"A Brief Interview with Nack the Weasel"
By Joshua
Josh: Hello! And welcome to "Sonic Talk." This week our guest is the guy who holds the disctinction of being hated by both Sonic AND Robotnik--Nack the Weasel! How's things by you, Nack?
Nack: Good.
Josh: Okay, first, a lot of people argue about your first appearance in the Sonicverse, when was that exactly?
Nack: Well, I first appeared as a villian in Sonic Triple Trouble for the Game Gear, as well as in Sonic Drift and Sonic Drift Two, and also Sonic the Fighters for the arcade. Then I started turning up in the comics.
Josh: Wasn't that Fang the Sniper?
Nack: I AM Fang the Sniper!
Jon: Then where's your beret?
Nack: Beret? Nack doesn't need a rifle to be a sniper; I'm mean, double-crossing, and underhanded! I do nasty things. For example, since I've been in this studio, I've already stolen four light bulbs, Jon's drummer's sticks, six pens, and some rolls from the Green Room.
Jon: Your funeral.
Nack: Not only that, but I've got pictures of you NUDE to sell to magazines! Now THAT'S underhanded!
Josh: Well, that's more like petty theft, and Security can probably get the film from you.
Nack: I doubt that; it's already sent off.
Josh: Can I ask when the pictures will print?
Nack: In about, ooohhhh, an hour ago! HAH!
Josh: What magazines?
Nack: Coincidentally, all the ones Amy Rose has a subscription to.
Josh: WHAT?!!
Nack: And Lara-Le.
Josh: Man, you ARE scum.
Nack: And proud of it.
Josh: Well, you may not be the deadliest villain, but you're the most hateable, that's for sure.
Nack: I try.
Josh: So will you be appearing in the comics again?
Nack: As soon as I can finagle my way in. I've got quite a few fans you know.
Josh: I've noticed that. You seem to be the bad guy everyone roots for.
Nack: Yessir.
Josh: Well, I've got time for one more--
(Lara-Le enters with a copy of "People" magazine.)
Lara: Uh, Josh, I was looking through this new issue and I thought you might like to know something...
Josh: (Pushing her out) I know, Lara, I'll sue Nack for the nude pictures later.
Lara: Nude pictures? I was just about to show you this article on Charlie Sheen.
Nack: Page ninety-one.
Lara: (Flips there) Oh, my...
Josh: (Grabs magazine) Lara, do me a favour and call my lawyer.
Lara: (Laughs a bit) Sure. (Chuckle)
Jon: Makes you wonder if Amy's laughing right now.
Josh: Well, that's all the time we have. Thanks to Nack for doing the show.
Nack: I'll come back if you like!
Josh: No, I DON'T like. Go away.
Nack: Guy can't take a joke...
Josh: See you next time when my guest will be Kragok, Dark Legionnaire, and I'll announce the official "Win a Date with Julie-Su" contest. Be there!
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