Thou nameth Johnny Bubbles

Real Name: Juan Ruvalcaba
Occupation: Professional rocket sled champion.
Legal status: "World's greatest sex-machine"
Former aliases: "Johnny Bubbles" "Juanny Bubbles" "Chicken Fucker" "Juan Ruvalcadaver" "Juan
Rudebega" "Pedro" and "Mexican Thug #3"
Identity:
Date of Birth: July 14, 1980 (Bastille Day! Wait, that's a French holiday, that's not good...)
Place of Birth: Chicago.
Marital Status: Alone. So, very, very alone...
Known relatives: I'm Mexican. I have relatives I don't even know about. You're probably one of them.
Group affiliation: FAO, BotF, UN, KKK, VFW, and a few more.
Base of operations: The Blankstation
First appearance: Legion of Substitute Brutes #1 (I'm Mexican Lad, I have the power to get drunk really fast, start bar fights, and pass out into a drunken coma, all the while yelling obscenities in Spanish)
Origin: Born from two legal (very legal) residents of the United States, young Juan had a very rough life, well, not that rough, but he liked to think so. He was a little punk growing up, but decided that was gay, so became a pimp, but after getting his eye stabbed out from one of his hoes, he decided to set up base on Mars, where he met lots of monsters, and had many, many adventures.

Height: 5'10" (or around that number)
Weight: 170-180
Eyes: Dark Brown
Hair: Brown
Powers: The ability to drink vast amounts of alcohol, sleep all day, mow a lawn like no one's business, and looks fashionably hip in a sombrero and a poncho.
Weapons:My Walter P-38 that transforms into Megatron. Die, Autobot!
Special equipment: Bottle of brand XXX booze, and a very large sombrero to keep away them awful uv rays.



THIS MAN....THIS MONSTER! Real Name: Juan Ruvalcaba Occupation: Professional rocket sled champion. Legal status: "World's greatest sex-machine" Former aliases: "Johnny Bubbles" "Juanny Bubbles" "Chicken Fucker" "Juan Ruvalcadaver" "Juan Rudebega" "Pedro" and "Mexican Thug #3" Identity: Date of Birth: July 14, 1980 (Bastille Day! Wait, that's a French holiday, that's not good...) Place of Birth: Chicago. Marital Status: Alone. So, very, very alone... Known relatives: I'm Mexican. I have relatives I don't even know about. You're probably one of them. Group affiliation: FAO, BotF, UN, KKK, VFW, and a few more. Base of operations: The Blankstation First appearance: Legion of Substitute Brutes #1 (I'm Mexican Lad, I have the power to get drunk really fast, start bar fights, and pass out into a drunken coma, all the while yelling obscenities in Spanish) Origin: Born from two legal (very legal) residents of the United States, young Juan had a very rough life, well, not that rough, but he liked to think so. He was a little punk growing up, but decided that was gay, so became a pimp, but after getting his eye stabbed out from one of his hoes, he decided to set up base on Mars, where he met lots of monsters, and had many, many adventures. Height: 5'10" (or around that number) Weight: 170-180 Eyes: Dark Brown Hair: Brown Powers: The ability to drink vast amounts of alcohol, sleep all day, mow a lawn like no one's business, and looks fashionably hip in a sombrero and a poncho. Weapons:My Walter P-38 that transforms into Megatron. Die, Autobot! Special equipment: Bottle of brand XXX booze, and a very large sombrero to keep away them awful uv rays.