It is a Fantastic Four fan, like yours truly’s dream to see a DARN GOOD F4 movie get produced within the next few years or so. And, it is another F4 fan’s dream to see sequels that are just as good or even better come out. But, when those sequels carry one of the following titles, even I would beware...

9. Godzilla vs. The Fantastic Four

8. The Fantastic Four Meet Abbott and Costello

7. The Fantastic Four Do the Negative Zone (And people thought it was bad when Beavis and Butthead did America.)

6. The Fantastic Four: Dr. Richards Goes To Washington

5. The Fantastic Four Horror Picture Show (That WOULD be scary!)

4. The Fantastic Four’s BIG Adventure! (Guest starring Pee Wee Herman!)

3. The Fantastic Four: The Movie Based On the Comic Book!

2. The Fantastic Four Save Christmas!

and the number one F4 movie title to think twice about upon its release is...