1a TY DEE KNOT + 1b TY DEE KNOT NOTE: RED BORDER PUZZLE; MAIN MARKETING IMAGE | 2a LINDSAY LO-LIFE + 2b SNOTTY SARA NOTE: ORANGE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW |
3a OFFENSE SPENCE + 3b REBOUND ROY NOTE: PURPLE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW | 4a KNIFIN' IVAN + 4b GIN SUE |
5a SPACE CHASE + 5b COSMIC RAY NOTE: DARK BLUE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW |
6a MORGAN DONOR + 6b DI SECT |
7a DREW DROOL + 7b FLOOD TED | 8a BIG TOP TONY + 8b OL' FAITH PHIL NOTE: GREEN BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW |
9a DEODOR BRENT + 9b ROLL ON ROB | 10a SPARTAN MARTIN + 10b WARRIOR WARREN NOTE: LIGHT BLUE BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW |
11a STORMY HEATHER + 11b GAIL FORCE WIND NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
12a VINNY SON + 12b DEER HUNTER NOTE: HUNTER CLOTHING AND HAT REPLACED REGULAR KID CLOTHING FOR FINAL ARTWORK |
13a PEE-ON LEON + 13b SKI CLIFF NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
14a CORAL CARSON + 14b CORA REEF NOTE: YELLOW BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW; DIGITAL; ENGSTROM'S AND WHEATON'S INITIALS ON WHITE SEASHELL |
15a PRIME NATE + 15b SIM IAN NOTE: CARD IMAGE | 16a CEILING FRAN + 16b HEAD LES NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
17a O.J. JOSÉ + 17b JUICED JAYDEN NOTE: HAND HOLDING STRAW ORIGINALLY IN JUICER WITH BODY FOR THE PENCIL ROUGH; NAME 'JUICIN' JASON' NOT USED |
18a COOPER POOPER + 18b DUNG BEETLE BAILY NOTE: SUGGESTED NAMES 'DUNG BETTY' AND 'DOUG BEETLE' ON PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED |
19a ICE COLE + 19b STUCK BUCK NOTE: PINK BORDER PUZZLE PREVIEW |
20a PETER PUKER + 20b WEB HEAD NED |
21a BRYCE ICED + 21b SCRAPED JAKE | 22a DAVID CHOPPIN' SQUEAL + 22b TODD DA! |
23a GATOR ABE + 23b WE WINNIE | 24a KILLER WALLY + 24b CHUM CHARLIE |
25a BRITNEY SHEARS + 25b CLAIRE CUT NOTE: 'OOPS.' REMOVED FROM T-SHIRT FROM PENCIL ROUGH | 26a WAFT WYATT + 26b WINDY WENDEL |
27a DOG TROY + 27b MICHAEL VICTIM | 28a GLASS BLOW JOE + 28b GAS-BLOWIN' OWEN |
29a EYE SCREAM LEE + 29b SCOOPED SHANNON NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
30a FOAMY PHIL + 30b SHAVE DAVE NOTE: SUGGEST NAME 'SHAVING KAREEM' FROM PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED |
31a LYIN' RYAN + 31b TALL TALE TIM NOTE: SUGGESTED NAMES 'LYIN' BRIAN', 'WICKED WOODY' AND 'REAL ROY' FROM PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED |
32a ABANDONED ANDY + 32b CAST AWAY JAY |
33a WASH JOSH + 33b HANS SOAP | 34a WILLIE OF FORTUNE + 34b NICHOLAS CAGED |
| 36a CAR JACK + 36b SCRAP HEATH |
37a EXTRA CHRISTIE + 37b CHICK KEN | 38a DRUM KIT + 38b TOM TOM NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
39a SUB MAUREEN + 39b DIVER DON NOTE: SUBMARINE COLORED YELLOW FOR THE CARD IMAGE | 40a HOLLOW HAL + 40b GOAL NOEL NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
