eddy, those jawbreakers must be old! 39 years to be exact! And I don't want that terrible fate to happen to us!

Eddy-Who cares? I don't care. Ed doesn't care. Ed likes filth!

Ed-Hello!

Eddy digs up a trap door & they fall in.

The Eds- AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They land in a level of the house that's all grass.

Eddy-They must be burried here. The man must of tried to scare the people with these fake tombstones. Ed-(looking at the graves) This is in line language.

Edd-They're fake, Ed.

Eddy-I see white!
Jawbreakers are everywhere.

Eddy- YEEHEEHUSSS! I've compleated my life long dream: to have more jawbreakers then Kevin!!!! (Eddy burts into tears of joy).
Ed-Ouch.

Eddy puts all the jawbreakers in a big bag. The house startes to
shake.

Edd-The terrible fate!

The house startes to collapes!

Edd- Ruuuunnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Eds run out of the house, as it collapses behind.
Edd-The house is no more. And we lost the jawbreakers,Eddy.

(He smiles) Eddy-(Holds up the bag of jawbreakers) Not on this planet, Double Dee.

Edd looks at the jawbreaker distinctivly. Edd-By jove, it look like new! The Eds each have a jawbreaker. They hear laughter.

Eddy-The kids are stealing our jawbreakers!!!! (He starts to cry)

Edd-Cheer up,Eddy. At least we have a jawbreaker.
Eddy-(sniffles) Yeah. Kind of makes me feel all warm inside.

Ed-My pants feel warm inside.

Eddy-Shut up, Ed.

The End


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		House of 1,000 Jawbreakers by Tyler Ferronetti Jonny- No! Don't touch me! But the man tooked the kid & stabbed him! All of the cul-de-sac-(gasping) Jonny- That was 39 years ago, & the man was the most wanted man in the world! So, he buirred his prized possesion-1,000 JAWBREAKERS!! And he killed himself! All-Jawbreakers!?! Neato! 1,000! Eddy-1,000 JAWBREAKERS!?! I'm goin' in that house! Edd- But Eddy........ Jonny-I wouldn't go in. Ledgend says," A terrible fate awaits on the person or persons who digs the jawbreakers.'' Ed-(waving at nothing) What lovely leaves you have. Kevin-I dare you to go in that house. I'll give you 3 quarters. Edd-No Kevin. Last time we went in an abandoned house, the kankers...... Eddy drags the 2 other Eds in the house. In the house...................... Ed: this looks like the house from......... Eddy- lemme geuss, I Was a Cotton Swab in Madame Donage's Earwax Museum. Ed-No. From , Monsters of Da universe: the Legacy. Edd-(smiling)Eddeee, we don't have shovallls. Eddy-Don't worry.I carry 3 just in case. Edd-Curse Eddy's pockets. Ed-Mellon, please. Edd-But Eddy, those jawbreakers must be old! 39 years to be exact! And I don't want that terrible fate to happen to us! Eddy-Who cares? I don't care. Ed doesn't care. Ed likes filth! Ed-Hello! Eddy digs up a trap door & they fall in. The Eds- AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They land in a level of the house that's all grass. Eddy-They must be burried here. The man must of tried to scare the people with these fake tombstones. Ed-(looking at the graves) This is in line language. Edd-They're fake, Ed. Eddy-I see white! Jawbreakers are everywhere. Eddy- YEEHEEHUSSS! I've compleated my life long dream: to have more jawbreakers then Kevin!!!! (Eddy burts into tears of joy). Ed-Ouch. Eddy puts all the jawbreakers in a big bag. The house startes to shake. Edd-The terrible fate! The house startes to collapes! Edd- Ruuuunnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Eds run out of the house, as it collapses behind. Edd-The house is no more. And we lost the jawbreakers,Eddy. (He smiles) Eddy-(Holds up the bag of jawbreakers) Not on this planet, Double Dee. Edd looks at the jawbreaker distinctivly. Edd-By jove, it look like new! The Eds each have a jawbreaker. They hear laughter. Eddy-The kids are stealing our jawbreakers!!!! (He starts to cry) Edd-Cheer up,Eddy. At least we have a jawbreaker. Eddy-(sniffles) Yeah. Kind of makes me feel all warm inside. Ed-My pants feel warm inside. Eddy-Shut up, Ed. The End