ALL-NEW SERIES 7






BASE CARDS 1-55


1a TY DEE KNOT + 1b TY DEE KNOT
NOTE: RED BORDER PUZZLE; MAIN MARKETING IMAGE

2a LINDSAY LO-LIFE + 2b SNOTTY SARA
NOTE: ORANGE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW

3a OFFENSE SPENCE + 3b REBOUND ROY
NOTE: PURPLE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW


4a KNIFIN' IVAN + 4b GIN SUE


5a SPACE CHASE + 5b COSMIC RAY
NOTE: DARK BLUE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW

6a MORGAN DONOR + 6b DI SECT

7a DREW DROOL + 7b FLOOD TED

8a BIG TOP TONY + 8b OL' FAITH PHIL
NOTE: GREEN BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW

9a DEODOR BRENT + 9b ROLL ON ROB


10a SPARTAN MARTIN + 10b WARRIOR WARREN
NOTE: LIGHT BLUE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW


11a STORMY HEATHER + 11b GAIL FORCE WIND
NOTE: CARD IMAGE

12a VINNY SON + 12b DEER HUNTER
NOTE: HUNTER CLOTHING AND HAT REPLACED
REGULAR KID CLOTHING FOR FINAL ARTWORK

13a PEE-ON LEON + 13b SKI CLIFF
NOTE: CARD IMAGE

14a CORAL CARSON + 14b CORA REEF
NOTE: YELLOW BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW; DIGITAL; ENGSTROM'S AND WHEATON'S INITIALS ON WHITE SEASHELL

15a PRIME NATE + 15b SIM IAN
NOTE: CARD IMAGE


16a CEILING FRAN + 16b HEAD LES
NOTE: CARD IMAGE


17a O.J. JOSÉ + 17b JUICED JAYDEN
NOTE: HAND HOLDING STRAW ORIGINALLY IN JUICER WITH BODY FOR THE PENCIL ROUGH; NAME 'JUICIN' JASON' NOT USED

18a COOPER POOPER + 18b DUNG BEETLE BAILY
NOTE: SUGGESTED NAMES 'DUNG BETTY' AND
'DOUG BEETLE' ON PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED

19a ICE COLE + 19b STUCK BUCK
NOTE: PINK BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW

20a PETER PUKER + 20b WEB HEAD NED

21a BRYCE ICED + 21b SCRAPED JAKE


22a DAVID CHOPPIN' SQUEAL + 22b TODD DA!


23a GATOR ABE + 23b WE WINNIE

24a KILLER WALLY + 24b CHUM CHARLIE

25a BRITNEY SHEARS + 25b CLAIRE CUT
NOTE: 'OOPS.' REMOVED FROM T-SHIRT FROM PENCIL ROUGH

26a WAFT WYATT + 26b WINDY WENDEL

27a DOG TROY + 27b MICHAEL VICTIM


28a GLASS BLOW JOE + 28b GAS-BLOWIN' OWEN


29a EYE SCREAM LEE + 29b SCOOPED SHANNON
NOTE: CARD IMAGE

30a FOAMY PHIL + 30b SHAVE DAVE
NOTE: SUGGEST NAME 'SHAVING KAREEM' FROM
PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED

31a LYIN' RYAN + 31b TALL TALE TIM
NOTE: SUGGESTED NAMES 'LYIN' BRIAN', 'WICKED WOODY'
AND 'REAL ROY' FROM PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED

32a ABANDONED ANDY + 32b CAST AWAY JAY

33a WASH JOSH + 33b HANS SOAP


34a WILLIE OF FORTUNE + 34b NICHOLAS CAGED


35a GHOST TORY + 35b SPECTRE HECTOR
NOTE: HAMBURGER ADDED TO HAND FOR FINAL ARTWORK


36a CAR JACK + 36b SCRAP HEATH

37a EXTRA CHRISTIE + 37b CHICK KEN

38a DRUM KIT + 38b TOM TOM
NOTE: CARD IMAGE

39a SUB MAUREEN + 39b DIVER DON
NOTE: SUBMARINE COLORED YELLOW FOR THE CARD IMAGE


40a HOLLOW HAL + 40b GOAL NOEL
NOTE: CARD IMAGE


41a SCULPTED SCOTT + 41b MOLDED MIGUEL
NOTE: SUGGESTED NAME 'PLAY JOE' NOT USED

42a BRAIDED BROOK + 42b TYRA EYES
NOTE: TREES REDUCED IN SIZE FOR FINAL ARTWORK;
SUGGESTED NAME 'TIED IRA' FROM PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED

43a WALKED-ON WALKER + 43b DENNIS SHOE
NOTE: CIGARETTE BUTT REMOVED FOR FINAL ARTWORK
AND KID'S SHOESTYLE CHANGED

44a BREAKIN' BRANDON + 44b BUSTER MOVE
NOTE: BOTH SUGGESTED NAMES BY THE ARTIST WERE USED; 'BRANDON' IS NAMED AFTER ENGSTROM''S TWIN BROTHER

45a MANUEL LABOR + 45b LANDON SCAPING


46a FLAMIN' DAMON + 46b DRYIN' BRYAN


47a ON THE MARK + 47b SNOT ROCKET RICKY
NOTE: CARD IMAGE

48a DEL ICIOUS + 48b LICKED VIC

49a TYLER TILT + 49b PINBALL WILLARD

50a DESIREE DISARRAY + 50b YARD SALLY

51a BILLY BLING + 51b GIL GRILL


52a WINTER JILL + 52b KINDLE LYNNE


53a TRISH WASHER + 53b REESE CYCLE

54a MOLLY POP + 54b SOPHIE SUCKER
NOTE: CARD IMAGE

P1 + 55a DOUGH BOYD + 55b PILLS BARRY
NOTE: CARD IMAGE







BONUS CARDS


B1 LEAKY LESLIE
NOTE: ARTIST NAME REMOVED FOR CARD IMAGE

B2 CARL WRECK

B3 LOCK MESS REX

B4 SNACK ATTACK ZACK


B5 TONGUE TIED TARA
NOTE: ARTIST NAME REMOVED AND IMAGE
ZOOMED IN FOR CARD IMAGE

B6 GEORGE CLOWNY







'WANTED' ARTWORK
JAY LYNCH - B&W CONCEPTS : NEIL CAMERA - MARKER RENDERING



1b WANTED: FOR INTERPLANETARY VANDALISM


2b WANTED: FOR ARTERY THEFT



4b WANTED: FOR SUSPICION OF PICKING POCKETS
NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCE; "... ON SECOND THOUGHT, HE'S NOT WANTED! FORGET IT. WE DON'T NEED THE AGGRIVATION."



6a WANTED: FOR SANITATION VIOLATIONS



10b WANTED: FOR CREATING A PUBLIC NUISANCE



17a WANTED: FOR UNPAID RESTAURANT BILLS

 




20b WANTED : FOR FRAUD

23b WANTED: FOR DESTRUCTION OF PUBLIC PROPERTY



42a WANTED: FOR MOTOR OIL THEFT
NOTE: ORIGINAL PARAGRAPH; "HER M.O. IS A SIMPLE ONE: SHE ENTERS THE STATION CARRYING A PLASTIC-LINED SHOPPING BAG.
SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO SNEAKILY PIERCE OPEN THE CANS OF OIL WITH HER TUSKS, CAREFULLY POURING THEIR CONTENTS INTO HER BAG."


43a WANTED: FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT
NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCE; "... THE COP'S LEFT THIGH WITH SHRAPNEL! WHILE THE POLIEMAN WAS PREOCCUPIED, THE CRIMINAL AVOIDED CUSTODY BY FLEEING THE CRIME SCENE."; CARD ARTWORK SHOWS A BALD CHARACTER BITING HIS ARM OFF



51b - WANTED: FOR PIRACY
NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCE; "RECENTLY, A FULLY-MANNED SPANISH GALLION FLYING THE JOLLY ROGER PIRATE FLAG WAS CAPTURED UNDERNEATH THE STREETS OF LOWER MANHATTAN."



