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News broke about my fabulous balls. The word spread. Bedlam ensued. |
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One man alone would have the means to eat my balls. This man is: GARY COLEMAN.
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In his quest to eat my fabulous balls he encountered strong allies who would also eat my fabulous balls.
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The media answered my cries to stop this madman (previously of Diff'rent Strokes fame) by joining forces with law enforcment to capture Mr. Coleman.
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Finally, Mr Gary Coleman is captured and I am able to come out of hiding. But... my life will never be the same since Gary Coleman ate my balls.
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