Jim Ross: Welcome to the WWF Corporation vs. The brand new nWo's
DEATH
IN TEXAS. We are live here in Dallas, Texas and tonight the Corporation
is challenging the all new nWo that was created on January 4, 1999.
Corporation
Vince McMahon
Shane McMahon
Pat Patterson
Jerry Brisco
Big Boss Man
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test
Kane
The new nWo
Hollywood Hogan
Scott Hall
Lex Luger
Kevin Nash
Scott Steiner
Buff Bagwell
Horace Hogan
Eric Bischoff
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
Ross: This challenge will be a all night tourney of wits and battles.
There will be a random drawing of wrestlers on each side that will go
one on one in a 30 minute time limit match. There will be 9 men on both
side, inside two rooms: The White/Red/Black room is for the nWo, where
the plain white room is for the Corporation. The rules are the winner
will be able to return to this room to wrestle again in this war.
However, the loser will have to leave the building at once.
Ross: So let us go to Mene Gene Okerlund and Sable for the drawings of
match one.
Mene Gene: Alright now. We have the black cage for the nWo and the white
cage of the corporation. Sable if you would please spin the wheels and
pick out a name. Sable spin it darling....umm...alright the first nWo
member that will wrestle is.....HOLLYWOOD HOGAN.
[Crowd gives mixed reaction]
Mene Gene: Alright Sable, if you would now spin the white basket. And
the first corporate member that will face Hogan will be Vincent K.
McMahon.
[The crowd starts cheering and chanting Hogan...Hogan...Hogan...A scene
shows McMahon with a look of terror on his face, while Hogan is seen
smiling to Nash and Hall.]
Match One: Hollywood Hogan vs. Vince McMahon
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the first match of the
Corporation vs. The nWo tournament of champions. [Voodoo Chile plays in
the speakers and out comes the current nWo/WCW champ] From Hollywood,
Ca. weighing in at 275 pounds. Hollywood Hogan.
[Hogan laughs like a clown as he comes down alone strumming his tittle
belt once again. Hogan throws the belt down, rips off the T-shirt and
lays on the ropes awaiting his former boss.]
Announcer: From Grin-a-witch, Ct weighing in at 281 pounds. He is the
owner of the World Wrestling Federation. He is Vince McMahon!
The bell rings and McMahon just stares at Hogan, who is smiling in the
corner. Hogan goes to the center of the ring and badmouths Vince. Vince
slaps Hogan in the face, and screams the F word to him. Hogan remains
cool and calm and demands a lock up. McMahon looks at Hogan and demands
a mike.
McMahon: Look at you, you son of a bitch. Look what you have become!
Fifteen years ago, you were my champion you were the heart and soul of
my corporation . NOW LOOK AT YOU! You balding, fat, bum ---
Hogan knocks McMahon down with a punch, and McMahon goes outside the
ring in a heap. McMahon slowly gets up and cusses Hogan out. Slowly,
Vince renters the ring. The two lock up, and Hogan pushes McMahon down
with ease. McMahon slowly gets up again and tries to lock up, but only
gets shoved into the corner again and CLOTHESLINED.....
Hogan just laughs and poses to the crowd, who find this funny, who
cheer Hogan after years of boos and jeers. McMahon stands up looks all
around the building and hears a giant "McMahon Sucks!" chant going on.
McMahon raises is hand up, we are going to see a greco no a thump to
the eye and a chop by McMahon. KICK. KICK. KICK. Another KICK into
Hogan's mid-section. McMahon delivers another swift kick to the
mid-section, and Hogan falls down. McMahon runs into the ropes, KNEE
DROP.
ONE TWO THRE KICKOUT!!!! Oh man, McMahon almost did it. Vince
picks Hogan up and KICK into the stomach. Again, another kick to the
stomach. Hogan crumples down again, as McMahon goes for an elbow. A
cover a count, ONE TWO Hollywood barely can kick out, but manages.
McMahon again stands up and again goes for a elbow, he misses.
Hogan is gets back up on his feet and he drops the Elbow, ELBOW, ELBOW,
and the rake to the eyes. McMahon is now down on the ground. "Get up you
stupid trash!" Hogan yells, as he throws McMahon into the turnbuckle and
clothesline. He Irish whips McMahon into the next corner and again
CLOTHESLINE. Hogan grabs McMahon and BODY SLAM. Into the ropes and LEG
DROP!
Hogan covers ONE TWO THRE he kicked out. Here comes the Rock to
ringside. Hogan tries to go for the legdrop again and...HE CONNECTS.
Rocky is about to enter the ring, but wait here comes Scott Hall.
WHAM! Rocky is down on the ground, but wait a minute the Big Boss Man is
in the ring and WHAM with the NIGHTSTICK. Boss man throws McMahon on
Hogan.
The ref turns around ONE TWO THREE!
Announcer: The winner of this match! Vince McMahon!
- - -
Corporation
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Shane McMahon
Pat Patterson
Jerry Brisco
Big Boss Man
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test
Kane
The new nWo
Scott Hall
Lex Luger
Kevin Nash
Scott Steiner
Buff Bagwell
Horace Hogan
Eric Bischoff
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
Jim Ross: What a sloberknocker that was! Thanks to the corporation, Hulk
Hogan is not wrestling anymore tonight! Lets go to Mene Gene and
Sable....
Mene Gene: Alright now. The Lovely Sable and myself are ready to go!
Sable, please pick a name out of the nWo bucket and the corporate
bucket.
Sable: I'd be happy to Gene.
Gene: And the nWo member will be LEX LUGER.
Gene: And the corporate member will be TEST!
Sable: What a great match that will be.........
--
Match two: Lex Luger vs. Test!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is a round one match of
the tournament against the nWo and the corporation. Coming to the ring
from Chicago, Ill. representing the nWo THE TOTAL PACKAGE LEX
LUGER.
The fans boo the newly crowned new generation nWo. Luger smiles as he
shows off his new nWo shirt.
Announcer: And his opponent from the corporation TEST!
Test walks to the ring and enters. Test and Luger have a stare-down!
Test shoves Luger, Luger shoves Test and the bell rings. The two circle
around the ring, and around and around and around! Luger then locks up
with Test and shoves him into the corner. Luger then screams! Test looks
scared! Test escapes outside the ring, as Luger flexs!
Test reenters the ring, as Luger once again locks up with him. Test
this time uses the hammer punch and pounds on Luger's back. Luger is
down on the ground, as Test throws Luger outside the ring.
Test goes to the outside and grabs a chair and MISSES! Luger kicks
Test to the stomach! AND WHAM into the STEEL POST! Luger throws Test
into the ring, runs into the ropes and THE BIONAMIC FOREARM! Luger is
being booed out of the building as he goes for the RACK HE HAS HIM UP
ON HIS SHOULDERS IT IS GOING TO BE OVER OVER OVER NO! Test is
still in this! TEST IS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF THIS AND HE HE HE
HIS ARM IS FALLING. ONE TWO THREE WAIT A MINUTE THE REF HAS BEEN
DISTRACTED BY SHANE MCMAHON. WHO ALLOWED THAT PIP SQUEAK OUT HERE DURING
THIS MATCH! HERE COMES THE BOSS MAN WITH THE STICK WHAM! LUGER IS
DOWN! Test is being covered, but wait here comes Big Sexy here comes
Nash! Nash grabs Test by the head and POWERBOMB! The ref turns around
and sees this and goes for the bell!
Announcer: The winner by DQ TEST!
Corporation:
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Shane McMahon
Pat Patterson
Jerry Brisco
Big Boss Man
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Kane
The new nWo
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash
Scott Steiner
Buff Bagwell
Horace Hogan
Eric Bischoff
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
Jim Ross: Two for the corporation! McMahon and Test are in! We may not
have to reenter McMahon or Test, because the nWo may be wiped out! Let
us go to the ringside.
