Christmas Carols--Sorta...
Note: This Mad Lib must be SUNG aloud, rather than read, when completed, no matter HOW hard it may be to make your words fit the tune! Heh heh heh...
Song #1: "Jingle Bells"
Jingle (Plural Noun), jingle (Same Plural Noun), jingle all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-(Creature) open (Vehicle)! (repeat)
(Verb Ending in "ing") through the (Substance), in a one-(Same Creature) open (Same vehicle),
O'er the (Plural Noun) we go, (Verb ending in "ing") all the way!
(Plural Noun) on bobtails ring, making spirits (Adjective),
What fun it is to (Verb) and sing a (Verb ending in "ing") song tonight! Oh...
(repeat chorus)
Song #2: "Deck the Halls"
(Verb) the halls with boughs of (Plant),
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to be (Emotion),
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our (Adjective) apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
(Verb) the ancient (Adjective) carol,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Song #3: "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"
You better watch out. You better not (Verb). You better not (Verb), I'm tellin' you why:
(Famous Male) is comin' to town.
He sees you when you're (Verb ending in "ing"). He knows when you're (Adjective). He knows if you've been bad or (Adjective) so be (Same Adjective) for (Same Adjective)ness sake!
He's makin' a (Noun), checkin' it (Number) times, gonna find out who's (Adjective) or (Adjective). (Famous Male) is comin' to town.
Song #4: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
(Famous Male) the red-(Part of the Body)ed (Creature),
Had a very (Adjective) (Same Part of the Body),
And if you ever (Verb, Past Tense) it,
You would even say it (Verb, Past Tense).
All of the other (Same Creature, Plural)
Used to (Verb) and call him names.
They never let poor (Same Famous Male)
Join in any (Same Creature) games.
Then one (Adjective) (Specific Day of the Year) Eve,
(Famous Male) came to say,
"(Main Character) with your (Part of the Body) so bright,
"Won't you (Verb) my (Vehicle) tonight?"
Then all the (Same Creature, Plural) (Verb, Past Tense) him,
And they (Verb, Past Tense) out with (Emotion),
"(Main Character) the Red (Same Part of Body)ed (Same Creature),
"You'll go (Direction) in history!"
Song #5: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of (Holiday or Special Event), my true love gave to me,
A (Animal) in a (Fruit) tree.
On the second day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Two (Adjective) (Animal, Plural) and (repeat first verse.)
On the third day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Three (Adjective) (Animal, Plural), (repeat 1st & 2nd verses.)
On the fourth day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Four (Verb ending in "ing") (Animal, Plural), (repeat verses 1-3).
On the fifth day of (Same Holiday) my true love gave to me,
FIVE...GOL-DEN (Plural Noun)!
(Repeat 1-4).
On the sixth day of (Same Holiday) my true love gave to me,
Six (Animal, Plural) a-(Verb ending in "ing"),
(repeat 1-5).
On the seventh day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Seven (Animal, Plural) a-(Verb ending in "ing"),
(Repeat 1-6).
On the eighth day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Eight (Plural Noun) a-(Verb ending in "ing"),
(Repeat 1-7).
On the ninth day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Nine (Plural Noun) (Verb ending in "ing"),
(repeat 1-8).
On the tenth day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Ten (Plural Noun) (Verb ending in "ing"),
(Repeat 1-9).
On the eleventh day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Eleven (Plural Noun) (Verb ending in "ing"),
(repeat 1-10.)
On the twelfth day of (Same Holiday), my true love gave to me,
Twelve (Plural Noun) (Verb ending in "ing"),
(Repeat 1-11, then fall down in an exhausted heap.)
WHEW!
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