Mina Interview
"A Brief Interview with Mina"
By Joshua
Josh: Evening Sonicfans, and sorry for the long stretch between shows there. With the Thanksgiving holiday and a comic convention in Columbus, I didn't have much time to write them, but I'm back and with a brand-new Sonic character as my guest! Let's give a big "Sonic Talk" welcome to Mina!
Mina: Hello, Josh.
Josh: Evening, Mina.
Jon: (Waggling his eyebrows at her) Evening inDEED, lovely lady!
Josh: Behave, Jon.
Jon: Sorry.
Josh: Well, first of all, how's it feel to be brand-new to the Sonic-verse?
Mina: It's been kinda tough; fans take a while to get used to a new character, especially when the cast is already very large, but everyone's been pretty nice.
Josh: I heard some fans complain about the way you and Sonic seem to have a bit of a connection there.
Mina: Oh, I know most people like Sonic to be with Sally, but hey, he's young, he should play the field!
Josh: So you're saying he and you might...you know...
Mina: (Smiles shyly.) You never know.
Josh: I personally don't have a problem with that. I like Sally and all, but...
(Josh is interrupted by Fate, who walks in carrying Rory, Snaggle, and Sasha.)
Fate: (to Josh.) I found these in the Green Room; are they yours?
Mina: No, they're mine. (To the creatures) Didn't I tell you guys to stay in the Green Room?
Rory: I gotta use the bathroom.
Mina: Sorry, Josh. Rosie wanted to go shopping downtown and I couldn't leave them at the hotel alone.
Josh: Understood. The bathroom is through here. (Points).
Rory: Thank you, Mister.
Mina: Now you two go back to the Green Room and wait for me.
Snaggle: We heard you interviewed Pokémon.
Josh: No, I interview people like Mina.
Fate: Come on, kids, I'll show you how to yell at a caterer!
Snaggle & Sasha: YAAAAAYYY!!
Josh: Well, thanks for doing the show, Mina, it was really nice having you here.
Mina: No problem.
Josh: Well, that's about all the time we have. Join us next time when we'll be joined by the new-school version of Scratch and Grounder: Sleet and Dingo from "Sonic Underground"! See you then!
Editor's Note: I would like to go on the record as stating that I do not agree with the opinions stated in the above interview. At ALL. I don't know who or even WHAT Mina is, but if she's going to steal Sonic away from Sally, I hate her guts. Sally is an old-timer, loyal, hard-working friend who has been around from the BEGINNING, (well, not counting SegaSonic, but she's been there since 1993, which is as long as Amy and longer than Knuckles...) and she has many shared experiences, both happy and sad, with Sonic. She has fought beside him on countless occasions, they have often risked their lives for each other and have both almost DIED for each other at times. They BELONG together. Also, Ken Penders was saying on his message board that he is going to have Sonic start "playing the field", as Josh put it, quite soon. If Sonic starts doing THAT, he'll be a male chauvanist pig playboy JERK, and would become a very unlikeable character. I would no longer want to read his comics.
Anyway, I just want to state for the record that I am AGAINST Sonic dumping Sally for some new chickiepoo fluffball that we don't even KNOW, I am AGAINST the idea of him turning into a playboy SLIME, and if Mina is the one who represents the beginning of his downward spiral, than I automatically hope the Egg Carrier lands on her head.
SONIC AND SALLY FOREVER!!!!!!
I also would like someone to tell me who the heck Rory, Sasha, and Snaggle are.
Last but not least, I would like to state that Sleet and Dingo can kick Scratch and Grounder's butts any day of the week. Thank you and good night.
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