Starrcade: Deadly Unions, Pt. 6 - Day 3
Shawn "HeartBreak Kid" Michaels VS. "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan

WCW World Title Belt
Photo provided from Slobberknocker Central

The crowd is a total sellout for the final day of Starrcade. The announcers for this final broadcast is Tony Schivone and Jim Ross with special commentary from "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. The National Anthem is done by R & B sensations Brandy & Monica (famous for their recent smash "The Boy Is Mine" as well as their individual works) with accompaniment from R. Kelly and the Harlem Boys Mass Choir. The tone is set as we are going to see the final round of the "Luke Peep Show" contest as well as the WCW World Title VS. Kissing "HBK's" Ass as Shawn Michaels defends the title against the leader of the nWo, "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan inside of a steel cage.

Dustin Rhodes VS. Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig

In this opening match, both men were determined to take this win as the son of Dusty Rhodes took on the son of Larry "The Ax" Hennig and member of Degeneration X. Ten minutes into this competative bout, Rhodes nails Hennig with a clothesline that knocks Hennig out of his boots. Rhodes then sets up for his bulldog but Hennig shrugs him off as Rhodes is in the air. Rhodes crashes hard down onto the canvas. Hennig then hooks Rhodes into his new variation of his "Perfect-plex". It is the "Perfect-buster" (a fisherman/brainbuster suplex combination) as he nails Rhodes with it and gets the three count to open up things at Starrcade.

Shane "The Franchise" Douglas VS. Bruno Samartino (ECW Title Match)

This bout saw two men from Pittsburgh, PA battle it out as ECW legend Douglas took on the "Living Legend" that is Bruno. This bout saw some extreme wrestling from Bruno as he turned the tables (excuse the pun) on Douglas as he bodyslammed Douglas over the top rope and through a table. He then went outside and threw Douglas back into the ring. Bruno now takes over as he starts his traditional flurry of kicks and punches to Douglas. Douglas stops this by raking the eyes. Douglas then fires Bruno into the ropes and goes for his belly to belly suplex but Bruno goes dead weight at the last second. Bruno takes advantage by throwing in a knee and lifting Douglas up in his backbreaker (the same one he used to win the WWF title years ago against the late "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers)!!! Then, Chris Candido and Bam Bam Bigelow comes in to break this up. They are tearing into Bruno when, suddenly, Flair leaves the broadcast booth to come down and helps Bruno drive off The Triple Threat. Bruno, wary of Flair, doesn't know what to make of this. Flair then reaches out to shake the hand of Samartino. Samartino returns the gesture and he and Flair leave together. When asked by Schivone why did he help Bruno, here was his response:

FLAIR: Bruno Samartino is like The Four Horsemen in that we are both classics. Guys like Douglas, Candido, and Bigelow know nothing about that. Douglas calls me old? Well, two old men just kicked the crap out of his Triple Threat!!! If that's what being old is all about, then I like it!!! WHOOOOO!!

Masa Chono & Tenzan VS. The Road Warriors (IWGP Tag Team Title Match)

The nWo Japan combo of Masa Chono and Tenzan came into this match against The Legion Of Doom. Chono and Tenzan brought Eric Bischoff down to ringside as a second. The Warriors countered by bringing DX's Chyna down as well!!! Bischoff protested this move but the ref lets her stay. This match saw the ariel ability and scientific brutality of Chono and Tenzan against the power and brute force of the Warriors. Seventeen minutes into this match, Tenzan went for his diving headbutt from the top rope on Hawk but missed as Hawk moved out of the way. Hawk makes the tag to Animal and Animal cleans house on both men!!! Animal executes a shoulderblock on Tenzan. He then throws Chono out of the ring and decks Bischoff as he climbed on the apron. The Warriors then went for the Doomsday Device on Tenzan but Chono makes the save by tackling Animal. Hawk still gets in his clothesline on Chono though. Animal then turns Tenzan upside-down into the "Tombstone" piledriver position with Hawk on the second rope. They "spike" Tenzan down and cover him. Bischoff comes in before the three count and the ref calls for a DQ. Chyna is in the ring and she has Bischoff. Eric is begging for mercy but Chyna gives the Warriors the thumbs up sign. Hawk goes to the top rope with Animal. Chyna lifts Bischoff on her shoulders and they execute a double-clothesline version of the "DD" on Bischoff!!! The crowd is going wild over this!! The Warriors didn't win the IWGP belts but had to feel like winners after this.