[Gene and Sable are playing sandbox, when Gene grabs the mike quickly!]
Gene: Alright. Spin those buckets Sable! Tell us who is going to wrestle
for the corporation this coming match!
Sable: The corporation will be presenting Kane!
Gene: And who will be the nWo man!
Sable: "Big Sexy" KEVIN NASH!
--
Match Three: Kane vs. Kevin Nash
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a contest for the nWo vs.
Corporation round one match! From the corporation, KANE!
[Lights go down and BOOM, Kane comes in, along with the stooges! Kane
enters the ring and brings the lights back on!]
Announcer: His opponent.......
[Nash appears on the special EVENT-TRON]
Nash: You know Kane! You wear a stupid looking mask and you breath
smells like fish! I think people really know who and what you are? Well,
just remember back in Dec 1996 people were asking me How do you
like it that somebody else is Big Daddy Cool?' I replied there would
always be one BIG DADDY COOL! So, Kane if you catch my drift you
know that I ain't just going to defeat you. I am going to rip off your
mask and stick it up your ass!
[nWo music plays and out comes Nash!]
The bell rings, and the two lock up. Kane applies a knee to the stomach
and an elbow to the back, punches Nash! Nash is dazed. PUNCH! PUNCH!
PUNCH! PUNCH! Kane is on strong, as he kicks Nash in the kneecap! Nash
screams in pain! Nash grabs Kane by the hair and tries to take the mask
off, but Kane just punches him in the face and he goes down! \
Nash is on the ground, Kane delivers a mighty LEG DROP! Cover: ONE
TWO KICKOUT! Kane has to do more than this! Kane runs into the ropes
and ELBOW! Kane gets up again, and runs into the ropes and MISSES! Nash
is up on his feet, and is ready for action. Nash picks Kane up and
BACKBREAKER! Nash goes for the cover: ONE TWO KICKOUT! Kane is still
in this, as Nash grabs Kane by the hair again and headsmashes him into
the corner. He then tries for a Irish NO, REVERSAL AND KANE THROWS
NASH IN THE CORNER.
Nash just looks at Kane with a wild look, as Kane and Nash once again
lock up. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! Kane throws another PUNCH! Nash is dazed,
as Kane throws Nash into the ropes and he is trying for a CHOKE BLAM
a
kick to the nuts saves Nash! Kane is rolling on the ground in pain! Nash
grabs Kane by the hair and sets him up for a JACK-KNIFE! HE CONNECTS IT!
COVER ONE TWO KICKOUT! Kane is still alive in this! Nash grabs
Kane by the mask and is about to tear it off when, BOOM Kane returns
the low blow favor. Nash is on the ground. Kane drops a leg... ONE TWO
KICKOUT!
Kane runs into the ropes and misses the knee drop. Nash is up on his
feet, he grabs the mask and is able to tear it off. Kane is revealed to
be a man with a burnt eye, and looks a lot like Nash. Nash grabs him
again and SETS HIM UP JACKKNIFE!
ONE TWO THREE!
Announcer: The winner of this match, Big Sexy KEVIN NASH!
Kane sits up as Brisco and Patterson just start laughing. BAD MOVE! As
Kane grabs them both and double CHOKESLAM! Kane grabs Patterson again
and gives him a vicious TOMBSTONE. It takes McMahon screaming,
"KANE....STOP....STOP or you go back!" Kane stops and turns to
McMahon. Then he just walks out of the ring and leaves.
- - - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Shane McMahon
Pat Patterson
Jerry Brisco
Big Boss Man
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The new nWo
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Scott Steiner
Buff Bagwell
Horace Hogan
Eric Bischoff
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
- - -
Jim Ross: Well, Kane might be going back to the good ole insane ward
tonight! Thur hell, fire and brimstone that is a mixed up, poor human
being. Back to Mene Gene.
[Gene and Sable are playing footies when Gene shoves Sable away and
grabs the mike]
Gene: Yeah! SPIN THEM BUCKETS SABLE! The next corporate opponent will
be.....
Sable: Pat Patterson....
[Mr. McMahon walks out to the bucket stand]
Vince McMahon: I'm sorry to inform you Gene Orkerlund, but Pat Patterson
will be unable to wrestle tonight, because of the act of shame and
distrust that son of a bitch Kane did to him! I have a replacement for
him though. This person owes her career to me. Sable you are a
official member of the corporation YOU'RE TAKING PATTERSON'S PLACE!
[Sable has this pissed look on her face and tries to protest, but
McMahon only responds with....]
McMahon: Do you like the WWF? Sable.... or do you want to be a Nitro
Girl on DUBBA CEE DUBBA?
[Sable walks off the bucket ramp and goes backstage]
McMahon: PICK HER OPPONENT, OKERLUND!
Gene: [Takes name from black bucket] BUFF BAGWELL!
[Bagwell, Bischoff, and Elizabeth comes forth near the entrance]
Bagwell: All fair and all nice. BECAUSE I AM BUFF AND I AM STILL THE
STUFF. However, I have decided to relinquish my spot. No, not my dog
spot but my spot is this tournament! I am giving it to this young
lady, Miss Elizabeth.
Bischoff: Now, Vinnie-Mac. I know you're still in the tournament,
because of the BIG LOSS MAN. However, Hollywood isn't too upset with you
as he is with that fat piece of crap! TRAYLOR YOU WERE NOTHING WITH ME
AND THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE. I HOPE MY NAME IS PICKED TO TAKE
THAT LOSER ON! I HOPE!
[The three walk off stage, McMahon follows....and we go to the ring]
Match Four: Sable vs. Miss Elizabeth
[Before the announcer can even open his mouth, Elizabeth and Sable are
fighting in the halls.]
Sable and Elizabeth are coming down the ringside aisle, scratching and
clawing each other. Sable throws Elizabeth into the ring and sets her up
for a Sable Bomb CONNECTED! Sable goes for the cover....wait a minute
there's no ref inside the ring. Hollywood Hogan has laid him out with a
chair. Sable stands up badmouthing Hogan. Hogan ignores her, but Sable
is persistent and comes outside the ring to badmouth Hogan. WHAP Hogan
hits her with the chair and throws her into the ring. Hogan does
the
ear cup to a load of boos as Hogan drops the LEG DROP not once, not
twice, but five times! SABLE IS OUT! HERE COMES THE BOSS MAN! Hogan
attempts to escape but gets trapped. Hogan begs for mercy but WAIT
HERE's SCOTT HALL WITH THE CATTLE PROD BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THE BOSS MAN
IS ON THE GROUND. Hogan escapes the ring and throws the ref inside, Liz
is on top of Sable. ONE TWO THREE!
Announcer: Here is your winner.....Miss Elizabeth!
- - - -
Jim Ross: Aw that's not fair. Come on ref! Sable had that match won!
What a vile BASTARD Hulk Hogan has become. That air-head would of never
defeated Sable without help! Well....
Corporation:
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Shane McMahon
Jerry Brisco
Big Boss Man
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The new nWo
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Scott Steiner
Elizabeth (Subbing for Buff Bagwell. Winner Will be re-entered after
Round one is over)
Horace Hogan
Eric Bischoff
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
- - -
Ross: Lets go back to Gene.
Gene: Alright! I'll spin the buckets here myself. The corporate pick for
this match will be Shane McMahon, and his opponent will be hold on for
one moment please Scott Steiner.
- - - - -
Match Five: Shane McMahon vs. Scott Steiner
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. From Grin-WHITCH, Conn. Representing
the WWF corporation SHANE MCMAHON!
