"A Brief Interview with Kragok"
With Special Repeat Guest Julie-Su Echidna
By Joshua
Josh: Gooooooood EEEEEEEEvening SonicFANS!!
Jon: Who do you think you are, Robin Williams?
Josh: Just thought I'd try something new.
Kragok: Well, try it with someone else, I have sensitive ears.
Josh: Uh, sorry. Well, anyway, folks, tonight's guest is Kragok, leader of the Dark Legion! What's up, Kragok?
Kragok: Oh, nothing much. Just scheming about how to get back at Archie for canning my comic.
Josh: Well, when you figure it out, let me in on it, okay?
Kragok: Will do.
Josh: So, has there been much going on since the cancellation?
Kragok: Not too much, but I am playing a starring role in an animated movie about Knuckles called "Knuckles: The Guardian". It has little to do with the comic continuity but the Dark Legion are still there as the main antagonists.
Josh: Sounds interesting--what more can you tell us?
Kragok: Not much...the screenplay's currently being written but we are looking around for talented artists.
Josh: Well, if anyone's interested, contact the show here and we'll hook you up. So, one question I've always wanted to ask you, Kragok, is how do you zip up your pants with that claw?
Kragok: I don't wear pants.
Jon: Good thing--you could have one nasty accident trying to zip up your Levis with THAT baby.
Kragok: Why do you think I wear a robe?
Jon: True.
Josh: Well, we have a surprise guest for you tonight, she's someone very close to you--your recently-discovered half-sister, Julie-Su!
(Julie enters to cheers, kisses Josh lightly on the cheek and sits down on the couch with Kragok.)
Josh: Hello, Julie, and welcome back to the show!
Julie: Thank you, Josh. Hello, Kragok.
Kragok: Hello, Julie, missed you at the family Christmas dinner last year.
Julie: I'll bet you didn't.
Kragok: I'll bet I DID! We haven't always gotten along but you're still my sister. You could at LEAST have done it for Dad.
Julie: Yeah, well, I just hate Lien-Da's cooking. Her turkey is always so dry.
Kragok: Is that an excuse to leave me out in the cold? (Begins to cry.) I mean, I just want to be a family again! Look at me, you got me crying on T.V., you happy now?
Julie: I didn't mean to do that, Kragok. What can I do to make it up to you?
Kragok: Just say you're sorry. (Sniff.)
Julie: All right, I'm sorry.
Josh: Looks like Big Tough Legionnaire here has a heart.
Kragok: I'm much more sensitive than the comic portrays.
Julie: He acts all mean but inside he's a big softie.
Kragok: Oh, thank you. (They hug and the crowd cheers.)
Josh: The talk-show business all seems worthwhile in moments like this.
Julie: Yeah, I've been wanting to say something on this show, really. I'm looking for a sensitive guy. I like Knuckles, but I want to find a man with some heart.
Josh: Really?
Julie: Yes, and that's why I'm offering an evening of my company to the man who can write the best poem about how they feel about me.
Josh: Sure, Jon and I can judge; I'm a professional poet in real life. And, I can even offer you and your date free reservations!
Julie: Could you do that?
Josh: Sure.
Jon: What about the ladies?
Kragok: I'm single, and if a girl can write a poem about me I'd like to spend some time with her.
Josh: Well, it's settled then. Send your poems to Joshua Knode along with where on the Floating Island you'd like to take Julie or Kragok, and I'll judge them. The top entries will recieve autographed pictures of either Julie-Su or Kragok as well as coupons for the hottest night spots on the Floating Island!
Well, that's all the time we have. Thanks to Kragok and Julie-Su.
Kragok: Glad to do it.
Julie: Can you autograph my copy of "People"?
Josh: (Signing the magazine half-heartedly) See you next time when I'll be joined by Sonic comic newcomer, Mina! Later!
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