The Heero Yuy Datasheet
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NAME: Heero (great pun, isn't it) Yuy
MOBILE SUIT: Gundam 01, Wing Zero, any extraneous mobile suits that stupid OZ soldiers leave the keys in
ETHNICITY: Japanese (personally, I think he is the bastard son of Dirty Harry and Janet Reno)
HEIGHT: Who gives a damn
WEIGHT: Unknown, could be anorexic: have you actually ever seen this pretty boy eat??!!
EYE COLOR: No way in hell am I looking that closely at him
TURN-ONS: Self-detonating, waving guns around like an idiot, assassinating Relena, the Zero (psycho) System
TURN-OFFS: World peace, battles he can actually win in, Treize trying to come on to him
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Ah, Heero Yuy. What's that, you've never heard of
him? Well, that's understandable because the show is never really about
the poor sap. Supposedly the "main" character, he just goes
around aimlessly, failing at his stupid assassination attempts. Thus
far, he has failed at killing Treize, Zechs, Noin, Lady Une, his four
Gundam compatriots, himself, and Relena. . .MULTIPLE TIMES. For the
so-called "perfect soldier", he really sucks. He puts the "ASS" in
"assassination." When he is not trying to assassinate people, he is
spazing out in the Wing Zero. Always seeing things that aren't there, I
suspect he downs a bottle of NyQuil before going into battle. Will he
and Relena ever live in peace together? Not if he actually succeeds in
killing the prissy bitch. Like I give a damn.
 Told you he likes to wave guns around like an idiot.
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