[Shane walks down to the ringside area and enters the ring, to a mixed
reaction!]
Announcer: And his opponent From the nWo "Big Papa PUMP" SCOTT
STEINER!
[Steiner walks slowly to the ring, and when he enters he grabs the
mike!]
Steiner: ONE MOMENT TO YA FREAKS OUT THERE! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT BIG
PAPA BUMP IS YOUR HOOK-UP HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME
Shane attempts a PEARL HARBOR job on Steiner and starts to hammer to
Steiner's back. Steiner, just turns around grabs Shane places him in
a
belly to belly suplex and places the STEINER RECLINER on him! Shane
screams and screams until he screams "I QUIT". Steiner holds on for
another minute, but finally lets go!
Announcer: The winner SCOTT STEINER!
- - -
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! That was no contest! Steiner is a big bully, but I
can't say I'm upset that Shane McMahon got his!
- - - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Jerry Brisco
Big Boss Man
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The new nWo
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Scott Steiner (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Elizabeth (Subbing for Buff Bagwell. Winner Will be re-entered after
Round one is over)
Horace Hogan
Eric Bischoff
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
- - - -
Jim Ross: Well wait a minute something is going on in the back
- - - -
[We go backstage and we see Bryan Adams on the ground holding his knee,
and Ken Shamrock throwing down a chair!]
- - - -
Jim Ross: THE CORPORATION DOESN'T QUIT! I can't blame them, but still
Well, enough of that let us go back to Gene.
Gene: Alright now, I have the buckets spinning and the corporate
challenger will be THE BIG BOSS MAN. His opponent from the nWo
will be HORACE HOGAN.
- - - -
Match Six: Big Boss Man vs. Horace Hogan
[The announcer announces both Boss Man and Horace to the ring, and the
two do a stare- down at each other!]
The two lock-up. Boss Man shoves Horace into the corner and beats him
up with a mess of right hands and punches! Three knees into the corners,
and Horace is down. Boss Man then goes to the other corner and runs his
knee right into Horace face! Horace is slumped and unconscious. Boss Man
just pulls him to the middle of the ring and goes for the cover. The nWo
attempts a run in, first Hall tries to come back with the Cattle Prod
but the Boss Man grabs it and stuns Hall with it! Luger and Hogan follow
in and are able to beat the crap out of the Boss Man. They then handcuff
him to the ropes and shock him with the Cattle Prod. The ref has called
for the bell, but it doesn't matter the Boss Man is being shocked over
and over again! Here comes Shamrock, Rocky, and McMahon but the damage
has been done. The nWo flees into the dark of the night, as McMahon
screams!
Announcer: The Winner by DQ The Big Boss Man!
- - - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Jerry Brisco
Big Boss Man (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The new nWo
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Scott Steiner (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Elizabeth (Subbing for Buff Bagwell. Winner Will be re-entered after
Round one is over)
Eric Bischoff
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
- - - -
Ross: Lets go to Mene Gene.
Gene: Alright now! I am sorry that Sable was injured during that match,
because now I am doing the buckets again all by myself. Okay, the
corporate wrestle this time will be Jerry Brisco. His nWo opponent
will be Eric Bischoff.
[Mr. McMahon walks down to the bucket ramp again.]
McMahon: Because of a serious injury, Jerrold Brisco is unable to
wrestle tonight. However, Sgt. Slaughter will take his place and take on
that piece of filth ERIC BISCHOFF!
- - - -
Match Seven: Sgt. Slaughter vs. Eric Bischoff
[The announcer represents Sgt. Slaughter, who is accompanied by the
injured Brisco with a sling. The announcer then presents Eric Bischoff,
who is accompanied by Hulk Hogan and Scott Hall.]
The bell rings and Slaughter tries to grab for Bischoff, but Bischoff
runs through the fat guys legs and does a spinning roundhouse kick to
the face that KNOCKS SLAUGHTER OUT. Bischoff covers ONE TWO THREE!
Announcer: The winner Eric Bischoff!
[Bischoff and company run out of the ring, out of the area real fast. A
replay shows that Bischoff's foot was loaded with something, but it
can't really be proven!]
- - - - - - -
Jim Ross: Woah! Eric Bischoff got a victory! I still think there was
something inside of that foot! Not even my mama could kick that hard,
God rest her soul!
- - - - - - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Big Boss Man (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The new nWo
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Scott Steiner (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Elizabeth (Subbing for Buff Bagwell. Winner Will be re-entered after
Round one is over)
Eric Bischoff (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
- - -
Ross: Lets speak with Mene Gene!
Gene: Alright! I have once again started the spinning of these buckets
and we will discover who will face who here. The corporation will be
presented by Ken Shamrock. His opponent will be Scott Hall!
[Both men make their ring entrances and then the bell rings.]
Match 8: Ken Shamrock vs. Scott Hall.
Shamrock and Hall lock up, Hall places Shamrock into a headlock and
turns it into a sleeper-hold! Shamrock is faltering down. He is falling
and fading fast. He is spinning his wheels, but Shamrock is going down.
Shamrock is trying to power back up and he rams a elbow into Hall's
stomach. Hall counters with a kick to the stomach, and he picks Shamrock
up and FALL- A-WAY SLAM! A cover ONE TWO KICKOUT! Hall stands back
up and puts the boots into Shamrock's stomach! He kicks and pounds on
Shamrock, and then runs into the ropes for a ELBOW! A cover ONE TWO
KICKOUT! Shamrock still has fight in him, and Hall grabs Shamrock for
the EDGE and he DOES IT!
A cover One Two KICKOUT! Hall grabs Shamrock by the hair throws
him into the ropes, and SPEAR by Shamrock. Shamrock is now in the ZONE
and screaming. HE GRABS HALL AND BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND DOES THE
ANKLE LOCK SUBMISSION! HALL TAPS OUT!
Announcer: The winner Ken Shamrock!
- - -
Jim Ross: What a match!
- - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon (Winner Will be re-entered after Round One is over)
Big Boss Man (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The Rock
Ken Shamrock (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Test (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
The new nWo
Kevin Nash (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Scott Steiner (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Elizabeth (Subbing for Buff Bagwell. Winner Will be re-entered after
Round one is over)
Eric Bischoff (Winner Will be re-entered after Round one is over)
Bryan Adams (Not official, but if he's nWo B&W then he has to be a
lock.)
- - - -
Jim Ross: Well, we know the final round one match will be Bryan Adams
vs. The Rock. [Eric Bischoff comes up aside Ross] Well, look-eee here,
its Eric Bischoff.
Bischoff: Mr. Ross, I have an announcement I have to make. [Bischoff
throws off the head-set he just put on, and grabs a mike] LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. BRYAN ADAMS was injured earlier tonight by that nut Ken
Shamrock. We of the new nWo, choose sparingly who is in our elite group.
Bryan Adams seems not to cut the mustard, oh what a pity! Well, I have
decided that we do have a few inactive members and I have elected a
replacement for Adams. HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN.
[Voodoo Chile is being played in the speakers as Hogan comes out to the
ring, he grabs the mike.]
Hogan: Well, you know something there, Boss. I happen to be an inactive
member right now, and so I get to wrestle that loser, Dwayne Johnson
son of that big fat lazy Rocky Johnson. I remember back in the old
Tampa days, I used to rub your father's face in that mat every week!
Well, let me tell you something brotha Your father would of been
selling meatballs out of a truck if it wasn't for me! He couldn't fill
my shoes, and you couldn't tie my bootlaces!