53a WANTED: ENVIRONMENTAL CRIMINAL
NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCES; "... ON THE EVE OF THEIR ANNUAL WHISTLING CONTEST. GOOD THING HE DIDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT. IF HE HAD, ALL CONTENSTANTS WOULD HAVE TO HAVE BEEN 'LEMONATED!"; ALTERNATE TITLE; 'ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORIST'







I.D. ARTWORK
JAY LYNCH (B&W CONCEPTS) — NEIL CAMERA (MARKER RENDERING)


4a HANDY RANDY : UNDESIRABLE STUPES OF AMERICA PASSPORT
NOTE: CHANGED ENTRY; YOUR SPECIAL 'EASY TO MEMORIZE' PASSPORT NUMBER: 123456789; CHANGED SENTENCE; "... TO ENTER FOREIGN COUNTRIES. WIERD CONCEPT, HUNH? WE ALL KNOW THAT THESE LITTLE SAPS CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO TAKE A BUS TO THE SHOPPING MALL!"; CHARACTER IS BALD ON PRINTED CARD

9b BROAD MAUD : GPK FITNESS CENTER
NOTE: ALTERNATE ENTRY; PUSH-UPS FOR PUSH-POPS; REPLACED ENTRY (REWARDS PROGRAM); ALL EXERCISES ARE REWARDED WITH SNACK TREATS!; CHANGED SENTENCE; "GPK FITNESS CENTER DOES NOT GUARAENTEE ANY FITNESS RESULTS WHATSOEVER..."; DELETED BARCODE ENTRY; SCAN THIS BARCOADE FOR YOUR WEIGHT


11a EXPLORIN' NORMAN : C.I.A. (CERTIFIED IDIOTS OF AMERICA)
NOTE: DELETED SENTENCE; "OUR AGENTS DON'T EVEN HAVE BRAINS ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW TO WRITE THEIR OWN NAMS ON THE SIGNATURE BLANKS ON THESE I.D. CARDS!"; DELETED STATUS; FAVORITE CUPCAKE FROSTING: COCONUT; SHORTENED BARCODE SENTENCE: "IF AGENT IS LOST, PLEASE SCAN THIS BARCODE. HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS AND MADE THIS DEAL WITH A TAXI SERVICE."



12b DEAD TED : AAED
(AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF EXPIRED PEOPLE)
NOTE: ALTERNATE SIGNATURE; M.T. GRAVES : EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR; PARODY OF AARP CARD


14b BEASTLY BOYD : GPK ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL HALL MONITOR
NOTE: NAME MIS-SPELLED ON CARD; BEASTY BOYD; CHARACTER IS BALD ON PRINTED CARD


19a BONY TONY : SKULL & CONES
NOTE: CHANGED SENTENCE; "AS A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF THE ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE, TOP-SECRET ORDER OF SKULL & BONES, THE UNDERSIGNED AGREES NOT TO REVEAL ANY SECRETS OF ICE CREAM APPRECIATION -- EVEN UNDER PAIN OF TORTURE. BONY TONY : INITIATED SIGNATURE"; ALTERNATE FLAVORS; MENU: GERONIMOCHA CHIP, NOVUS OREO SECULORUM, SECRET STRAWBERRY, SHERBERT HOOVER, BILDERBURGER BLUEBERRY, HEGELIAN HOT FUDGE, CARNEGIE WATERMELON (CONTINUED ON BACK OF CARD)"



25b MICHAEL MUTANT : GPK ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL STUDENT IDENTIFECATION
NOTE: CHANGED STATUS; AGE: UNKNOWN, SEX: UNKNOWN



31b BRAINY JANEY : GPK PUBLIC LIBRARY
NOTE: CHANGED ENTRY; STREET: 101 CEREBELLUM CIRCLE
NOTE: DELETED SENTENCE; "PAYMENT FOR ANY LOST OR DAMAGED MATERIAL."; ONLY CHARACTER ON THE RIGHT OF BOTTOM PICTURE IS FOUND ON PRINTED CARD



36a DAIRY BARRY : DEPARTMENT OF THE
POSTERIOR COW BUTT INSPECTOR
NOTE: ORIGINAL ENTRY; LIKES: LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET. ANY BOOK RECOMMENDED BY OPRAH.; 'OPRAH' (WINFREY) ALSO LOCATED ON THE 31b BRAINY JANEY BOOK




36b HOT ROD : TOTAL STATE OF CHAOS
LICENSE TO DRIVE




39a PARIS EMBARASSED : OFFICIAL GPK BACKSTAGE PASS
NOTE: SHORTENED SENTENCE; "A FULL 100 FEET IN BACK OF THE STAGE! IT LETS YOU HANG OUT IN THE ALLEY OUTSIDE THE REAR OF THE THEATRE WHERE THEY KEEP THE GARBAGE CANS!"



54b ADAM BOMB : ANTI-SOCIAL SECURITY