Tatsumi Fujinami VS. Dan "The Beast" Severn (IWGP Heavyweight Championship Match)

These two displayed the finest in technical expertise in this IWGP title bout. At about the eight minute mark, Fujinami hooked in his version of the "Scorpion Deathlock" but Severn does a push up. He looks like he's going to power out but Severn turns inside the hold, causing Fujinami to loose his balance and fall. Severn takes over this bout with Fujinami fighting him back. The match ends at the 14 minute mark when Severn reverses a whip by Fujinami. Severn backdrops Fujinami but holds onto his right arm. He quickly puts a "KeyLock" armhold on it and forces Fujinami to tap out for one of the rare times of his career. Severn has won the IWGP title. Both men show great respect for each other as they hug after the bout.

After this bout, Schivone, Ross and Flair are talking about the previous nights of Starrcade and the upcoming bouts when Jimi Hendricks' "Voodoo Child" plays, signaling the arrival of "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan and Dennis Rodman!!! They have a mic and they speak over a round of boos:

HOGAN: Well, you know something Rodzilla? Tonight is the night that "Hollywood" gets back what he deserves and that is the WCW World Heavyweight Championship from that slimy, faggoty, "HeartBreak Kid" 'Little' Shawn Michaels!!! By the way, who the hell does that tramp Madonna think she is anyway?!! Everyone knows that "The Worm" was the only real man she ever had!!

RODMAN: "Hollywood", I guess she couldn't handle a real man anymore so now she's got something more on the small to extra small range. Shawn Michaels, prepare to lose your gold tonight and wear your shower cap because you could be receiving a "golden" one tonight.

HOGAN: Yes, this is going to be the biggest night in the history of the nWo and "Hollywood" Hogan. Tonight,.....

He is cut off because they have a surprise visitor in the form of Madonna. She is wearing a white blouse with a white skirt, white pantyhose and white heel boots.

MADONNA: Rodman, you are a snunk. I mean, you want to claim that you were the only real man that I have ever had? Well, if you look at the list that I have been with honey, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy down on the toldem pole.

RODMAN: Look baby, don't be embarrassed because I told the truth (he says sarcastically).

MADONNA: Well, it really doesn't matter because you and "Hollywood" are in for a big surprise.

RODMAN: What kind baby? (He says this in an arrogant tone while Hogan watches and snickers).

Then, from the back, Chyna comes out and throws powder into the eyes of "Hollywood" Hogan!!! Rodman is confused by the action going on right now. This gives Madonna time for a quick kick in the nuts on Rodman. Chyna, meanwhile, has bodyslammed Hogan on the floor!!! Then, Shawn Michaels comes out and superkicks Hogan down. He then takes the mic and has this to say:

MICHAELS: Hey, St. Louis!!! I have a little treat for you and a visual aid for "Hollywood" Hogan.

With that, Michaels picks up Rodman to his knees and holds his arms with the help of Chyna. He then drags him over to Madonna and demands an apology from him to her. Rodman, of course, refuses and has a few choice words for all three of them. Then, Madonna says this:

MADONNA: Hey Shawn. Why don't we....(she then whispers to both Michaels and Chyna. They both have big smiles on their faces.).

Michaels and Chyna still hold onto Rodman while Madonna turns around and lifts up her dress to reveal her "world-famous" ass!!! She doesn't have any panties on by the way. She bends over and Michaels and Chyna force Rodman to kiss her ass!!! Madonna then turns around and slaps Rodman. Rodman goes back down to the floor (as he is still hurting from getting kicked in the nuts by Madonna). Michaels has the mic again:

MICHAELS: Hogan!!! See ya later tonight!!!

