Major Gods and Goddesses

Arnold - god of compassion and denseness

Helga -  the warrior woman and goddess of love

Gerald - the storyteller and musician

Phoebe - goddess of shyness and logical thinking

Minor Gods and Goddesses

Lila - the goddess of treachery and destruction
Harold - the god of food and drink
Rhonda - goddess of pride and conceit
Nadine - goddess of animals, especially bugs
Stinky - god of pumpkins
Brainy - god of wheezing and....uh.....yeah
Curly - god of insanity
Phil - god of everlasting inner youth
Gertie - goddess of gray hair and  happiness


Ruth - goddess of the fashion police (beep beep)
Summer - the beach priestess
Lorenzo - the god of cool. Yeah.