"A Brief Interview with Vector the Crocodile"
By Joshua
Josh: Hello Sonic fans, and welcome to another edition of "Sonic Talk".
Vector: (interrupting) YO! I wanna send a shout out to my man Mighty, my man Espio, and you, Charmy!
Josh: Ahhhh....okay, well, anyway--
Vector: Peace my man!
Josh: Just wait until I introduce you.
Vector: Sorry.
Josh: Okay, today's guest is Vector the Crocodile, one of the founding members of the Chaotix. Good evening, Vector.
Vector: Yeah, great man, did I tell you the food in the green room sucks?
Josh: Well I think it's...
Vector: Who does your catering, man?
Josh: I don't know...the producer hired him...
Vector: Well, get him to fire him--that coffee was like mud or somethin'.
Josh: I do apologize but--
Vector: I forgive you, bro. Get interviewin', man!
Josh: Okay. (straightens tie.) Well, first of all, how did you feel when your game and the system it was on got cancelled?
Vector: It stinks! And thank you SO much for bringing back such a painful memory!
Josh: Well, I was just--
Vector: Man, you did this to your last guest, too, with all that "You gettin' back with your ex?" crap. I'm surprised Locke didn't get Dark Legion on your butt!
Josh: Well, I liked the game, but it just didn't do well...
Vector: Man, you just don't know when to shut up...I'm leavin'! (muttering) Man, first the coffee then this...don't know how this guy ever got a show...(knocks over chair and storms off.)
Josh: All right, I guess that's all we have time for this week, thank God. Let's hope next week goes smoother, when my guest will be: (looks at card) oh, isn't this great--Dr. Julian Robotnik! Well, join us again here on "Sonic Talk!"
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curious tourists have stopped by to chat with Vector the Crocodile since August 20, 1999. Of course, he couldn't hear a word they were saying, what with his headphones turned up at full blast.