"A Brief Interview with Sera"
By Joshua
Josh: Good evening, Sonicfans! And welcome to another great edition of "Sonic Talk." Since Jon is in intensive care after that shooting incident, I've asked Razorback Jack to be my new band leader!
RBJ: Uh, Josh, I don't play any instruments...
Josh: Don't worry, neither did Jon. He just stood in front of the band and made annoying comments. Can you handle that?
RBJ: I guess so.
Josh: Okay, then! Tonight's guest is anime-girl extraordinnaire, Sera, from "Sonic the Movie"! How are things by you, Sera?
Sera: Ooohhh, fine. Lotsa stuff to do since the release of my movie in America!
Josh: I suppose so. It has quite a following though it strays from the storyline most of us know and love.
Sera: Well, yeah, but how else would Sonnikku and I wind up together?
Josh: I guess in this continuity it would be imposible, seeing as you're an Overlander.
Sera: Not quite! (Swishes her tail around.)
Josh: Yeah, i wondered about that--are you part Mobian or something?
Sera: No, no, no! Planet Freedom!
Josh: Okay, are you part animal?
Sera: Yes.
Josh: Okay, that answers that question. Moving on--how do you think fans will react to Sonic having a mostly-Human gal-pal?
Sera: Oh, they don't like it! They think I'm not right for him! WWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (cries over-the-top anime-style.)
Josh: If it's any consolation, I think you're okay!
Sera: (hugs him suddenly.) Thank you! Hee hee...
Josh: (gasping for air.) Your...welcome...man, do anime girls have mood swings!
RBJ: They sure do, don't they? Heh heh.
Josh: What was that?
RBJ: An annoying comment. What did you think?
Josh: Good for a start, but you're no Jon Fawn.
Sera: Jon was cute!
Josh: One last question, Sera. I suppose you're not marrying Robotnik, but is there anyone special in your life?
Sera: Are you asking me out? That's sweet.
Josh: Uh, no.
Sera: You don't like me! (Cries again. By now the floor of the studio is starting to get rather damp.)
RBJ: Come on, Josh, give the poor girl a break.
Josh: Sorry, Sera, maybe we could go to dinner one night?
Sera: Well, you're not really my type, but thanks for trying!
Josh: (Sighs). Anywhow, join us next time on "Sonic Talk" when our guest will be queen of the Wolf Pack, Lupe! See you then!
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curious tourists have stopped by to talk with Sera since September 26, 1999. Of course, she drove them all crazy with her mood swings, but hey...