"A Brief Interview with Nate Morgan"
By Joshua
(We open on a shot of the studio--empty, but strewn with party favours, streamers, and confetti. Fate enters, sweeping them all up. He bumps into a particularly large pile and lifts Josh out of it.)
Josh: (Groggily) Huh? Oh. (Notices camera). Happy New Year, Sonicfans, and welcome to this edition of "Sonic Talk".
Fate: Josh, can't we have just ONE party where you don't wind up face-down in a pile of party favours?
Josh: That's my New Year's resolution, actually. Well, that and not to streak Dingo political rallies anymore. Where's Jon?
(Fate walks over and opens a closet door to reveal Jon and a beautiful echidna girl lip-locked).
Jon: (Noticing he's the center of attention). Uh, um...Happy New Year?
Josh: Get over to your post!
Jon: Right. (To echidna girl) I'll call you sometime.
Josh: (Getting up on his usual seat) Well, folks, today's guest is none other than that super-charged handyman himself--Nate Morgan!
Nate: (Entering) Hello, everyone. Hello, Josh.
Josh: Hello, Nate, what'd you do to ring in the new millenium?
Nate: Just pork and sauerkraut, like every other year.
Josh: Same here.
Jon: HAH!
Josh: (Glaring at Jon). Look who's talking, closet-boy!
Jon: Touché.
Josh: Well, if you don't mind me saying Mr. Morgan, it's a relief to meet a fellow Overlander not bent on world domination.
Nate: Likewise. Where did our kind go wrong?
Josh: God only knows. So, I notice that you sorta "replaced" a certain other mechanic in the cast...?
Nate: Ah, yes, that Walrus gentleman. I guess I did step into the abscence he made.
Josh: A lot of fans complain about this; what's your take on it?
Nate: Well, I've been voted "Worst New Character" numerous times by dozens of fans, but I'd still say I'm rather popular.
Jon: 'Bout as popular as jock itch.
Nate: (Sighs) Yes, he's right, I don't know what I did wrong. I try to do a good job but somehow...
Josh: Well, it isn't YOU so much...people just miss Rotor.
Nate: I guess you're right, but I think with enough work, I can bring in more fans.
Josh: I guarantee it. I'd like that to be a message to all Nate Morgan fans.
Jon: Yeah--BOTH of 'em!
Nate: What is your PROBLEM?
Jon: Nothing personal; I just like making snide remarks.
Nate: Very well, but as they say in the ancient echidna dialect, "Delorka tahn yanose, eiden stardo."
Jon: What's that mean?
Nate: (Grins). YOU'LL never know, but trust me, I got you good.
Josh: Well, we have time for one more--how do you keep your glasses up with all those metal things on them?
Nate: (Pokes finger through the eyehole on his glasses.) No lenses, I actually only wear them for the lasers.
Josh: Oh, well, anyway, thanks for coming on, and finally one-upping Jon.
Nate: Anytime.
Josh: Join us next time, Sonicfans, when our guest will be none other than Archimedes from the Knuckles comic series! Later!
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