"Once Upon a Time"

Author's Note: This is a parody of the "generic fantasy story", and also easily the shortest and simplest Mad Lib you will EVER see me write!

Once upon a time, there were two (Fantasy or Sci-Fi Race, Plural). They were named (Famous Male) and (Famous Female).
One day, (Same Female) was captured by an evil (Noun) and locked away in a/an (Adjective) dungeon. So (Same Male) set off on a quest to rescue her. He had to go through a deadly (Noun) and a/an (Adjective) forest. He had to go through a/an (Adjective) swamp filled with horrible (Plural Noun), and (Plural Noun) that reached for him with slimy tentacles. He had to fight a/an (Adjective) dragon and find a golden (Noun). Finally, he said, "These females are more trouble than they're worth!" and gave up the quest.
(Same Female) was eaten by the evil (Same Noun who had captured her), and died of food poisoning two hours afterwards. And they all lived indigestibly ever after.

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