--Alan -- Wow, I actually posted something unusual! ################################################### Super-Condensed EQ By Alan ################################################### 1) *Elfquest Book 1 / Fire & Flight* HUMANS We hate demons and want to drive them away. ELVES We want to live in peace. There must be a place with no humans. [Both parties succeed.] THE END. 2) *Elfquest Book 2 / The Forbidden Grove* CUTTER There must be other elves in the world. I'd like to find them. [He does, despite an attack from a RABID SQUIRREL along the way.] THE END. 3) *Elfquest Book 3 / Captives of Blue Mountain* WINNOWILL I'm evil, thanks to a long time spent underground, and several vaguely defined events. [She does several evil things, but does not succeed.] VOLL I'm on to your plan, Winnowill. Now I shall go to the High Ones' Palace. [He goes, but does not succeed.] ONE-EYE Oof, I'm dead. THE END. 4) *Elfquest Book 4 / Quest's End* KAHVI Our several centuries-long war with the trolls will now end. But let's have an orgy first. [The elves do, and go on to capture the Palace.] TIMMAIN This, children, is the Palace. SKYWISE I can't see the stars here. THE END. -- More to come in a little while... -Alan (October 25, 1999) e-mail: EQ spoofs Anime works "Elfquest" and everything related to it is copyright 1978-99 Warp Graphics. Feel free to distribute this story, but don't put your name on it.