Ed-Shrek
page 1 - Fairy Tale People
This is a begining of the story and it is now begining
Boy:Once A upon time their was a princess,But She Has Be Enchanted The way to break the spell is LOVE'S FIRST KISS,
She was locked away to the castle guarded by the tearable Fire Breathing Dragon,Many Knights came to free Her from this dratful prison But none prevealed,A Prince is waiting for a Knight To recuse her and have TURE LOVE and TURE LOVE'S 1ST KISS,(Normal Voice)Yea Like That's Ever gona Happen
The Boy Who said that is Eddy The Ogee
The Story Begins Here Right Now
(Ed- Shrek)
At night the angry Mob went to Eddy's Swarp
1st person:You Think he's in there
2nd person:Alright Let's Go
1st Person:Wait do you know what that thing can do to you
3rd person:I'l grind your bones and eat em
Eddy went up to them
Eddy:Well That would be a Giant,Now Ogers oh their much worse their Make a Stew Out of your pealed skin Shave your liver Sqress the jelly out of your eyes or they could be good with toast
1st Person:back Back I warn ya
That person swing his torch but Eddy put the fire out
1st Person:Uhh right
Eddy scared them
Eddy:(Silently)This is the part where you run away.
The Mob Ran away
Eddy:And stay out
He saw a poster it said"Wanted Fairy Tale People Reward"He didn't care about money
But this morning their was Rolf The Knight Leader
Knight:Gimme that
The Knight took the magic broom from the witch and break it
Knight:Your Flying Days are over
Rolf:Here's 20 Silver For The Witch Please take here away
There was Ed the Donkey
He Was Scared to be sented away
Ed:Ah come on I won't be stunburn again I'l change just give me another chance.
Lady:Oh Shut up
Rolf:Next…What do you got speak to Rolf
Old Man:A wooden Puppit
Puppit:I'm not a puppit I'm a real Boy
His nose growed
Rolf:5 Shilling for a weird toy take it away
Puppit:You can't do this to me FATHER HELP!
The Knight took the puppit away
Rolf:Next…What do you have here I must know.
Lady:Well I got here is a talking donkey
Rolf:Okay Well that's good for 10 Shillings if you can proof it you want the 10 Shillings Yes.
Lady:Okay go ahead and talk
She took of the rope off Ed's Mouth he wouldn't talk
Rolf:(Boring)Well
Lady:He He just a little neervis here he's qiet a chater box(Madly)Talk you little dope
Rolf:Your diving Rolf's payships Gaurds
The lady stop them
Lady:No no no he talks I swer
She put her hands in the donkey's mouth
Lady:(Making Ed's voice)I can talk I love to talk I am a Danngest thing that ever saw.
Rolf:Madly)NO 10 SHILLING FOR YOU
The guards took her away but she kicked a cage of the Fairy
And fairy dust fill on Ed's head
He was flying
Ed:Hey I can fly
Boy:He can fly
3 Little pigs:He can fly
Rolf:He can TALK!
Rolf was also inpress
Ed:That's right fool now I'm a flying talking donkey you may have seen a house fly maybe even a super fly but you never seen a donkey fly(Laughing)
But he fell
Rolf:Get Him now
The guards and Rolf went ather ed but he bump into Eddy the ogre
They came and said
Rolf:Excuse me ogre
Eddy:Aye
Rolf:In the name of Lord Kevin I have to place you both under arest and sent(Worrie)you to the prison
Eddy:Oh really you and what army
Rolf's army ran away he did to
Eddy was going back to his swarp but Ed was talking to him
Ed:Can I say something to you…man that was really cool out there
Eddy:Are you talking to{He didn't see him}Me
Ed:Yeah I'm talking to you man it's good to be free!
Eddy:Okay why won't you celebrate your freedam to your own friends Hmm,
Ed:But I don't got any friends…oh I know I'l say with you we can hide out togator
Eddy look at ed and went ugly and roaring at him
But ed respect that
Ed:Oh that's real scary but I think you won't mind I say this you need spearment or pepperment and you need to get your job done cause you really need some tea-tics or something cause YOUR BREATH STINKS…You know you remind me that time wean(Mabbling)……..(Mabbling stops)and he stop that guy
Eddy:Why are you brothering me
Ed:Oh I'l tell you why…Cause I'm all alone no one here beside me I need to make some friend's but there's no one here beside MMEEEE but you gonna have friends
Eddy interupted
Eddy:STOP singing well that's no wonder you don't have any friends
Ed:Whoo only a ture friend would be that onest
Eddy:Look Ed what am I
Ed was thinking
Ed:Really tall
Eddy:No I'm a ogre you know get your torches and pitch forks dones't it brother you
Ed:Nope
Eddy:Really
Ed:Really Really say I like you what's your name
Eddy:Umm Eddy
Ed:Eddy…Well do you know Eddy you got that kind of I don't care of anyone thing I respect that Eddy
They made it to Eddy's home
Ed:oh man who want to live in a place like that
Eddy:That would be my home
Ed:Oh it is lovey do you see man that a good boulder I like that boulder
He looked at the sign
Ed:Guess you don't enterting much do you
Eddy:I like my pivitcy
Ed:Me two we have an other thing in common
He asked
Ed:Can I stay with you
Eddy:WHAT!
Ed:Can I stay with you please?
Eddy:Of course
Ed:Really
Eddy:No!
Ed:PLEASE YOU GONNA LET ME STAY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BECOMING A FREAK HERE well maybe you do BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO STICK TOGATOR PLEASE YOU GONNA LET ME STAY WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE!
Eddy:OKAY OKAY but 1 night only
Ed went inside on the chire
Ed:Oh boy we can stay up late watching meanless story's and in the morning…I'm making waffles
Eddy was agrey
Ed:So where do I sleep
Eddy:OUTSIDE!
Ed:(Sad)Oh well that's cool
END OF PAGE 1 OF ED-SHREK
He went outside