The threesome leave Rodman hurting and humiliated and Hogan just coming to his senses.

The Land Of The Giants VS. The Steiner Bros. (No DQ)

In this grudge match, the newly heel Steiner Bros. took on the 1,030 pound duo of Andre The Giant and Paul "The Giant" Wright in a no DQ bout. The Steiners did hold their own against the two behemoths but The Giants proved to be too much as they had vengence on their minds as well. Ten minutes into this encounter, Scott Steiner performed an incredible "T-Bone" suplex on Paul but injured his back doing so. Paul still had the presence to make the tag to Andre. Andre came in and, taking a page from his partner, executes a chokeslam on Scott!! Rick Steiner came in but Andre stopped him with his size 24 boot to the face. As Andre squashed Rick, Paul acended to the top rope and executed a "Frog Splash" on Scott, breaking down the ring!!! This brought the crowd to its feet. Paul covered Scott for an easy three count as The Land Of The Giants continued their winning ways.

Luther Campbell comes out for the introductions of the judges.

LUTHER: Yo, yo, yo!!! What's up?!!! It is now time for Round 3 of the "Luke Peep Show"!!! Now, in this round, the girls can do whatever they would like. They must strip to, at least, their panties. After that, they can remove them if they choose to do so. They will also dance for your viewing pleasure. Before I bring them out, I would like to introduce the judges. First, from the world of rap music, she is the "Queen B", Miss Lil' Kim!!!

Lil' Kim actually comes out in something elegant this time. She comes out in a full length black dress with diamonds on it. It is tight fitting but decent (for her anyway).

LUTHER: Coming out now, you saw her earlier raising hell with Shawn Michaels and DX, here is Madonna.

Madonna comes out with her same outfit that she had on earlier. She gets a nice ovation (probably due to what she did earlier).

LUTHER: Up next, we have Mr. Bill Belamy!!

To the tune of "Get On Up" by James Brown, Belamy comes out with an orange suit with a black no-collar shirt. He plays to the crowd as he makes his way over to the judges table.

LUTHER: Now, we have the smooth brother that is the chocolate in Ms. Nancy's (Sullivan) vanilla swirl, here is Sean Michaels.

Sean gets a pretty loud pop. He comes out in a tan Armanni suit and is looking sharp.

LUTHER: Finally, we have Mr. Ron Jeremy!!!

Jeremy comes out to "Dick Almighty" as he is wearing a tux for this occassion. He gets a good pop as well.

LUTHER: Now, as boxing ref Mils Lane would say, "LET'S GET IT ON"!!! Our first contestant is MS. FRANCINE!!!

Francine comes out to Kiss' "Heaven's On Fire". She is wearing a 60's style outfit and she dances seductively. She then turns her back to the crowd and rips off both her coat and shirt (they were designed that way). She is now wearing only her pants and shoes as her whole upper body is fully exposed. She teases the crowd by squeezing her breasts seductively and even licks them a little. She then dances in a forward motion, slowly goes to her pants and rips them away. She is now butt naked dancing (except for her black high heels/A standard rule of stripping is that dancers must keep their shoes on). The crowd is going crazy now as she dances off of the stage.

LUTHER: Oh my God!!! I hope I can survive this third round. If the other women are going to be anything like Francine, I might be in trouble. Can ya out there hold out (he gets a positive response to that question)? Alright, up now, we have the lovely MS. ELIZABETH!!!

