The Review of Wufeisucks


I must say, looking at this pathetic excuse for a site was really quite reassuring. It made ours look like a work of genius. There are several different sections. In no particular order, are a photo gallery, "Reasons we think Wufei sucks ass", "Wufei’s Wonderful Traits", an old guest book, a new guest book that doesn’t work, "The hall of Idiocy" and a deathmatch between Wufei and "Tuxedo Mask", some guy from sailor moon.

Let’s start with the Death match. I’ll be blunt. There is nothing even mildly entertaining in whole thing. It’s not even worth talking about.

Next up is the Photo Gallery. This is lame as well. It consists of a few Wufei pictures that have been altered with paintbrush. (Yeah. Wufei has red hair. Whoop de frickin do.) There was only one picture that was even mildly amusing. It’s not the least bit surprising that this is one they got from someone else.

The section entitled "Reason we think Wufei sucks ass" would seem to be the heart of the site. Except it isn’t. Deathscythehell has nothing to say, Heavyarms swears a bit, and WingZero attempts to eliminate any doubts as to her mental capacity. The fact that we, fellow haters of Wufei, thought the whole thing made no sense whatsoever speaks volumes as to the quality of the arguments. (My theory is that they were tripping.)

"Wufei’s wonderful traits" is basically their critique of another site’s reasons for liking Wufei. Once again, WingZero proves herself to be witless. The reasons, written by the only people on the web stupider then Wufeisucks, are like slow pitches down the middle of plate. Yet poor WingZero keeps whiffing away. In the end, the tedious back and forth between the two dunces got to me, and I fled back to the main page in horror.

The hall of idiocy is where the Wufeisucks folks flame people who flame them. (However, they only flame rabid and mentally impaired gundam fanatics here. They’re smart enough not to post our stuff on their site.) While most of those featured truly are idiots, WingZero, Deathscythehell and Heavyarms do nothing to indicate that they aren’t in the same category. Once again, more swings and misses. Pardon me. I should say "f***ing swings and f***ing misses."

On to the guest book. In the old guest book, they flame just about everyone who comes in and doesn’t kiss their asses. However, most of these people are rabid Wufei fans. Reading it brings to mind a bunch of mad dogs going at it.

They do flame someone for defending us, though. If that person would like to send us a reply, we’ll be happy to post it.

One more thing. Wufeisucks is proud to have won an "award", given by some random site with a couple hundred hits. (If you ask me, it was just a scam by the site’s webmaster to get a few more hits.) Gundam Wing Sux, on the other hand, has been awarded the Papal Sanction of the Order of Saint Polycarp by Pope Boniface I of the Independent Reformed Calibanian Catholic Church (IRCCC.) Top that.



By Gundam_Go_Home (aka Ignacio Lopez)