A Brief Interview With Tails
Josh: Hello again from "Sonic Talk"! Today I have a great announcement--because of your support, "Sonic Talk" has a new studio! Right here in downtown Echidnaopolis. I'd also like to introduce my new house band, Jon Fawn and the Features!
(The Features start on a riff, when Citizen Wynmacher comes storming in.)
Wyn: Excuse me, Mr. Knode, but I'm trying to enjoy a quiet evening with my fianceé and all I can hear is your cursed house band!
Josh: Sorry there, I'll keep it down.
Wyn: See that you do! (Walks off)
Josh: Of course, we are just below Lady Lara-Le's apartment, so we'll have to keep the noise down. Well, I'd like to welcome today's guest--Miles "Tails" Prower! Evening, Tails!
Tails: Hey, everybody!
Josh: So, let's get cracking. You've been with Sonic how long?
Tails: Since Sonic 2. Since then, I've been in almost every game, cartoon, and comic book to come out.
Josh: Kind of a sidekick?
Tails: Yeah, that's me.
Josh: You ever get tired of playing second fiddle to Sonic?
Tails: Not really. I've had a few of my own games, and my own mini-series in the comics.
Josh: Which brings me to my next question. There's been rumours flying about you getting your own regular comic series--any comments on this one?
Tails: Erm, no. See, they haven't told me much and I'd hate to make a comment that winds up wrong later.
Josh: I see. Okay, next question. Have you read the Mighty the Armadillo Solo story?
Tails: Oh, yeah, great art in that one.
Josh: Are you glad Fiona's back in the biz?
Tails: Oh, yeah, she deserves some face time. We're still great friends after that whole robotic-duplicate incident.
Josh: Okay, we've got time for one more--what is Sonic like in the flesh?
Tails: Ohhhh, you'll have to wait until you interview him yourself.
Josh: Good luck, that guy's booked up 'til next spring!
Tails: I'll drop your name, see if he can fit you in.
Josh: I think I'd like that.
Tails: No problem.
Josh: Well, that's all the time we...(Phone rings). Well, we have our first caller--and I mean EVER--this is NOT a call-in show! (Jon hands him the phone) Hello?...Yes, Lara, I know...I'm as sorry as I can be, but...Well, I'll pay of course...What?...Well, I'm sorry but that's Wyn's fault...You can borrow my carpet shampooer...Okay...goodbye. (hangs up).
Tails: What was that?
Josh: The caterer delivered to Lara's apartment instead of the Green Room and Wyn got bean dip in her carpet.
Tails: (wincing) Oohh, that NEVER comes out.
Josh: Well, anyway, pray this new studio works out for me, and join us next time when my guest will be Espio the Chameleon. Stay cool!
Editor's Notes: Is this the same caterer that made the horrible coffee Vector was complaining about? Sheesh, Josh oughta get a new one already!
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