[Speakers Boom: YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN]
[Fans cheer Rocky as he comes out with a mike]
Rock: Oooooooh! I can't believe this! [Laughs] Your old, bald, steroid
ridden ass has the nerve to talk about the Rock's father. I laugh at
that! No, really. But, jabroni what you got to realize is that maybe
50 years ago you could kick my ass, but that is only because you were
about 30 pounds heavier, and believe me that now when I say this you
are nothing, but full of IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'
Hogan: You can talk a good game, boy. However
Rock: Woah! Woah! Woah! Not even the Rock's daddy calls me boy, and if
he doesn't call me that I ain't gonna to have you THE MOST OVERRATED
WRESTLER IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING say it to the Rock.
Hogan: Come on down, Dwayne, and get yours.
Rock: Hey, hey, now I don't go around calling you Terrence, do I?
[Crowd chants Terrence....Terrence]
Hogan: Now you are going too far....
Rock: Am I? I mean, the Rock knows who he has to thank for where he has
gotten. It is oblivious that you have forgotten who made you. Do you
really think the AWA made you? Do you really believe that Vince McMahon
SR. made you! Do you really believe that ripping T-Shirts make you a
great wrestler? I DON'T THINK SO!
[Hogan runs down the aisle and grabs Rocky, and the two began to fight]
Match 9: Hulk Hogan vs. Rocky Mavia.
The two are brawling ringside, as Hogan gouges the eyes of the Rock and
throws him into the ring. Rocky gets up, but is dazed as Hogan pounds
him with a punch. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! Hogan throws Rocky into
the ropes and CLOTHESLINE! Hogan grabs Rocky by the hair and throws him
into the ropes and THE BIG BOOT! Hogan runs into the ropes and THE BIG
LEG! ONE TWO KICKOUT!
Hogan grabs Rocky by the hair again and throws him into the ropes again
and swings a punch, and misses Rocky throws a punch. Rocky throws
Hogan into the ropes and hits him with a elbow. Hogan is stunned but
still on his feet, Rocky runs into the ropes and BULLDOG! Hogan squirms
on the ground, as Rocky pulls Hogan by his small roots and BODYSLAM! He
takes off the armband he throws it down he is setting up for the
corporate elbow HE RUNS IN AND HOGAN MOVES
Hogan runs outside of the ring and grabs a chair, Rocky is about to
stand on his feet. Hogan reenters the ring and he swings the chair and
Rocky ducks. Rocky sets up a kick and DDT! Rocky is standing up over
Hogan and he is setting up for the Corporate elbow, but wait here comes
Hall. Scott Hall has that Cattle Prod, but no Rocky grabs it and
BZZZT! Down goes Hall! Rocky has the Prod, and here comes Big Sexy. Nash
is in the ring, Nash tries to grabs Rocky but BZZZZT Nash is shocked
Rocky is holding on to Nash ROCK BOTTOM! HE WHAP Hogan uses the
chair! Rocky is down! Hogan runs into the ropes, THE LEG DROP!
ONE TWO THE REF HAS BEEN PULLED OUT OF THE RING BY VINCE MCMAHON!
The ref is now screaming at Vin-Man! Wait a minute, The Big Boss man is
in the ring with the nightstick and he taps Hogan in the HEAD with it,
but BZZZT Hall had that Cattle Prod and shocked the Boss Man! Hall is
still a little dazed, but Rocky is on his feet, but Scott Hall grabs him
and sets up for the EDGE He is priming him Rocky slides down Halls
back, flashes around and sets up FOR THE ROCK BOTTOM! CONNECTS!
Hogan has the cattle prod, Rocky slides over for the chair. Rocky
throws the chair in the direction of the CATTLE PROD as Hogan turns it
on THE BLAST SHOCKS HOGAN. ROCKY GRABS THE HOLLYWOOD ONE AND ROCK
BOTTOM!
THE REF is in the RING ONE TWO THREE!
Announcer: The Winner is the ROCK!
[The fans cheer as Rocky and the corporate team leaves the ring!]
- - - -
Jim Ross: I can't believe what a sloberknocker that was! The Rock
defeats Hollywood Hogan, after Hogan had already been defeated by the
owner of the World Wrestling Federation. Hogan needs to check in at
Oakwood Farms and quickly.
- - - -
ROUND 2
Corporation:
Vince McMahon
Big Boss Man
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test
The new nWo
Kevin Nash
Scott Steiner
Elizabeth (Subbing for Buff Bagwell)
Eric Bischoff
- - - - -
Ross: Mene Gene is standing by, Gene.
Gene: Alright, I am here with Elizabeth, Buff Bagwell, and Eric
Bischoff! Mr. Bischoff, I have heard rumors backstage, since the
corporate team does not have any other women in their company tonight
that is willing to wrestle. I have heard that Buff Bagwell will be
restored to his spot!
Bischoff: That's right! Miss Elizabeth played her role and now its time
for her to stand down, and to bring back the Buffster. He has been gone
for almost a year, and now he is back! He will wrestle someone tonight,
bottom line. We don't know who, and we don't care!
Gene: Alright, Mr. Bischoff I am spinning the buckets now and the cor
Bischoff: This is round 2 DO THE NWO BUCKETS FIRST...
Gene: Okay The first man of Round Two for the nWo will be YOU ERIC
BISCHOFF.
Bischoff: YOU SEE! YOU SEE! I AM THE MAN! Who is my opponent?
Gene: I have it here I am spinning the buckets and I am going to read
the result it will be OH MY GOODNESS its
Bischoff: Who is it?
Gene: The Big Boss Man.
Bischoff: WHAT! WHAT! I WANT A RECOUNT!
Gene: Sorry.....
Match 10: Eric Bischoff vs. The Big Boss Man
[Bischoff is in the ring but is pissed, Buff and Liz are still at
ringside. Boss Man comes out with Shamrock and Vince McMahon! Before the
match starts, McMahon wants Bischoff searched. A metal plate is revealed
in his left foot and it is taken out and thrown away. Bischoff is in
fear as the bell rings.]
The bell rings, Boss Man licks his chops as he grabs for Bischoff.
Bischoff ducks and escapes the ring, but escapes on the corporate side.
McMahon throws him back into the ring, WHAM with the Bossman punch.
Bossman throws Bischoff into the ropes and THE BOSS MAN SLAM! A COVER
A COUNT ONE TWO BISCHOFF KICKS OUT!
Boss Man is shocked, but grabs the Bischoff by the hair and BODY SLAMS
him. HERE COMES A BOSS MAN SPLASH AND Bischoff moves. Bischoff sets up
with a kick a kick a kick ROUNDHOUSE on the face of the BOSSMAN!
He follows with a spinning hook kick to the stomach and followed by a
knife handed chop! Now, PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH into the stomach!
Bischoff runs into the ropes and forearm smash to the face Bossman is
dizzy, he is on one knee he is down on the ground. Bischoff covers
ONE TWO KICKOUT! A STRONG KICKOUT! Bossman is on his feet, PUNCH!
PUNCH! PUNCH! He throws Bischoff into the ropes and SIDEWALK SLAM! Wait
a minute, Liz is on the ropes there is there is Buff Bagwell with
the Boss man's night No the Boss Man grabs the stick and hits Buff in
the NUTS! Buff falls down. WAIT A MINUTE KEVIN NASH IS IN THE RING WITH
THE CATTLE PROD BZZZZT! Vince McMahon screams Nash goes over the
corporate team threatening them with the Cattle Prod. Liz jumps down,
the ref turns over as sees Bischoff on top of the Boss Man ONE TWO
THREE!
Announcer: The winner is Eric Bischoff.
[The crowd boos Bischoff, as McMahon screams at Nash. Nash only smiles
at McMahon and waves the Cattle Prod in his hands!]
- - - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
Test
The new nWo
Kevin Nash
Scott Steiner
Buff Bagwell
Eric Bischoff (Winner, will be re-entered at the end of Round 2)
- - - -
Jim Ross: We're ready to go back to Gene Okerlund!
