Gundam Wing Mental Illnesses

Gundam Wing is a series that is filled with crackpots and maniacs. Unfortunately the heroes are included in this zany bunch that looks to have escaped from a mental institution. Instead of getting help for their illnesses they must have gone to a Californian Medicinal Marijuana Hospital because the characters don't get much better throughout the series. Here is a list, in real life medical terminology, of the mental problems suffered in Gundam Wing.

1. Lady Une has Dissociative Identity Disorder (multiple personalities).
Poor Lady/Colonel/whoever Une. I weep for her, really I do. She's like a James Bond villain when she shoots diplomats and guys falling out of airplanes. Unluckily for her, yet luckily for those of us with a sense of humor, she suffers from multiple personalities. It has some crazy thing to do with her hair and glasses. I guess when she has her hair in a bun she thinks she's Princess Leia who blasts Stormtroopers inthe first Star Wars. When her hair is down she becomes the sappy Princess Leia who doesn't shoot as many in the third Star Wars movie. Maybe that's too much of a stretch. The heck with that silly theory. She's got multiple personalities because she loves Treize but he's blatantly gay.

2. Duo is Hypomanical
Inflated self-esteem or grandiosity More talkative than usual or pressure to keep talking Flight of ideas or subjective experience that thoughts are racing

3. Wu Fei has Paranoid Personality Disorder with a tinge of Social Phobia for zest
Is preoccupied with unjustified doubts about the loyalty or trustworthiness of friends or associates Persistently bears grudgesSuspects, without sufficient basis, that others are exploiting, harming, or deceiving him

4. Heero is a Psychotic Killer (Norman Bates Syndrome)
Laughs manically when killingConstantly searching for enemies to destroyExpresses his love for people by threatening to kill them

5. Dorothy has practically every mental disorder known to man.
What the hell is with Dorothy? Not even medicinal opium could fix this girl's screwed up little mind. She takes perverse pleasure in watching things die and blow up. Her Grandfather, Duke Dermail, was an ugly drunk old man who also enjoyed starting wars. He must have tutored her in his love of all things that bring suffering and mayhem. While most grandfathers teach granddaughters how do normal things, Duke Dermail must have taken all his time teaching Dorothy how to maniacally laugh and poke servants with cattle prods. That whole family had to be something to see together. They probably ate things that were still alive, tortured mailmen, hired standup comics just to boo and hiss them off the stage. Unimaginable chaos and pure evil run in the veins of Dorothy. She is a plague upon mankind.

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