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It was stolen by a Martian crew.
Their death-ray turned my books to slime. If you’ll just explain it one more time, I’ll remember! I’ll pay attention! Ask me a question. I know the answer. Five plus nine is twenty-two (If you count the way Venusians do.) And twenty-four plus seventeen — Uh, you carry the eleventeen... I remember! I paid attention! Ask me a question. I know the answer. The answer’s either twenty-nine, Or the second bride of Frankenstein. You multiply the product by The one you purchased last July. I remember! I paid attention! I know the answer.... What was the question? Excerpt of a parody from Bob Kanefsky's Songworm Site I recall it was Dracula Who won the war on Canada, And bubblegum and marzipan Are the exports of Afghanistan. I remember! I paid attention! Ask me a question. I know the answer. |
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