Gene: Alright, we are spinning the buckets here. The nWo man for this
match will be Kevin Nash. The corporate man will be TEST!
Match 11: Test vs. Kevin Nash!
[Nash comes to the ring first and grabs the mike!]
Nash: Yes. Like the last time! Once again, another pretender to Big
Daddy Cool's throne has happened again. I TOOK OUT THAT NUT SID, I TOOK
OUT THAT OTHER NUT KANE. Now, this moron named TESS is going to wrestle
BIG SEXY! So, I am ready to bring some literature to TESS TESS OF THE
D'URBILVILES YOU ARE GOING DOWN.
[Test comes to the ring by himself and the two have a staredown.]
The bell rings and the two men have a stare-down. Test mouths off to
Nash, but Nash follows with a slap and a punch. Nash throws Test into
the ropes and THE BIG BOOT! Test is dizzy, a KICK to the gut and
a
POWER BOMB! YES! NASH HAS GONE THIS QUICKLY! A COVER ONE TWO THRE
KICKOUT!
Nash grabs Test by that nasty, mangy hair and he attempts a second
Power Bomb. Test nuts him! Whoa! Test is now in control. Another kick to
the nuts and a BODY SLAM! Test runs into the rope as delivers a LEG
DROP! ONE TWO KICKOUT!
Test is in this still, and grabs Nash WHAM! Nope, Nash just nutted
Test and prepares for a Jackknife Power Bomb and he DOES IT!
A cover: ONE TWO THREE! He DID IT!
Announcer: The winner, Kevin Nash!
- - - - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon
The Rock
Ken Shamrock
The new nWo
Kevin Nash (Winner, will be re-entered at the end of Round 2)
Scott Steiner
Buff Bagwell
Eric Bischoff (Winner, will be re-entered at the end of Round 2)
- - - - -
Jim Ross: Well that was a great match-up, let us go back to Mene Gene!
Gene: Alright, we are once again spinning the buckets and we will
discover what is going down. Here it is and The corporate man will
be no other than KEN SHAMROCK. Of course the nWo wrestle will be
Scott Steiner.
- - - - -
Match 12: Ken Shamrock vs. Scott Steiner
[Announcer does the Announcement and the two are going face to face]
The bell rings and Big Papa Pump locks up with Kenny Shamrock. Both men
are locked up and can not get the upper hand. Steiner gouges the eyes of
Shamrock and applies a chop. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! He throws Shamrock into
the ropes and a kick to the gut, and a power strong suplex!
Pump goes for the cover ONE TWO THRE KICKOUT! Shamrock is still
in this. Steiner runs into ropes and drops a ELBOW! He again covers
ONE TWO KICKOUT!
Shamrock staggers to his feet, Steiner goes for a belly to belly suplex
and BLAM! Steiner is setting up for the Steiner Recliner and he applies
it on the Shamrock! Will Shamrock quit? Will he surrender? Shamrock is
screaming in pain, but he is squirming, he is moving. Somehow, Shamrock
has gotten on his knees and is trying to power up from the hold, when
BLAM sit- down splash by Steiner. Steiner grabs Shamrock by the hair and
applies a body slam, and runs into the ropes for a Led Drop misses!
Shamrock is up, he is screaming. Is he in the zone? Shamrock grabs
Steiner and Belly to Belly suplex. THE ANKLE LOCK HAS BEEN APPLIED!
Steiner is screaming! Pounding on the mat once twice NO he has
grabbed the rope. Shamrock has to let go if he wants to maintain this
match, HE DOES!
Steiner gets to his feet, Shamrock clotheslines him down. Shamrock runs
into the ropes and applies a leg drop! Shamrock goes for the cover....
ONE TWO THR KICKOUT! Steiner is still in this, Shamrock is pissed!
He runs again to the ropes and applies a Leg NO! Steiner has moves out
of the way, and he is on the outside. Here comes Buff Bagwell.....
Shamrock sees Buff and runs outside the ring to scream at him. Buff
flexes at Shamrock, and Shamrock pushes him down on the ground! Steiner
has a chair, WHAP! Shamrock has been laid out, Steiner is running back
to the ring. The ref counts Shamrock outside the ring........
Announcer: The Winner Ken Shamrock!
- - - - -
Corporation:
Vince McMahon
The Rock
The new nWo
Kevin Nash (Winner, will be re-entered at the end of Round 2)
Scott Steiner (Winner, will be re-entered at the end of Round 2)
Buff Bagwell
Eric Bischoff (Winner, will be re-entered at the end of Round 2)
- - - - -
Jim Ross: We know that Buff Bagwell will be the one that wrestles for
the nWo side tonight. The Corporation have two people that can be
picked: Vince McMahon and the Rock. Now we will talk with Mene Gene.
Gene: Alright now, the corporation has two men that could wrestle the
returning Buff Bagwell tonight. I am searching the bucket now, and I
have chosen THE ROCK. That will be the final second round match
tonight The Rock vs. The Buffster. Now back to good ole Jr.
Ross: Thank you Gene. In just a few moments wait a minute, there is
something going on backstage.
[Backstage, Ken Shamrock is being restrained. Down on the floor is Buff
Bagwell in a heap! Shamrock is screaming, and screaming!]
Ross: We don't know what to make of that. Will there be a match now?
Here comes Eric Bischoff.
[Bischoff enters the ring, grabs the mike and talks!]
Bischoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, I like to announce that Marcus Alexander
Bagwell has been seriously injured by Ken Shamrock! To replace Bagwell,
will be the Total Package Lex Luger. He will take on The Rock and I
bet two to one odds that Luger will have Rocky in the Torture Rack!
[Luger's nWo music is played and out comes Luger, smiling. Luger flexes
and smiles, while Bischoff sits down next to Jim Ross. As this happens,
Rocky's music plays]
DO YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?
[Rocky comes out along with Vince McMahon. McMahon sits in the empty
chair on the other side of Jim Ross. Bischoff tries not to look at
Vince.]
Match 13: Lex Luger vs. Rocky Maivia.
Ross: Mr. McMahon welcome to the event.
McMahon: Mr. Ross thank you for allowing me here. Mr. Bischoff.
Eric: Yeah.
The bell rings and Luger and Rocky lock up. Rocky reverses it into a
side headlock, Luger pushes him off. Rocky is in the ropes Luger
shoulder blocks Rocky down. Rocky stands up, and Luger runs into the
ropes and SHOULDER BLOCK again. Rocky is down on the ground. Luger runs
into the ropes and drops an elbow! Luger grabs Rocky and applies a
suplex. Luger runs into the ropes and drops a knee drop. A cover ONE
TWO KICKOUT! Luger runs into the ropes and then turns around and
flexes to the audiences! Rocky is able to get to his feet and Luger
turns around PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! Rocky throws Luger into the
ropes and clothesline! Rocky grabs Luger by the hair and THUMB TO THE
EYE! Rocky is staggered, Clothesline by Luger. Rocky is down!
Luger is setting up for the Torture Rack! He does it.
Bischoff: Yes! Yes! Torture Rock! Torture Rock!
Ross: Thats the Torture Rack!
Bischoff: No, he is Torturing the ROCK. There is your main man,
Vinnie-Mac!
McMahon: Thats it. [Slaps Bischoff and runs up to the ring apron]
McMahon is on the apron in front of Luger. Luger drops Rocky and stares
at McMahon. Luger lunges for McMahon, who jumps down. Luger turns around
ROCK BOTTOM. WHAM! Rocky is still winded, winded enough that Lex rolls
outside the ring. Rocky went outside the ring and stomps Luger into the
ground. Rocky then grabs the empty headset, and talks....
