1) He’s a fictional cartoon character who was the by-product of some Japanese guy drinking mouthwash and an opiate derivative.

2) He was obviously supposed to be female in the original planning stages of GW. In the Japanese version, a woman actually does his voice. My guess is that because of budget constraints, the producers just cut off his ponytail, and made him "male".

3) HE’S GAY

Nevertheless, we thought it would be fun to play mind games with them (unfortunately, one cannot play mind games with those without minds). We saw their "reviews" of other Anti-sites, so we figured "What the hell." We sent three anonymous e-mails to them (just begging them to trash our site). Lo and behold, those idiots walked into our blatantly obvious trap and churned out a review of our site. Frankly, my cat coughes up more interesting things than that putrid piece of trash. While reading it, I had to slam my head into the keyboard to stay awake. They’re worst complaints were the screen resolution (ooooh, THAT one really hurts) and the fact that we use MS Office to put up some of the profiles. And I quote:

"Further examination of the "Gundam Sux" index page reveals that they have used Frontpage 2000 to make the site! Hopefully, that means this page will NOT be overloaded with spelling errors. Unfortunately, it seems like the webmasters used Word to create some of it, since of the page source seems to have those really gay Word HTML codes in it."

Now tell me, HOW IN HELL CAN YOU DECIPHER IF HTML CODE IS "GAY" ? I was not aware that coding had any sexual preference. Ah well, I guess if you fantasize about cartoon characters, coding can’t be far behind. . .

Eventually, we’ll put up a comprehensive review of their site that systematically tears them apart. That will have to wait though: I’m not done ranting.

The review got Gundam_go_Home and Diegundamdie riled up for war, but I wasn’t sure. I have rules about attacking animals, the environment, and insufferably stupid webmasters (guess where they fit in). I sent a polite e-mail back to them, saying that we duped them into giving us hits and that we were grateful. I really couldn’t give any less of a damn about them, but Gundam_go_home was still pretty p/oed. He sent an e-mail which was rudely ignored, and then he posted it in their dilapidated guestbook (which runs smoother than a square ball bearing). Their response was this:

"Why, thank you for the message. We love you, too. By the way, I'm not from Japan, you racist piece of S***! And I don't just insult YOUR site, I insult any anti-site URL given to me. One more thing, do you know you're the only webmaster of Gundam Sux! who keeps harassing us and b*tching about that review?"

I tried to respond, but their friggin guestbook wouldn’t let me. For your entertainment, here it is:

"Ok, I tried to stay out of this but you insisted. No one calls a friend of mine a racist piece of S***! By the way, where in hell does Ignacio call you Japanese? Lying is one thing, but you also think that it's racist to be called Japanese???!!! What did the Japanese ever do to you??!! Are you saying that you hate all Japanese people or just the ones that disagree with you? I saw the disclaimer you had up a couple days ago which stated you were not anti-Chinese. This proves that some people complained about you or your site because that disclaimer was previously not there. I really don’t care about your rather pathetic review, but calling Ignacio racist is a direct attack on all of us."

Let the record show that these fools brought this upon themselves. We are not to be trifled with.

By Gundam_Sux