Shoping For The Eds
Part 1
by: ToastedGravy Jackson

Edd: (Sleeping wakes up, walks over to calendar) My, school starts in 5 days!
Eddy: (Walking to Edd’s house) So what’s up Double-D.
Edd: Eddy! School starts in 5 days.
Eddy: Say it isn’t so.
Edd: It feels like we have had summer for 2 years, well back to learning.
Eddy: C’mon lets go tell lumpy.

(Eddy and Edd arrive at Ed’s room)

Ed: Hey guys!
Eddy: Burr head, we have bad news
Edd: School is starting.
Ed: What, no you guys are joking right, come on don’t fool around!
Eddy: We are serious Ed.
Ed: School is bad, T.V good for Ed.
Edd: Ed, we will be starting middle school.
Eddy: Oh yeah, finally.
Ed: What mom, ok my mom is making get school supplies, wanna come.
Edd: I’d be delighted Ed.
Eddy: One more step to school.

(Ed, Edd, and Eddy arrive at Staples.)

Ed: Yes mom I promise I won’t eat the pencils.
Eddy: Good thing your mom dropped us off, she might cramp our style.
Edd: Please Eddy, let’s just go in.

(They step inside)

Eddy: It feels like I haven’t been a store for years.
Edd: Eddy, let’s get our stuff and leave we might be able to stop by the candy store.
Ed: Jawbreakers!
Eddy: Let’s get stuff Ed.
Edd: Did you both bring your lists.
Ed: I brought a pickle.
Edd: Eddy, please tell me you brought a list.
Eddy: Nope.
Edd: Is that even a word I’ll just to buy it for you.
Ed: Can you buy my stuff too Double-D please
Edd: Fine! I will never do this again.
Eddy: Hey look it’s Kevin.
Ed: Hey Kevin!
Kevin: School bytes, getting stuff for school bytes.
Eddy: Tell me about it!
Kevin: Who was talking to you dork.
Edd: Well Kevin seems normal.
Ed: Hey it’s Johnny and Plank, hey Johnny is plank going to school.
Johnny: What’s that Plank, Plank says he is being home schooled.
Eddy: Really that’s too bad.
Edd: Eddy, respect Johnny’s feelings.
Ed: Buttered Toast.

(Eddy sees Sarah and Jimmy)

Eddy: Hey look it’s the pint sizes.
Sarah: Move out of the way block head.
Jimmy: Why do you have insult us at every turn.
Eddy: Did I hurt Jimmy’s feelings
Ed: Eddy, stop
Sarah: AHHHHHH!
Eddy: Run boys.

(Eddy runs around the store while Ed and Edd continue to shop)

Edd: Ed, I must admit that Eddy is very immature.
Ed: My mom is gonna kill me.

(Edd pays for everything and they have left the store)

Ed: Hey Double-D where is Eddy, Eddy, Eddy come here boy I got a doggie treat.
Edd: Come on Ed, lets find Eddy.
Ed: Maybe Sarah is an Alien Cyclopes for planet stinky sock and has abducted Eddy!
Edd: What a wonderful world you live.
Ed: Why thank you.



Narrator: Where is Eddy, How will school be like for the Eds. All on next weeks show.