Rocky: Okay, now that loser, Lex Loser is. [Slaps Luger] Take that
you Jabroni, you loser. [Throws another punch!] Damn. [Rocky throws off
headset!]
Rocky head-smashes Luger into the table and then throws him into the
ring. Rocky picks up Lex and body slams him into the ground. He is going
for the elbow, the corporate elbow. He runs in the ropes and
CONNECTED! A cover ONE TWO THR KICKOUT! Luger is still in this,
Rocky grabs Lex by the nappy hair and body slams Lex again. He is going
for a second corporate elbow. He runs into the ropes and again
CONNECTED! A new cover ONE TWO THRE KICK OUT!
Luger is waddling on the ground. Rocky runs into the ropes for a third
corporate elbow. He runs into the ropes and misses! Luger is getting up
and he uses the BIONIC FOREARM. He is setting up for the torture rack!
He has set it up, he is about to NO ROCKY REVERSES IT, INTO A
BULLDOG! A COVER ONE TWO THREE!
Announcer: The Winner The Rock Rocky Maiva.
Eric Bischoff: What! What! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! [He runs off in disgust
when Rocky comes after him.
- - - - -
Round 3
Corporation:
Vince McMahon
The Rock
The new nWo
Kevin Nash
Scott Steiner
Eric Bischoff
- - - - -
Jim Ross: Mene Gene is standing by.
Gene: Alright. We are spinning the buckets now and the 1st Corporation
will be VINCE MCMAHON! The nWo pick will be ERIC BISCHOFF!
[McMahon comes onto the ramp way with his mike]
McMahon: In almost lowering myself into the pit of shit, that includes
Stone Cold Steve Austin. I can only say one thing: OH HELL YEAH!
[Eric Bischoff appears from the balcony with his mike]
Bischoff: Well, well, well Vinny-Mac looks like you and me are
finally going to go one on one. I defeated that tub of lard Ray Traylor,
and that other dope you call Sgt. Slaughter ATTEND HUT He's history!
Now, you're gonna be history.
McMahon: Mr. Bischoff, you really think you can beat me? I'm Vince
McMahon and lately, I have beaten you at everything. In fact, I'm sure
that I can beat MINE faster than you can beat yours, if you even have
one.
Bischoff: I am not the homophobic one here, Vinnie Mac. It seems like
you like that faggot Pat Patterson a little too much
McMahon: Keep talking, Eric. You see I am not going to let a good for
nothing loser like you piss me off. It just not worth it!
Bischoff: I know, Patty might get offended.
[McMahon drops the mike and heads for the ring and calls Bischoff down]
Match 14: Eric Bischoff vs. Vince McMahon
Bischoff comes down to the ring after about two minutes of McMahon
raving at him. Eric comes to the ring by himself, and the two lock it up
right around with both hammering on each other. It is a fist fight, with
Eric using some very good front kicks to stun McMahon. Two roundhouses
and a hook kick sends McMahon outside the ring. Eric sits back and
allows the ref to count-out the scum.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE McMahon
reenters the ring. Bischoff goes for another hook kick and McMahon is on
the canvas. Eric is just bad mouthing Vince, as he runs into the ropes
for a Leg Drop MCMAHON MOVES!
Eric tries for another hook kick MISSES. Vince throws a PUNCH! PUNCH!
PUNCH! PUNCH! And....A PUNCH! He throws him into the ropes and a kick to
the gut. Vince runs into the ropes and gives a flying body press ONE
TWO KICKOUT! Vince grabs Eric by the hair and throws him into the
turnbuckle and clotheslines him! McMahon starts to mock "Hulk Hogan" as
he flexes up and down! McMahon does the ear cup and gets a few cheers.
Vince picks up Eric and BODY SLAMS HIM. Vince again takes Eric and
throws him into the ropes THE BIG BOOT!
What is Hogan still doing here, he got wiped out twice tonight! He is
here, anyway! McMahon sees him, wait a minute here is Scott Hall with
the CATTLE PROD. Oh come on! He gives it to Bischoff. McMahon turns
around and is STUNNED by the CATTLE PROD! He is down on the ground, and
Bischoff covers. THE REF IS IN THE RING ONE TWO THREE!
Announcer: The winner by pinfall, Eric Bischoff.
[The corporation comes running down, and the nWo high-tails it to the
back!]
Jim Ross: This leaves on the Rock as the Corporate Champion, the one
that has the one that has to defeat three members of the nWo to win.
This is impossible, it looks like the nWo has defeated the corporation.
I always wanted this day to happen, but not by the nWo!
- - - - -
Corporation:
The Rock.
The new nWo
Kevin Nash
Scott Steiner
Eric Bischoff (Winner, will be re-entered after Round 3 is over)
- - - - -
[Bischoff comes over to Ross' table]
Bischoff: Its over the nWo does win! Dwayne Johnson has no chance
against us now! WE DID IT!
Jim Ross: Eric, Eric its Rocky.
Bischoff: Nope, its DWAYNE DWAYNIE HA HA!
Ross: Mene Gene, tells us who the Rock has to take on.
Gene: I have spun the buckets and it will be Scott Steiner,
officially ending Round 3. Therefore, Mr. Bischoff and Kevin Nash's name
will be rentered.
Bischoff: Dwayne won't get pass Big Pappa PumP!
Ross: I'm afraid you're right! Here's the music!
[Rocky's music plays and here comes the Rock. He looks nervous, but he
doesn't look it if you smell what the Rock is cookin. The fans are no
longer chanting Corporation sucks or Rocky sucks or Rock sold out they
are cheering ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY! He might even deserve it!]
Bischoff: Its over, PUNK! Its over!
Ross: Well, there he is the former one time WWF Champion.
Bischoff: Dwayne wouldn't even be a Tv belt contender on MY SHOW!
Ross: Because, you prefer old has-been types that we make famous years
earlier!
Bischoff: Play PAPA PUMPS MUSIC!
[nWo music plays and out comes BIG PAPA PUMP, all by himself.]
Ross: It looks like the Swan Song for Rocky Maivia.
Bischoff: That's Dwayne. D W A Y N E!
Match 15: Rocky Maivia vs. Scott Steiner.
Rocky spits as he fakes a lock up with Steiner. He prances around the
ring, as Steiner laughs at him. Rocky and Scott try to lock up, Rocky
locks up with him and gets pushed to the ground! The fans are still 100%
behind Rocky, as the two lock up again! Again the same result, as Rocky
hits the turnbuckle hard! Rocky is hurt as Scott rams a knee into the
corner. Scott grabs Rocky by his stubby hair and BELLY TO BELLY! Scott
turns to the crowd a shows why he thinks he is BIG PAPA PUMP! Rocky
leaves the ring!
Bischoff: IT IS OVER!
Rocky is helpless on the floor. Steiner grabs Rocky and throws him into
the ring. Steiner is going for a piledriver and he CONNECTS! A COVER
ONE TWO KICKOUT! He is still alive....
Steiner grabs Rocky and throws him outside the ring, Scott Steiner goes
outside and BODY SLAMS Rocky into the concrete floor. Steiner is going
to the top rope. NO! NO! ELBOW! OH MY GOD! Steiner throws Rock into the
ring.
Bischoff: It is OVER! OVER ROSS!
Steiner is posing for the crowd as he sets up for the Steiner Recliner.
The is about to hook it on HE DOES IT! Rocky is going to
have
to quit, no escape now! None at all! He is stuck! Rocky is helpless, but
Rocky is not going to quit! He is still in this, but you can see Rocky
about to lose consciousness. It looks like the nWo is going to win this.
He is losing consciousness the ref is about to see if Rock is in this
still! Wait a minute Vince McMahon and Shane are both walking down to
ringside! The ref is distracted for a second.
