A Brief Interview With Julie-Su Echidna
With Special Musical Guest Prince Elias Acorn
By Joshua
Josh: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome
to another edition of "Sonic Talk". Today's guests are
none other than everybody's favourite ex-legionnaire,
Julie-Su Echidna, and special musical guest Prince
Elias Acorn. Nice to have you on the show, Julie.
Julie: Thanks for inviting me.
(Everyone suddenly looks startled as Big the Cat tromps
into the studio out of nowhere and quite inexplicably
seats himself on the other end of Julie-Su's
couch--tipping her high into the air as the couch
see-saws under his weight. Julie-Su desperately grabs
onto her couch arm to keep from falling off, her feet
dangling above the floor.)
Josh: (to Big, sounding annoyed) What are YOU
doing here? How did you get past the security
guards?
Big: (shrugs) I have my ways. Now, are you
going to interview me, or not?
Josh: (now rather angry) I never said I WAS
going to interview you!
Big: (sounding disappointed) Really? Oh. (He
looks crestfallen; his ears and tails both droop. And
that's pretty impressive-looking, considering how large
his ears are.) I was hoping I could get interviewed
here like everybody else...I had a MISERABLE time on
that other show across the street, and I really wanted
to do a GOOD interview here.
Josh: Save me the sob-story, ya purple blimp.
I don't have any space on my list until next year.
Boys! (snaps fingers)
(Two large and burly bull-dog security guards--they
somewhat resemble the thug "Blackjack" from the Chaotix
Caper--come stomping into the room and grab Big by each
of his armpits. With much grunting and sweating, the
finally manage to drag him out of the room.)
Josh: Well, that was certainly unexpected, but
anyway, first question. I've heard a lot of complaints
about the way Chris Allen draws you Julie--what is your
opinion?
Julie: (Still smoothing her clothing--what there
is of it--after being thrown in the air.) Oh, I've
never been that worried about how I look.
Josh: So, I hear you too are having a solo
story in the new SuperSonic Special. What's that gonna
be like?
Julie: Yes, it will pry deeper into my
mysterious past. I'm very excited about it because it
gives me a...chance to...(trails off as she notices
something on the table). What's this?
Josh: Oh....that's nothing.
Julie: (Picks up index card.) Is this Amy Rose
on the back of this card?
Josh: Well...ummm...
Julie: (Picks up another.) This one is cute.
You're a good artist. (Shows it to the audience just to
be mean. Josh tries and fails to yank it out of her
hand, but she successfully plays "keep-away" with
it.)
Josh: Well, I sketched those on commercial,
just to, you know, prepare for the interview.
Julie: (sarcastically) Uh-huh. So, "I love you
4 ever" is something you write underneath ALL your
guests' pictures?
Josh: Well, that's a...it's just...Hey! Elias!
You about set up?
(Camera pans over to show Elias stringing his
guitar.)
Elias: Not even close. Why?
Josh: Oh, just wondering.
Julie: Come on, 'fess up!
Josh: All RIGHT, I have a crush! Now who's
being interviewed here?
Julie: (Laughs) Sorry, please go on.
Josh: Okay, now that you and Knuckles are
dating, are there any future plans for your
relationship?
Julie: (Still laughing) Uh...well...
Josh: What's so funny?!
Julie: Sorry, just thought of what you and Amy
would look like together!
Josh: Can we move on, please?
Julie: Okay. (Chuckle.)
Josh: Okay, then, same question--you and
Knuckles, going anywhere?
Julie: Oh, sure, we're dating. (Tries to hold
it in but bursts out laughing) Maybe we could DOUBLE!
(falls over giggling).
Elias: (walks on laughing) Yeah, Amy, you're
missing out on a real catch here! Young, available,
has his own talk show...
Julie: If you don't count the fact that he's
Human.
Elias: Nobody's perfect.
(Both laugh uncontrollably for a few moments.)
Josh: Are you both QUITE through?
Elias: Yes.
Julie: Yes. (Giggle)
Josh: (Straightens tie, sips coffee.) Okay,
then, Elias, you ready to play?
Elias: (Holds up guitar) Yessir, but I'll need
some backup. Mind if I borrow your house band?
Josh: Go ahead. Um, when did you first start
playing music?
Elias: Oh, very young. I jammed with the
Brotherhood when I was on the Floating Island, and
learned a thing of two about music. This is one I wrote
myself, "Livin' With Freedom Fighters".
Josh: Okay, then, ladies and gentlemen, the
artist currently known as Prince Elias Acorn!
"Livin' With Freedom Fighters"
Lyrics by Prince Elias Acorn
Sung to the tune of "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky
Martin.
(Apologies to Ricky Martin)
(Verse One)
They're in to freedom fighting
New cause for which to fight.
They've got a brand new battle
For every day and night.
Just when I think they're done, they're off to war
again!
They'll make you live a risky life but they're cool
anyway!
(Chorus)
Upside, inside, out,
Livin' with Freedom Fighters.
They'll push and pull you down,
Livin' With Freedom Fighters.
(Verse Two)
They're into risky missions,
Right into Robo's halls.
I feel a premonition,
These guys'll make me fall.
How they pull off half this stuff I really cannot
say,
Just to try such crazy stunts you'd have to be
insane!
(Chorus)
(Trumpet solo)
(Verse Three)
Woke up in Robotropolis,
In a pile of junk and grime.
Must've trumped on that last mission,
at least I wasn't roboticised.
They always will come back for me when I lose my
way,
They don't leave a friend behind, that's one thing I
can say!
(Chorus Two)
Upside, inside out, livin' with Freedom Fighters!
They'll make you loose your train of thought,
Livin' with Freedom Fighters.
Livin' with Freedom Fighters
la la la livin' with Freedom Fighters,
la la la la-vi! (etc. to fade)
Josh: Thank you, Elias, that was
very...Latin.
Elias: Want me to play a slow one for you and
Amy?
Josh: (Ignoring him) Anyway, thank you folks for
tuning in, thanks to Julie-Su for appearing, and Elias
for the song. Join us next time when we'll be joined
by Miles "Tails" Prower. See you then!
(Editor's Notes: I somewhat changed and added to the "Big scene", put in the stuff about Julie-Su showing the
card to the audience and playing keep-away, and
slightly modified the lyrics of the song to make it fit
the tune better. I hope Joshua doesn't mind. If he
does, I'll change it all back to the original.)
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curious tourists have stopped by to jam with
Julie and Prince Elias since August 27, 1999. Of
course, Julie-Su "got Dark Legion" on their hineys and
the Prince changed his name to a weird symbol so they
couldn't talk to him anymore. ;)