TROWA BARTON'S DATASHEET
NAME........................................Trowa
Barton
MOBILE SUIT............................Heavy Arms (actually, an
Optimus Prime toy he stole from Wal-Mart)
ETHNICITY................................Clown
HEIGHT.....................................5'3"
WEIGHT....................................99 lbs
SHOE SIZE...............................55
EYES........................................They are as varied as
the multiple contacts he carries
TURN-ONS...............................Lions and Tigers and Bears
(oh my!), knives thrown at him, Krusty the Clown
TURN-OFFS.............................Getting shot by Quatre,
losing his memory, not having enough hair gel, Duo stealing his
make-up
Clown from Outer
space!!!! Oh no run for your lives!! His hair is permanently
gelled in place and
he has a vocabulary inferior to that of a five year old. His
leader is known only as "Manager". With
emotions rivaling that of Keanu Reeves, Trowa is the hero in
baggy clown pants. Wait a minute, he
isn't even a good clown! He would bore kids to death with his
monotone voice which puts Al Gore
to shame. When this guy was young, he overdosed on Ritalin. Hell,
his body secretes the stuff! But
having the bearded lady for a mom would mess anyone up.