Bischoff: What the
The Big Boss man has a CATTLE PROD BZZZZZT! Steiner has been stunned!
Bischoff: Oh no he
Bischoff throws off the head-set and runs into the ring, and jumps on
the Boss Man. Rocky is in a heap on one side of the ring, while Steiner
is in a heap on the other side. Bossman has fallen outside the ring, but
Eric is still on top with a headlock! McMahon comes over and pounds on
Bischoff! The ref is trying to clear the ring area, while both Rocky and
Scotty are down and out in the ring.
Rocky is coming to his feet. He is staggering, but he is up. Scott
Steiner is still feeling the affects of the Cattle Prod and he is
staggering Rocky grabs him THE ROCK BOTTOM! That hurt both
men, Rocky is still out of this! Scott Steiner could get the upper hand,
he could still win!
Steiner has rolled on top of Rocky. ONE TWO THRE KICKOUT! He
didn't get him. It didn't pin him! Steiner is getting to his feet and he
grabs Rocky and he throws him in the ropes for a clothes ducks
underneath and PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! A BODY SLAM BY THE ROCK!
Rocky is looking at the crowd, he takes off the elbow pad and he is
setting up for the Corporate Elbow! A run to the ropes and YES!
A cover ONE TWO THRE KICKOUT! Steiner is still in this! Steiner
is getting on his feet and PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!
Steiner throws Rocky into the ropes and goes for a Belly to Belly NO
HE BLOCKS IT. Steiner tries to re- grip NO! Thumb to the eyes by Rocky
and he applies THE ROCK BOTTOM! A COVER ONE TWO THREE!
Jim Ross: HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
Announcer: The winner THE ROCK!
[Rocky leaves the ring as Jim Ross once again takes on the people!]
Jim Ross: WELL, MENE GENE IN A FEW MINUTES, YOU ARE GOING TO CHOOSE
ANOTHER WRESTLER OUT OF THE FINAL TWO THAT WILL FACE THE ROCK!
- - - - - -
Round 4
Corporation:
The Rock
The new nWo
Kevin Nash
Eric Bischoff
- - - - - - - - - -
Gene: I have chosen the card out of the bucket. Kevin Nash will be the
next opponent for The Rock.
[Eric Bischoff and Kevin Nash appear in front of Gene]
Gene: Gentlemen, what are you doing here?
Nash: GENE! Little Dwayne is going to play with his trucks after I am
through with him. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SMELLING THE FUEL OF BIG SEXY!
Bischoff:: You see. The corporation cheated to defeat BIG PAPA PUMP, but
that don't matter. We have his card and we are going to defeat him once
and for all.
Nash: YEAH BABY!
[Nash and Bischoff leave the area. Rocky's music plays ]
Jim Ross: There is the Rock's music. The former and future WWF Champion
again! The man of the corporation. Sure, the corporation is vile and
evil, but compared to the nWo a little sub- division of W C W a
federation where ducks wouldn't even want to wrestle! This young 26 year
old man is the greatest wrestler that ever lived and I think he already
proved it tonight. If he can pass this "test", by defeating the man once
known as Diesel Kevin Nash. It will be indeed fact what this boy is
made of? Of course, Eric Bischoff is still in this and he will pull
anything to make sure if Rocky gets lucky to defeat Nash he may never
defeat Eric.
[Rocky walks slowly to the ring. Very slow. He looks injured. Rocky had
just finished wrestling a grueling match with Scott Steiner. Rocky
enters the ring, the crowd is chanting "Rocky Rocky Rocky!" ]
Jim Ross: There is that nWo music for Kevin Nash. Nash is a former 2
time Heavyweight Champion. He held the WWF title for about a year back
in 1995. He holds the WCW title for only 15 days and decides to just
hand it over to "Hollywood" Hogan a former 5 time WWF Champion, 5 time
WCW Champion, 1 time AWA Champion, and 1 time IPWG Champion. Hulk Hogan
is a current 12 time Heavyweight champion, but he didn't earn half of
those titles. Half of them were handed to him. Rocky Mavia has earned
what he has fought for.
[Eric Bischoff comes over to the broadcast booth]
Eric: Hello Jimbo. Mind if I sit down? No. Good. I hope your boss
doesn't mind that I'm out here. Because I AM HERE! There he is, Kevin
Nash the man that is going to take your PUNK DWAYNE JOHNSON and kick
his ass!
Ross: Eric. You can call him by his real name all you want, but The Rock
is his given name. A name he wanted to be called. The first name is his
Eric: I heard this bull back in 1996, when this loser was waxing
surfboards outside of Hawaii. He is a no talent, wouldn't last on MY
SHOW! In fact, when we defeat Johnson tonight I am going to challenge
McMahon for the ownership of the WWF. I feel that I can get it, if we
can defeat that loser. A SUPERSTAR? HA!
Ross: Lets see, Eric. Lets see.
Match 16
Rock and Nash look at each other. Rocky throws a punch, but its blocked
by Nash. Nash throws a punch. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! He throws Rocky into
the ropes and a BIG BOOT! JACKKNIFE HE IS GOING FOR IT HEADBUTT to
the gut by Rocky! Nash is stunned, but Nash has been resting longer than
Rocky has. Rocky throws a punch, but Nash blocks it and throws a punch
of his own. Rocky is down on the ground. Nash grabs Rocky by the hair
and side suplex into the KNEE OUCH! Rock is in trouble. Nash is
bending the Rock across his knee. Rocky is screaming.
Eric: GIVE UP DWAYNE GIVE UP! QUIT! YOU LOSER! YOU JABRONI!
Rocky is still in this, as Nash drops him on the mat. Rocky is in
trouble, as Kevin Nash grabs Rocky and tosses him into the turnbuckle.
Nash is choking him with the boot! The ref counts, and Nash lets go by
the five count. Nash is doing his Diesel sign as Rocky is grabbing his
throat! Nash grabs Rocky's trunks and throws the Rock up! He has Rocky
in a Jack-knife back- breaker.
Eric: Thought I was going to let Kevin end it easy, huh? Kevin is going
to show Dwayne who is really a SUPERSTAR!
Nash has Rocky in that Backbreaker hold and Rocky is screaming,
screaming, and screaming. He could submit at anytime. Nash hold him up
there for about three minuets and the drapes him on this shoulder and
flips his over onto his knee.
Eric: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
Nash grabs Rocky and goes for the Jack-knife. He sets up for it
HEADBUTT TO THE GUT BY ROCKY! Another Headbutt to the gut, Rocky broke
lose and runs into the ropes PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! Rocky runs into the
ropes, Clothesline! Nash is still on his feet, Rocky climbs to the top
rope! BAD MOVE! Nash grabs him and slams him down to the canvas.
Eric: And the winner is........
Rocky is squirming in pain, as Nash grabs him by the hair and throws
Rocky outside the ring! Nash is going to NO! NO! NO! He sets up for a
Jackknife ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD!
Bischoff: THAT IS IT FOR YOU, DWAYNE. THIS IS OVER! THIS IS IT! THIS IS
THE END OF YOUR CAREER! YOU WILL NEVER WRESTLE AS A SUPERSTAR AGAIN WILL
I OWN MCMAHON! HA HA HA HA!
Nash grabs Rocky and throws him into the ring. This is over! Nash is
setting up for another Jackknife and he applies it and WHAM! That is
it! Nash walks over to the ropes and smiles to the audience. The crowd
boos Nash, as Nash does the clique sign! Nash grabs Rocky and sets up
for a second JACK KNIFE! THUD! Rocky is finished now! There is no way
that Rocky can get up from this! Nash is going for the cover!
