Lady/Colonel Une’s Datasheet
Up up and away...
Of course, there is always the flip side of the coin. Hippie Une is not as fun as her Nazi counterpart. She only makes her appearance after der Führer had a near death experience (or something like that; how in hell am I supposed to remember?) Apparently, Une then gets contacts and lets her hair down. She does revert back to her Fascist self occasionally; but not enough for my taste. I guess I can understand because it does take a lot of effort to pull her hair into a bun. All that work just to switch personalities: it’s quite exhausting. Besides, she had her Supercuts’ stylist shot.
To top it off, Une is also hopelessly in love with the overtly gay Treize. She constantly misunderstands that Napoleon-reject, which is understandable because Treize is always talking in frickin haiku (or some likewise shit) to himself. Now THAT'S a healthy relationship. In fact, this is probably the world’s first two-person love triangle. Let’s see Heero and Relena top that.