A Brief Interview with Geoffrey St. John
By Joshua
Josh: Hello folks and welcome to another edition of "Sonic Talk." Today's guest will be Geoffrey St. John!
Geoff: Too bad about your studio last edition, huh?
Josh: Oh, that? Well, I sold the footage to a Starbust commercial, no real loss. Thanks for being on the show.
Geoff: Good to be here--minus that food in the green room. Not to offend, but it's rather sub-par.
Josh: (throws down his cards.) THAT'S it. Jon, get the caterer out here.
(Menniker enters holding a cup of coffee.)
Josh: Ah-HAH! I KNEW it! The Dark Legion is trying to sabotage my show!
Menniker: No, I'm just trying to make a few extra bucks by starting a catering business.
Josh: (grabs a golf club from behind his chair) Scram, evil-doer, before I tenderize ya!
Menniker: All right, if that's the way you want it. (Menniker tosses his coffee in Josh's face and punches him in the gut. Geoffrey stands, aiming his crossbow at Menniker.)
Geoff: Stand down, fiend!
(Josh stands and grabs Menniker from behind.)
Josh: Get him, Jon!
(Jon grabs his keyboard and swings it at Menniker. He ducks and Josh gets whacked again.)
Josh: Hit HIM, you idiot!
Jon: I'm trying!
(Josh throws Menniker off-camera.)
Menniker: (from off-screen) I'm fired, then?
Josh: Scram, you no-good Legionnaire! (Adjusts his jaw, which was knocked out of place by the keyboard.) Well, Geoff, what's new with you?
Geoff: Ummm...well....the Freedom Fighters are back in Knothole, which is good for the series but bad for us.
Josh: A little crowded?
Geoff: Yes, since now most of the population of Mobotropolis is there.
Josh: I wonder, if King Acorn already had a Royal Guard, then why exactly does he also need a Secret Service?
Geoff: Oh, we're really mostly a spy-type group, conducting secret missions, investigating possible assassins, ya know, the usual.
(Menniker walks casually by. Josh grabs his club and gets ready to whallop him.)
Menniker: Hey! I just forgot my chef's hat! Relax!
Josh: (sits back down again.) So, you're probably going to appear more frequently in the comics now?
Geoff: Most likely. I could use the extra work since the Sally Acorn solo a while back.
Josh: You certainly could. Well, we have time for one more. Do you often get made fun of for your scent?
Geoff: (Pause) Well...that's sort of a sensitive issue.
Josh: I didn't know.
Geoff: No, it's just when you have something like this, you have to deal with it, you know? I mean, it makes me a little less popular with the ladies, but it keeps door-to-door salesmen out of my fur!
Josh: Weeeeelll...I guess it would. Well, join me next time when my guest will be Mighty the Armadillo! Adios, Sonicfans!
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people have been by to chat with Geoffrey St. John since September 12, 1999. Of course, they all were severely beaten to death by keyboard-wielding maniacs, but hey...