ONE TWO THREE! NO! NO! HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Bischoff: Oh my God! It can't be!
Nash is pissed his grabs Rocky and he sets up for another jackknife. .
. .Rocky falls to Nash's feet. Nash being cocky, bends down to grabs him
where Rocky pulls the same trick he did to HHH back in Feb of 1997 with
a small package. ONE TWO KICKOUT! Rocky escapes to the outside,
Nash almost lost it there. Nash is breathing heavy, he thought Rocky had
pinned him for sure.
Nash goes outside to follow Rocky, Rocky runs around the ring. Rocky
grabs a chair, and Nash comes to the other side and WHAP! Nash is dazed!
WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! Rocky rolls back into the ring. The ref
starts the countout! Bischoff drops the headset to aid Nash. Rocky is
getting chants of Rocky Rocky Rocky! Rocky just spits and stands
there! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE
Nash enters the ring. He is on his feet, but still dazed. Rocky isn't in
hot shape either, but both seemed to be on the same level now! Rocky
clotheslines Nash ONCE TWICE A THIRD TIME. He is going to the ROCK
NO. A BLOCK AND A GROIN KICK! Rocky is hurting! Nash is singling for
a
Jackknife! HE SETS UP FOR IT, HE IS GOING TO DO IT AND HE DOES IT! Rocky
is down and he is soon out!
ONE TWO THR KICKOUT! Rocky is still in this! Nash can't believe
it. He grabs Rocky, throws him into the ropes and he BIG BOOTS NO!
Rocky ducks underneath it and a DDT by ROCKY! Rocky is standing over
Nash and staring at Bischoff! He is going for his corporate elbow move!
He runs into the ropes and DOES IT! A cover ONE TWO KICKOUT! Rocky
is lucky to still be in this, and it seems that Nash has enough gas to
outwit Rocky. Bischoff removes something from his coat, its the CATTLE
PROD HE TRIES TO THROW IT TO NASH! The ref is tied up with Eric. Wait
a minute, Rocky intercepts it but Nash knocks it out of his hand. Rocky
kicks Nash in the nuts and grabs him for the ROCK BOTTOM. HE SETS IT UP
AND THE ROCK BOTTOM! Nash is laid out, Rocky goes for the cover. The
ref is still tied up with Eric.
Jim Ross: You could of counted to 21 by now! Rocky stands up!
Rocky and Nash were on the other side of the ring, and Rocky has to get
up and walk over to him. Nash rolls on-top of the Cattle Prod and stands
up. Rocky is right next to the ref and almost tags him, with BZZZT!
Rocky is Cattle Prod food! Rocky jumps up in the air and falls into the
ref, who is thrown outside! Nash throws the Prod outside the ring, and
he sets Rocky up for a JACKKNIFE YES! HE DOES IT! A cover! No ref, is
there a ref anywhere in the building? Eric Bischoff wakes the ref up and
throws him inside the ring. The ref is still out! Nash has this match
won, but the ref is out! Nash gets off of Rocky and shakes the ref, the
ref is still out of it. Nash turns Rocky over and places him again into
a Jackknife-ic position and THUD! He does it! The ref is still out! Nash
turns back to the ref and tries to wake him, the ref has finally come
to. Nash is going for a another Jack NO A SMALL PACKAGE! THE REF
COUNTS ONE TWO THR KICKOUT!
Rocky almost won! He almost did it! Nash grabs Rocky and throws him
into the ropes a big boot misses and Rocky low blows Nash and
grabs him THE ROCK BOTTOM!
ONE TWO THREE!'
Announcer: The winner THE ROCK!
Jim Ross: Oh my God! He did it! He did it! He has only one man to face
now and that won't be easy, because the nWo will do anything to make
sure that Rocky doesn't win this!
[Bischoff runs into the ring, but Rocky has escaped the ring. Their
match won't be right away! McMahon shows up and hugs Rocky and walks
away with Rocky]
- - - - - - -
Final Match/Final Round:
Eric Bishcoff vs. Rocky Maivia!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the final match!
[nWo music plays/Bischoff music! Eric walks out of the walkway, along
with Hogan, Hall and Nash. They all enter the ring and Bischoff takes
the mike!]
Bischoff: Ladies and Gentlemen! I am going to win this match tonight,
without any problems what so ever. I'll tell you why On second
thought, bring out Dwayne first.
[DO YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN]
[Rocky's music plays and out come Rocky, Boss Man, Vince, and Shamrock!
Rocky enters the ring the corporation!]
Eric: Dwayne, Dwayne I want to talk to you for a second. Call off
your goons, I'll call of mine!
[Rocky and Vince talk and Vince yells Them first' Nash, Hall, and
Hogan leave the ring as Boss Man, Vince, and Shamrock follow.]
Eric: Okay, Dwayne.
Rocky: It's Rocky you stupid
Eric: No, Dwayne you know that your name is a WWF copyright, in spite
your father and your grandfather had those names! I remember your
Grandfather the High Chief Peter Maivia. I know why they called him HIGH
CHIEF but that doesn't matter! He was a great wrestler back in the
days. Now, your daddy Rocky Johnson, well he was The Rock. You on the
other hand are Dwayne Johnson, and just because that is your name
doesn't mean anything. I could "use" someone like you on my show.
[Rocky spits and stares at Bischoff]
Eric: Dwayne. Look at he WWF? Except for a short title reign, what have
you done? Nothing special. What you need to do is show up on my program,
my show and let me show you who is really the MAN! Vince will throw you
away when you're no longer useful to him. As for me, I would never throw
you away.
Rocky: You know the Rock......
Eric: No, Dwayne if you want to be with WCW/nWo you have to give up
the name.
Rocky: So, what your telling the Rock is that you want him to get out
of the corporate ring, throw away the corporate elbow, take off the
corporate name and come work for your candy ass?
[Eric seems offended, but responds positively]
Eric: Yes, Dwayne. That is what I want!
Rocky: Well. I know what you mean by "using" people, but the Roc I
mean but, I have used people time and time again and enjoys it. So,
you want the you want me and so you want me. What is your price for
me?
Eric: What do you want?
[Rocky whispers something in Eric's ear]
Eric: What?
Rocky: Yeah. That is what I want. You see I only sold out to the
corporation for fame and glory and money, but Eric Bischoff you are
more than Vinnie Mac will ever be. But, if you can't
Eric: [Smiles] No, no I CAN, and I WILL give you that much money per
year!
Rocky: Okay then. You have a new member for the WCW or the n W o.
[Rocky shakes Bischoff's hand as McMahon just stares out in space]
Rocky: Ref, ring the bell so we can finalize this deal.
The bell rings, Rock feigns for the ground and Eric hunches down.
Suddenly, Rocky feigns back to his feet and grabs Bischoff THE ROCK
BOTTOM! A cover ONE TWO THREE!
[YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?]
[Hogan, Nash, and Hall just stare in disbelief as Rocky is declared the
winner of the tournament. The corporation chases the nWo away from
ringside as Vince and company enter the ring!]
Vince: No. No. Vince McMahon didn't screw the Rock. No, Vince McMahon
didn't screw Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff screwed Eric Bischoff and The
Rock screwed him as well.
Rocky: What a piece of Trailer park trash that was! Eric Bischoff. I
might be greedy, but boy I have never been stupid! Come the Royal
Rumble, hell or high water I will once again be the WWF Champion when
I defeat that piece of trash Mankind at his own game!
Vince: You see. We took care of the big bad DUBBA CEE DUBBA! So, all
I have to say is WHO's NEXT!
Rocky: Vince, don't say that!
- - - - -
Jim Ross: I hope you enjoyed this. Rocky gave MR. BISCHOFF a NO! We hope
you've enjoyed our program see y'all next week!