"A Brief Interview with Hershey the Cat"
By Joshua
At this point, Chaos Theory T. Echidna would like to step in and state that the opinions of the original author of this interview, Joshua Knode, do NOT reflect the opinions of Chaos Theory or the attitude of the entire website "Sandopolis" itself. We have nothing personally against Ken Penders and think he is, for the most part, a good writer who was done wrong by the jerks at Archie when they decided to cancel the Knux comic for no reason at all, and that he is also basically a decent person. The only real quibble that Chaos Theory has with the guy is the way he outlawed ALL fanfics on his message board. Other than that, she has nothing against him. Thank you.
Josh: Good evening, Sonic fans, and welcome to the most way past cool talk show, "Sonic Talk"! Tonight's guest is none other than Hershey the Cat. Welcome to the show Hershey!
Hershey: Thanks for inviting me. It's been hard to get work ever since "Endgame", and I'm not the most liked of characters.
Josh: I can imagine, after that whole trying-to-kill-the-Princess thing.
Hershey: Ken Penders made me do it!
(Both are interrupted by Jon falling from the ceiling and landing on the coffee table, thereby demolishing it.)
Josh: Oh, come on, Jon, that's really distasteful.
Jon: It wasn't a joke. I was trying to adjust a speaker on the ceiling-rig and I tripped!
Josh: Well, drop on somebody else's show!
Jon: (Slinks off, muttering under his breath) I'll go see what Cuisinart King is doing...
Josh: (turning back to Hershey) So I think the big question in this interview would be--why did you do it?
Hershey: Robotnik had my family! Or at least I thought he did. I really had no choice but to do what he said.
Josh: Well, Robotnik made trouble for me, too, but you don't see ME tossing squirrels off of buildings!
Jon: You did at last year's Mardi Gras.*
Josh: I was drunk! I bet she doesn't have THAT excuse!
Hershey: Well, the exhaust fumes in Robotropolis kinda made me woozy...
Josh: Anyway, moving on, how to you deal with the fact that you are one of the more hated characters in the Sonic comic right now?
Hershey: By blaming it on Ken Penders!
Josh: By the look of Razorback Jack's interview**, everybody hates that guy!
Hershey: Good for me, bad for him I guess.
Josh: Well, thank you for doing the show, Hershey, drop by anytime. (Winces) Sorry, bad choice of words.
Hershey: (Laughs) No problem.
Josh: Join us next week when Sonic Talk will do a special tribute to the late, great Knuckles comic series, with guests Knuckles the Echidna, the Brotherhood of Guardians, and who knows who else will show up as we say a heartfelt goodbye to the comic we all know and love. See you then!
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
* This is a funny line and all, but wasn't Jon supposed to be OUT OF THE ROOM at the time?
**Razorback Jack is a new and very very BAD interviewer at the Sonic Foundation's messageboard, where I am getting these other interviews. His so-called "humour" pieces are disgusting, nasty, confusing, have horrible grammar and spelling, and he just basically uses it as an excuse to flame REAL-LIFE people. These are supposed to be SONIC interviews, not REAL ones, so this kind of nastiness has NO place on this site--or Kedzie K's for that matter.
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people have stopped by to talk to Hershey the Cat since September 18, 1999. Of course, she scratched all their eyes out. Oh, come on, did you ACTUALLY think I was gonna say "they were all pushed to their "deaths"? That's joke's been DONE, sweetheart.