41a SCULPTED SCOTT + 41b MOLDED MIGUEL NOTE: SUGGESTED NAME 'PLAY JOE' NOT USED | 42a BRAIDED BROOK + 42b TYRA EYES NOTE: TREES REDUCED IN SIZE FOR FINAL ARTWORK; SUGGESTED NAME 'TIED IRA' FROM PENCIL ROUGH NOT USED |
43a WALKED-ON WALKER + 43b DENNIS SHOE NOTE: CIGARETTE BUTT REMOVED FOR FINAL ARTWORK AND KID'S SHOESTYLE CHANGED | 44a BREAKIN' BRANDON + 44b BUSTER MOVE NOTE: BOTH SUGGESTED NAMES BY THE ARTIST WERE USED; 'BRANDON' IS NAMED AFTER ENGSTROM''S TWIN BROTHER |
45a MANUEL LABOR + 45b LANDON SCAPING | 46a FLAMIN' DAMON + 46b DRYIN' BRYAN |
47a ON THE MARK + 47b SNOT ROCKET RICKY NOTE: CARD IMAGE | 48a DEL ICIOUS + 48b LICKED VIC |
49a TYLER TILT + 49b PINBALL WILLARD | 50a DESIREE DISARRAY + 50b YARD SALLY |
51a BILLY BLING + 51b GIL GRILL | 52a WINTER JILL + 52b KINDLE LYNNE |
53a TRISH WASHER + 53b REESE CYCLE | 54a MOLLY POP + 54b SOPHIE SUCKER NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
P1 + 55a DOUGH BOYD + 55b PILLS BARRY NOTE: CARD IMAGE |
B1 LEAKY LESLIE NOTE: ARTIST NAME REMOVED FOR CARD IMAGE |
B2 CARL WRECK |
B3 LOCK MESS REX | B4 SNACK ATTACK ZACK |
B5 TONGUE TIED TARA NOTE: ARTIST NAME REMOVED AND IMAGE ZOOMED IN FOR CARD IMAGE | B6 GEORGE CLOWNY |
1b WANTED: FOR INTERPLANETARY VANDALISM |
2b WANTED: FOR ARTERY THEFT | |
4b WANTED: FOR SUSPICION OF PICKING POCKETS NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCE; "... ON SECOND THOUGHT, HE'S NOT WANTED! FORGET IT. WE DON'T NEED THE AGGRIVATION." |
6a WANTED: FOR SANITATION VIOLATIONS | |
10b WANTED: FOR CREATING A PUBLIC NUISANCE |
17a WANTED: FOR UNPAID RESTAURANT BILLS
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20b WANTED : FOR FRAUD |
23b WANTED: FOR DESTRUCTION OF PUBLIC PROPERTY | |
42a WANTED: FOR MOTOR OIL THEFT NOTE: ORIGINAL PARAGRAPH; "HER M.O. IS A SIMPLE ONE: SHE ENTERS THE STATION CARRYING A PLASTIC-LINED SHOPPING BAG. SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO SNEAKILY PIERCE OPEN THE CANS OF OIL WITH HER TUSKS, CAREFULLY POURING THEIR CONTENTS INTO HER BAG." |
43a WANTED: FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCE; "... THE COP'S LEFT THIGH WITH SHRAPNEL! WHILE THE POLIEMAN WAS PREOCCUPIED, THE CRIMINAL AVOIDED CUSTODY BY FLEEING THE CRIME SCENE."; CARD ARTWORK SHOWS A BALD CHARACTER BITING HIS ARM OFF | |
51b - WANTED: FOR PIRACY NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCE; "RECENTLY, A FULLY-MANNED SPANISH GALLION FLYING THE JOLLY ROGER PIRATE FLAG WAS CAPTURED UNDERNEATH THE STREETS OF LOWER MANHATTAN." |
53a WANTED: ENVIRONMENTAL CRIMINAL NOTE: ORIGINAL SENTENCES; "... ON THE EVE OF THEIR ANNUAL WHISTLING CONTEST. GOOD THING HE DIDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT. IF HE HAD, ALL CONTENSTANTS WOULD HAVE TO HAVE BEEN 'LEMONATED!"; ALTERNATE TITLE; 'ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORIST' |
