"A Brief Interview With Sleet and Dingo"



By Joshua

Josh: Evening and salutations, Sonicaholics! Welcome to "Sonic Talk". I'm your host, Joshua Knode. Let's welcome this week's guests--Sleet and Dingo!
Sleet: Hello.
Dingo: Yo.

(Lara-Le enters with a small Christmas tree, propping it in the back of the studio.)

Lara: Don't mind me, just getting the studio into the holiday spirit!

(Fate enters with a string of Christmas lights rolled around his arm. He begins setting them up around the back picture window.)

Josh: Okay, well. how're things going with the U.S. and U.K. releases of "Sonic Underground"?
Sleet: It's been very interesting; we hope the show to have more fans in the U.S.
Dingo: We're livin' in the shadow of that other show.
Josh: The SatAM show?
Dingo: Yeah, we're different so we're bad I suppose.
Sleet: It just isn't fair to be compared like that.
Fate: (From a ladder) I think SaATM was much better.
Josh: I enjoy Sonic Underground--mostly for Knuckles' cameos.
Lara: My boy's second job in animation since the Sonic anime--makes a mother proud.
Dingo: (Leering at Lara-Le). Well, ain't YOU a cutie.
Lara: And spoken for, thank you very much.
Josh: I meant to ask you that, Dingo--why exactly are you attracted to women who are like, half your size?
Jon: Especially that reject from a lesbian disco, Sonia.
Dingo: I know it can never be. I'm a tragic character, see.
Josh: I like Sonia myself; even though she's not popular in the States, she's cute and talented.
Jon: We're talking about the same Sonia?
Josh: Basically, Jon and I disagree. Fate, you're the neutral party, what do you think?
Fate: Can I REMAIN neutral?
Lara: I like her. She has a thing for my Knuckles, I hear.
Josh: Anyway, one more question for Sleet. What all can you transform Dingo into with that little remote there?
Dingo: Don't ask him that, I beg of you.
Sleet: I can make him basically anything I want--from a motocycle to an SUV.
Josh: How is he on gas mileage?
Dingo: Ten miles to a bottle of beer.
Josh: Better mileage than I get on beer.
Jon: Yeah, usually you just stumble off to bed.
Josh: Well, that's all for this edition of "Sonic Talk". Join us next time for super-special guest Knuckles the Echidna!
Jon: And this time he won't be beating on our host.
Fate: Hopefully we'll have this place fully decorated!
Josh: Ready for Knuckles, and the impending party. See you then, Sonicfans!



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214 tourists have been stupid enough to stop by and talk with Sleet and Dingo since December 14, 1999. Of course, they all ended up being transmogrified and drunk in the middle of Robotropolis with no idea how they got there...