Ed
Voice: Matt Hill
The lovable oaf of the Ed-boys!
"Your wish is my lunch!"
(from "Cry Ed")
Commonly known as "Big Ed," "Burrhead," and "Monobrow," he is the "lovable oaf" of the show, who is mostly the care-free and dumb (in a funny way) one of the three Ed-boys.
Okay, so he might not be the smartest of the Eds, but he does make every Eds' episodes worth watching. Besides, he did in fact seem smart in some episodes like "High Heeled Ed" and a bit in "Dueling Eds." Need proof of that? Well, in "High Heeled Ed," he says, "Spending time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing." In "Dueling Eds," he says, "It's his hat, Eddy. He always wears it and talks forever about stuff. Not to mention his obsession with cleanliness; big problem." So you see, Ed does have a smart side to him . . . kind of.
The popular side of Ed came in the Season 1 episode of "Over Your Ed." In there, he says all these (what Nazz says) "witty Ed-isms." Taught by Double D and Eddy, he makes almost everything he says into a rhyming phrase! Ed becomes everyone's icon with those sayings, but he ended as fast as he became popular, after the Kankers came in, and fooled around with " The Ed Show;" nonetheless, from that episode on, he still says the Ed-isms in other episodes like "Home Cooked Eds" and "Rambling Ed." Every Ed Fan knows 2 of his most popular and most-said phrases; "Buttered toast!" and "Gravy!," which is said in over half the episodes of Ed, Edd n Eddy.
It's a bit hard to believe that Ed can withstand his health, and seem to not mind it. In "Over Your Ed," it's obvious to Double D and Eddy that he does "smell," and they give him a complete make-over. In "High Heeled Ed," he says, "I found my sensitive side 'cuz it has a rash," which gives Double D some "disturbing images. Bored? How about playing a game of connect-the-dots on Ed's back? In "X Marks The Ed," Ed has (what I think) pimples on his back, which forms a boat scene on his back (Ed was right; he is "productive"). Ed also has allergies to some things. His first indicated allergy was in "Flea Bitten Ed," when he was allergic to rabbits . . . uh, "bunnies." In "Honor Thy Ed," Ed seemed to be allergic to the dandelions in front of the abandoned house; he sneezed, which rid the old house from the dandelions (and another sneeze, which got the Eds inside the house). In "Dueling Eds," when Rolf placed eels in the Eds' pants (as a sign for forgiveness), Ed started to itch, and started to look like a fish, saying, "I think I'm allergic to eels." Ed's also not weak; on the contrary, he's the strongest of the Eds. How strong? Ed lifted a house once (in "Cry Ed"), he is able to smash an "alien" (in "It Came From Outer Ed"), and he once pushed one of his biggest baggage out of his window (in "Rambling Ed").
Ed's room. Who knows what kind of stuff can be under Ed's bed. You can get an idea of what it must be like, with scenes showing a general bit. Plus, in "From Here To Ed," Ed brings a wagon full of stuff from under his bed to throw at Kevin; try his lunch bag from school last year (which makes Eddy hold his lunch down!). If it's exploring you like, maybe you can try Ed's room; just watch out for the pizza he has stuck on his wall (since "Dear Ed").
Ed's biggest interests, besides eating jawbreakers with his friends, are "B" movies and chickens. "B" movies are good for Ed. He can easily relate his world with almost any "B" movie he has ever watched, like when he told Double D and Eddy that "the kids entered a wormhole, and were spewed into an alternate universe ("Laugh Ed, Laugh")." He loves "B" movies so much, that whenever he finds out that there's a marathon of it, he'll post up reminders throughout his room (in any way he can think of) to help him not to forget about it; he just has to watch out for Sarah taking the opportunity away from him ("Knock, Knock, Who's Ed"). Other than "B" movies, Ed's love-life goes mostly toward chickens. Ever since Eddy mentioned that they should have a chicken (for its eggs), Ed has been bugging Eddy for one (ever since "Who, What, Where, Ed"). In "To Sir With Ed," Rolf makes an ice sculpture of a chicken, and Ed is pleased with it, and tries to give it a hug.
There's Ed for you. Care-free. Dumb. Funny. What else could make him a whole lot better than he is now? Well, okay. Maybe a few chickens for him.
