"A Brief Interview with Archimedes Fire-Ant"



Josh: Evening Sonic-a-holics! Nice to have you here for another thrilling edition of "Sonic Talk!" Today's guest is none other than that economy-sized superstar, Archimedes! What's up, Archy?
Archy: G'day, Josh.
Josh: First and foremost, how did the cancellation hit you?
Archy: Like a steel-toed boot m'lad, ain't like I can find work many other places, now that I'm in the back of Sonic comics, crammed in between Amy Rose and Julie-Su.
Jon: Josh wouldn't mind that too much...
Josh: JON!
Jon: Sorry.
Josh: Big question: how old do Fire-Ants really get? You got to be, what, eighty, yourself?
Archy: And in the prime of me life. We live to be about as old as any member of the Brotherhood, so...'round 300.
Josh: So why did you Fire-Ants finally decide to help out the Guardians?
Archy: You see how they bicker when we're not around? If we didn't step in they'd be getting even LESS done!
Jon: That's possible?
Josh: How about Knuckles? You think he's as big of a deal as the Brotherhood thinks?
Archy: I hate to say it on the air, mate, but he's got some major potential, and if he winds up misusing it, well....let's just hope it doesn't happen.
Josh: I noticed in an older story, Knuckles actually tried to EAT you. Why was this? Do echidnas find you particularly appetizing, or something?
Archy: What kind of question is THAT?!?!
Josh: (Confused) That's what I wanna know! (Looks at the card more closely). Oh, this is from Chaos Theory's show--"Mobius Enquirer."
Archy: Ya gotta screen those questions better.
Josh: There's another job for Fate. Well, Archy, nice having you, but that's all the time we have.
Archy: Well, thanks for having me on, mate.
Josh: Join us next time when my guests will be those rebels without a cause, the Sonic Underground! Thank you, goodnight!



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