4a HANDY RANDY : UNDESIRABLE STUPES OF AMERICA PASSPORT NOTE: CHANGED ENTRY; YOUR SPECIAL 'EASY TO MEMORIZE' PASSPORT NUMBER: 123456789; CHANGED SENTENCE; "... TO ENTER FOREIGN COUNTRIES. WIERD CONCEPT, HUNH? WE ALL KNOW THAT THESE LITTLE SAPS CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO TAKE A BUS TO THE SHOPPING MALL!"; CHARACTER IS BALD ON PRINTED CARD |
9b BROAD MAUD : GPK FITNESS CENTER NOTE: ALTERNATE ENTRY; PUSH-UPS FOR PUSH-POPS; REPLACED ENTRY (REWARDS PROGRAM); ALL EXERCISES ARE REWARDED WITH SNACK TREATS!; CHANGED SENTENCE; "GPK FITNESS CENTER DOES NOT GUARAENTEE ANY FITNESS RESULTS WHATSOEVER..."; DELETED BARCODE ENTRY; SCAN THIS BARCOADE FOR YOUR WEIGHT | |
11a EXPLORIN' NORMAN : C.I.A. (CERTIFIED IDIOTS OF AMERICA) NOTE: DELETED SENTENCE; "OUR AGENTS DON'T EVEN HAVE BRAINS ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW TO WRITE THEIR OWN NAMS ON THE SIGNATURE BLANKS ON THESE I.D. CARDS!"; DELETED STATUS; FAVORITE CUPCAKE FROSTING: COCONUT; SHORTENED BARCODE SENTENCE: "IF AGENT IS LOST, PLEASE SCAN THIS BARCODE. HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS AND MADE THIS DEAL WITH A TAXI SERVICE." |
12b DEAD TED : AAED (AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF EXPIRED PEOPLE) NOTE: ALTERNATE SIGNATURE; M.T. GRAVES : EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR; PARODY OF AARP CARD | |
14b BEASTLY BOYD : GPK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL HALL MONITOR NOTE: NAME MIS-SPELLED ON CARD; BEASTY BOYD; CHARACTER IS BALD ON PRINTED CARD | 19a BONY TONY : SKULL & CONES NOTE: CHANGED SENTENCE; "AS A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF THE ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE, TOP-SECRET ORDER OF SKULL & BONES, THE UNDERSIGNED AGREES NOT TO REVEAL ANY SECRETS OF ICE CREAM APPRECIATION -- EVEN UNDER PAIN OF TORTURE. BONY TONY : INITIATED SIGNATURE"; ALTERNATE FLAVORS; MENU: GERONIMOCHA CHIP, NOVUS OREO SECULORUM, SECRET STRAWBERRY, SHERBERT HOOVER, BILDERBURGER BLUEBERRY, HEGELIAN HOT FUDGE, CARNEGIE WATERMELON (CONTINUED ON BACK OF CARD)" | |
25b MICHAEL MUTANT : GPK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT IDENTIFECATION NOTE: CHANGED STATUS; AGE: UNKNOWN, SEX: UNKNOWN | 31b BRAINY JANEY : GPK PUBLIC LIBRARY NOTE: CHANGED ENTRY; STREET: 101 CEREBELLUM CIRCLE NOTE: DELETED SENTENCE; "PAYMENT FOR ANY LOST OR DAMAGED MATERIAL."; ONLY CHARACTER ON THE RIGHT OF BOTTOM PICTURE IS FOUND ON PRINTED CARD | |
36a DAIRY BARRY : DEPARTMENT OF THE POSTERIOR COW BUTT INSPECTOR NOTE: ORIGINAL ENTRY; LIKES: LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET. ANY BOOK RECOMMENDED BY OPRAH.; 'OPRAH' (WINFREY) ALSO LOCATED ON THE 31b BRAINY JANEY BOOK | 36b HOT ROD : TOTAL STATE OF CHAOS LICENSE TO DRIVE | |
39a PARIS EMBARASSED : OFFICIAL GPK BACKSTAGE PASS NOTE: SHORTENED SENTENCE; "A FULL 100 FEET IN BACK OF THE STAGE! IT LETS YOU HANG OUT IN THE ALLEY OUTSIDE THE REAR OF THE THEATRE WHERE THEY KEEP THE GARBAGE CANS!" | 54b ADAM BOMB : ANTI-SOCIAL SECURITY |