"Spirit Wars": Having fallen from the Pages, our heroes find themselves in the strange and uncomfortable Glue Fountain. No one can understand this huge pit of sticky substances, or why they don't just drown in it. So they fall in, down until they hit the bottom, where they find an old and dusty castle, with curtains everywhere. It is inhabited by the most bizarre elves ever seen - the Elfriders.
"The Social Comedy": After a brief and indecisive trading of insults, the characters decide NOT to go on a massive raid of destruction. This is good, because everything here turns out to be highly flammable. And so the Wolfriders try out life at the bottom of Glue Fountain. Windkid shows up again, and annoys the heck out of the characters. It is not altogether to their liking, so Dewshine produces a torch. The only thing that prevents her from burning down the whole thing is this annoying Elfrider (Tihl-dahk) who keeps staring and staring at her.
"Strange Method of Resolution...": Backed into a corner, the Elfriders "surrender." This plot was devised by Winn'O'Will, a rather twisted and sadistic Elfrider. They claim to know how to get out of Glue Fountain, but it is very difficult and they'll have to take them. This is obviously a trap, so some of the craftier Wolfriders consider coming up with a better solution. None come to mind, so they leave with the Elfriders, AND burn down the place.
"From Here to Somewhere Else": Crashing through the Preserver Grove, the Wolfriders are taken to the "North Pole," where they will supposedly meet the "Jolly Old Elf." However, they end up at the magnetic north pole, and it's infested by lethargic yet deadly (magnetic) polar bears. As the Elfriders leave, laughing, both groups are slowly massacred. Suddenly, Moonshade's contract expires...
One More Geocities Link for the Road
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