Liz comes out with her famous red and yellow outfit from SummerSlam '88. This brings a sense of nostalgia to the performance. Liz shows some good dancing skills as she flaunts herself for the audience. She is dancing to the tune of ZZ Top's "She's Got Legs". She then does her famous strip of the dress (like she did at SummerSlam) but, this time, she has on no red panties!!! Instead, she has the nWo logo on her ass!!! That's right, the white letters with black paint around them. She then slowly takes off her top and armgloves. She is now stark naked except for the paint of the nWo logo. Before she leaves, she walks down the aisle stark naked with the same red panties that she wore at SummerSlam '88. She wipes them with her "cochie" and gives them to some lucky male fan who happens to be Mickey Alderson (private joke between writers). She then goes back to the stage and leaves the stage to a nice ovation from the crowd.

LUTHER: My, my, my. Well, up now is BABY DOLL!!!

Baby Doll comes out with a two piece tiger outfit that is made of fur. She dances Boyz II Men's "Uh-Ah". She undoes her top first in her routine to reveal those breasts of hers. She chooses to have the nipples covered with those nipple-covers that dancers use. The audience doesn't seem to mind though. She then leans over her left leg, slides her hands down to the ankle, and pulls on a zipper that reveals her left leg. She does the same with her right leg. She then, in one motion, jerks the pants off to show off all of her natural wears!!! As she seductively shakes for the audience. She then leaves the stage.

LUTHER: Up next, we have LADY BLOSSOM!!!

Lady Blossom comes out with a black and white tank top with black leather pants and black high heels. She comes out to the music of The Police's "Every Breath You Take" (from the "Synchronicity" album). She dances very well for about 30 seconds before she takes anything off. She then unzips her pants from the back. She then drops the pants, leaving only her G-String panties (which are in a rainbow design). She then shakes and shows off her ass for about 5 seconds. She then provacativly turns around and lifts her tank top off of her to reveal her bare breasts. There is also a chair out on the stage. She then sits in it, raises her legs straight into the air, and takes her panties off and shows her "gifts" down there (playing with it, etc. Use your imagination here). She then leaves the stage to a standing ovation.

LUTHER: Hold on brother, hold on (refering to himself in a comical manner)!!! Damn, these women in the wrestling business are fine as hell!!! Well, coming up next is SHERRI MARTEL!!!

Sherri comes out in royal purple lingerie. She performs to the music of The Artist Formerly Known As Prince's "The Beautiful Ones" (from his "Purple Rain" album for interested fans). She drops the ropes and dances for about 15 seconds before she starts to take anything off. She then leans over and unhooks her bra by the straps that support it (not from the back but the straps on the shoulders near her armpits). She then rips the bra off to reveal some decent breasts. She shakes herself well for about another 10 seconds and then she leans back on the floor on her knees. She then snatches her bottoms off and slaps her "beaver" while lifting her groin up and down. The crowd is impressed by her and reward her with a nice ovation as she leaves the stage.

LUTHER: Here we go, here we go!!! Up next, here is BEULAH McGILLICUTTY!!!

Beulah comes out to the song called "Enter The Sandman". She comes out with a bright orange one piece lingerie outfit. She comes out and dances to the music. She then starts dropping the outfit slowly to the music. The rythm that she does it with is mezmorizing. You pay attention to every turn, every curve that she makes. She also shows off her "beaver" as well. She leaves to a nice ovation from the crowd.

LUTHER: Okay!!! Now, up next, we have the legendary MISSY HYATT!!!!

Missy goes with the untradition route as she comes out to the music of Stevie Wonder. It is a rare piece called "Ngiculela - Es Una Historia/ I Am Singing" (trust me, it is a good relaxing piece of music). She comes out with a full length blue dress. She dances around to the music for about 30 seconds. She then lets the dress fall to reveal......nothing underneath except her shoes!!! No peliminaries with this woman!!! She then teases the crowd with her feminine gifts for the rest of the song as she leaves the stage.

LUTHER: Wow!!! Well, here we have next is the woman called WOMAN!!!

