
Rules Of Acquisition
			
			
			
			
			
#1 Once you have their money, you never give it back! 
							
							#3 Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to. 
							
							#6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. 
							
							#7 Keep your ears open. 
							
							#8 Small print leads to large risk! 
							
							#9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit! 
							
							#10 Greed is eternal. 
							
							#13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. 
							
							#16 A deal is a deal
until a better one comes along. 
							
							#17 A contract is a contract is a contract
 but only between Ferengi. 
							
							#18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. 
							
							#19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed. 
							
							#21 Never place friendship above profit. 
							
							#22 A wise man can here profit in the wind. 
							
							#27 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. 
							
							#31 Never insult a Ferengi's mother
 insult something he cares about instead. 
							
							#33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss. 
							
							#34 War is good for business. 
							
							#35 Peace is good for business. 
							
							#40 She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum. 
							
							#41 Profit is it's own reward. 
							
							#44 Never confuse wisdom with luck 
							
							#47 Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. 
							
							#48 The bigger the smile the sharper the knife. 
							
							#52 Never ask when you can take. 
							
							#57 Good customers are as rare as latinum - treasure them. 
							
							#58 There is no substitute for success. 
							
							#59 Free advice is seldom cheap. 
							
							#60 Keep your lies consistent. 
							
							#62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit. 
							
							#65 Winn or loose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff. 
							
							#75 Home is where the heart is
 but the stars are made of latinum. 
							
							#76 Every once in a while, declare peace
 it confuses the hell out of your enemies. 
							
							#79 Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge. 
							
							#82 The flimsier the product, the higher the price. 
							
							#85 Never let your competition know what your thinking. 
							
							#89 Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits. 
							
							#94 Females and Finances dont mix. 
							
							#95 Expand
 or die. 
							
							#97 Enough is never enough. 
							
							#98 Every man has his price. 
							
							#99 Trust is the biggest liability of all. 
							
							#102 Nature decays, latinum lasts forever. 
							
							#104 Faith moves mountain
 of inventory. 
							
							#106 There is no honour in poverty. 
							
							#109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. 
							
							#111 Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them. 
							
							#112 Never have sex with the boss' sister. 
							
							#113 Always have sex with the boss. 
							
							#121 Everything is for sale, including friendship. 
							
							#123 Even a blind man can recognise the glow of latinum. 
							
							#139 Wives serve, brothers inherit. 
							
							#141 Only fools pay retail. 
							
							#144 There's nothing wrong with charity...as long as it winds up in your pocket. 
							
							#162 Even in the worst of times someone makes a profit. 
							
							#177 Know your enemies...but do business with them always 
							
							#181 Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit. 
							
							#189 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money. 
							
							#190 Hear all, trust nothing. 
							
							#192 Never cheat a Klingon...unless you're sure you can get away with it. 
							
							#194 It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door. 
							
							#202 The justification for profit is profit. 
							
							#203 New customers are like razor toothed gree worms, they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back 
							
							#208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer 
							
							#211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder to success. Don't hesitate to step on them. 
							
							#214 Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. 
							
							#217 You can't free a fish from water 
							
							#218 Always know what you're buying. 
							
							#223 Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox. 
							
							#229 Latinum lasts longer than lust. 
							
							#236 You can't buy fate. 
							
							#239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product. 
							
							#242 More is good
 all is better. 
							
							#255 A wife is a luxury
 a smart accountant is a necessity. 
							
							#261 A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. 
							
							#263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. 
							
							#266 When in doubt, lie. 
							
							#284 Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi. 
							
							#285 No good deed never goes unpunished
							
							
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