Moe's Prank Calls
Moe's Different Prank Calls off of "The Simpson's"


Copyright and TM, 1996, FOX Broadcasting Company.


Everyone can remember hearing the funny name "Ben Dover" and if you haven't well "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! And here I have many more names like that off of the show "The Simpson's". It's on a lot of the shows where you see Bart prank calling Moe the Bartender asking him if Ben Dover is there(or something like that) he says the name asking if that person is there and ends up making a complete ass of himself. This is a list of most of the prank calls Moe has gotten. And of course my favorite prank call is at the bottom in .wav form. It will eventually come up on it's own but you'll have to press the play button to hear it. It will take a little time to come up though but don't all good things take a little time?







Phone call for AL....Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?


Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on one of you guys gotta be Homer
Sexual!


Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!


Anita Bath! Hey everyone I Anita Bath!!


Myia Buttreeks! Come on guys Myia Buttreeks!


"Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss?"
"Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss!
Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says: "Maybe your standards are too high?"
"You little S.O.B.!
Why, when I find out who you are,
I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!"

"Uh, is I.P. Freely here?"
"Hey everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum.
When I get a hold of you, you're dead.I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!"


"Uh, Jacques Strap!"
"Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap?
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt?
When I get a hold of you,
I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!"


"Hey, is there a Seymour Butz here? "
"Seymour Butz?
Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket!
When I get my hands on you,
I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"


"Mike Rotch!" "Mike Rotch!
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke.
One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!"


"Ivana Tinkle?"
"Ivana Tankle?
All right, everybody,
put down your glasses,
Ivana Tinkle!"


"Oliver Clothesoff!"
"Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Listen, you lousy bum,
if I ever get a hold of you,
I swear I'll cut your belly open!"
"Eura Snotball?"
"What? How dare you!
If I find out who this is,
I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!"


"Uh, hey, everybody!
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt! Oh, wait a minute..."


"Bea O'Problem
"Bea O'Problem!
Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you.
When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!"




Mr. Burns Calling Moe and of course Moe thinks it's a Prank Call when it's not



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