The Griffin Daily Snooze
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Lt. Gov. Education
Georgia's Lieutenant Governor is vowing to stand for better education. Known for falling down drunk, the Lt. Governor is now standing firm on his big government control stance of Georgia's school system. "Georgia's school system needs improvement," stated the Lt. Gov., right before he knocked back another swig out of his thermos. "I mean, it couldn't hurt, could it?" he asked as he let out a belch. "We need to get more government involved in schools and stuff," he slurred. "Get me another refill, Katy," he said as he handed the thermos to a young intern. The Lieutenant Governor made no further comments as he passed out on the steps of the state capital. |
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