"A Brief Interview With Dulcy the Dragon"
By Joshua
(Camera opens on Josh, sitting on the couch next to Citizen Wynmacher. Both are engrossed in a game of "Ready 2 Rumble Boxing".)
Jon: Josh, you live in the studio. How the HECK are you late?!
Josh: (Looking up.) Oh, right, the show. Sorry, Wyn, we'll finish up later.
Wyn: No problem. I get it until you come back.
Josh: (Walking over to the set) Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Sonic Talk". Today my guest is Dulcy the Dragon. What's up, Dulce? (Sits)
Dulcy: Thanks for letting me on the show. Where'd you get the Dreamcast?*
Josh: Wyn and I chipped in and saved one down at Foofi's.
Dulcy: Guess I shoulda reserved one.
Josh: Don't worry, you'll get one in a month or two when the hype goes down. Well, anyway, I am certainly glad you could make it out--you are definitely hard to book.
Dulcy: Yes, with my one-dragon show and all.
Josh: Right, you'll be performing here in Echidnaopolis tonight?
Dulcy: Right, then it's off to New York for my Broadway debut.
Josh: So that's why you haven't been seen lately in the Sonic comics?
Dulcy: Yup. Not easy to balance a career with freedom-fighting.
Josh: So...many fans want to know--have you been working on your landings?
Dulcy: Oh, yeah, but I'm afraid I sorta bumped Jon's car when I landed in the parking lot.
Jon: WHAT?! Not my baby...(runs out of studio.)
Josh: Don't worry about it Dulcy--he drives a Geo.
Dulcy: Oh, no problem then.
Josh: Well, I hear you might make an appearance in a game soon.
Dulcy: Well, I was a stunt double in Panzer Dragoon, I'll be trying out for another project soon too.
Josh: Well, I hope it works out for you. That seems to be all the time we have. I thank you for fitting us into your agenda.
Dulcy: If you really want to thank me you'll let me play Sonic Adventure.
Josh: You're on.
Jon: (re-enters) Well, it's not so bad--a little dent, a few scratches...
Josh: it's trashed, isn't it?
Jon: I might be able to get it to the garage with the door dragging.
Josh: I hope so, Jon. Well, folks, see you next time when my guest will be Hershey the Cat. (Thinks, then pulls out a personal tape recorder.) Note for later: cancel rapelling trip. (Puts it away.) Well, Sonicfans, thank you and good night!
* Normally I would be against blatant and obvious product endorsements in the middle of a humour piece, but in this case, I'll let it go. Heck, even ENCOURAGE it. This interview was originally written on 9/9/99, which all Sega fans know is the day the Dreamcast was released. And Sega is WWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY the heck in debt, unfortunately. So the Dreamcast is pretty much their VERY last chance to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and survive. If the Dreamcast fails, Sega will probably fail. And we don't want THAT, do we? So any recognition they can get anywhere at all is good. Dreamcast commercials are good anytime, anywhere as far as I'm concerned.
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tourists have stopped by to have a nice chat with Dulcy the Dragon since September 18, 1999. Of course, she trashed all their vehicles when she "landed", but hey...