Woman comes out to R. Kelly's "Sex Me" (appropriate considering her actions at this event) wearing what appears to be a gold one piece bikini with gold shoes on. She teases the crowd with her body to a degree that no one notices the construction crew rolling out a shower to the stage until it gets there. Woman then steps into the shower, turns it on, and the bikini dissappears!!! It was never one to begin with. It was neatly done liquid body paint so convincing that you never knew that she was naked from the begining!!! As the paint rolls off of her body, it reveals more of her blessed gifts and the water streams all over her. She then steps out of the shower and waves to the crowd as attendents come with towels so that she can dry off. Woman then takes the towels and, seductively, dries herself off, making sure the crowd sees everything!!! She then wraps herself in the towel and leaves, waving as she does.

LUTHER: Hey, Sean!!! What the hell was Kevin Sullivan thinking when he left that (refering to Woman)?!!! Hmm, hmm!!! Now, coming to the stage, we have Funkette NADINE!!!

Nadine comes out with a two piece pink outfit with some hot oil in her hands. She is dancing to the music of Jodeci's "Get On Up". She first starts her dance by slowly removing her miniskirt. She has on no undies at all!!! She shows off her ass as she opens the hot oil. She then bends over and pours the oil on her "can" and into her "beaver" spots!!! She rubs it all over her buttchecks and her p*ssy!!! Then, with her back to the crowd, she removes her top, spins herself around and (as she does) pours some more oil onto her breasts. She then stops and rubs it in. She then leaves waving goodbye to the grateful audience.

LUTHER: Oh my!!! Look who we have up next!!! We have MADUSA MICELLI.

Madusa comes out to the music of AC/DC's "All Night Long". She comes out with that arabian outfit of hers (for longtime fans, that's the one when she once nearly seduced Sting back in 1991 during that Sting/Gift Box angle). She dances to the music like clockwork as she undoes her top first!!! She then turns around and gyrates to the ground, showing off her breasts to an almost out of breath crowd. When she almost gets to the ground, she bridges, reaches for her bottoms, slowly hits the floor and then slides them off. She then turns around with her back to the crowd and gyrates her hips showing off her ass. She even slaps it a few times for the more "hardcore" crowd. She then heads off of the stage to a good round of applause.

LUTHER: This show just keeps getting hotter as we now have next SABLE!!!

Sable comes out with that outfit that she wore at In Your House: Fully Loaded. This time, she dances to the music of Janet Jackson's "Go Deep" (from her "Velvet Rope" album). She dances to this for about 20 seconds and then she lifts off her top to reveal her breasts, only this time there is no body paint over the nipples!!! She continues to dance and entertain as she removes her bottoms as well. She gets a nice ovation as she leaves the stage.

LUTHER: Damn!!! The temperature is "raising the roof" here!!! Up next is ECW's LADY ALEXANDRIA!!!

This lady comes out with high knee boots and a green lingerie outfit. She dances to the music of U2's "Sunday Bloody Sunday". She does this routine decently with style. She also has a "cat o' nines" whip out to whip herself on her butt for entertainment value. She takes off everything but her boots during this routine. Then, near the end, a Harley Davidson is drove out to her. She then gets on it and rubs herself on the seat of it. The crowd is both pleased and shocked at this. She then turns it on and rides off on it.

LUTHER: Man, I knew this was going to be wild but DAMN!!! Well, now we have the luscious lady that will be wrestling Sable later on tonight, here is the WCW Ladies Champion MS. JACQUELINE!!!

Jacqueline comes out to the tune of Usher's "Nice & Slow". She is wearing that outfits from IYH: Fully Loaded only she is wearing black high heels instead of red kneehigh boots. She dances well to the music as she calls for the shower that Woman had out earlier. She then steps inside the shower and seductively undresses inside of it (I should note that everyone can see into this shower) with the water running off of her body. As it runs, she bends down and takes some whip cream and pour it all over her chest!!! She then mixes that with some Hershey's Chocolate Syrup and rubs it all over her with the water running. She does this while managing to keep the crowd captive the whole time. When she finishes, she puts her shoes back on and walks out nude and wet as she waves to the crowd.