#1 Once you have their money, you never give it back!

#3 Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

#6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

#7 Keep your ears open.

#8 Small print leads to large risk!

#9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit!

#10 Greed is eternal.

#13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

#16 A deal is a deal…until a better one comes along.

#17 A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.

#18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

#19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed.

#21 Never place friendship above profit.

#22 A wise man can here profit in the wind.

#27 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

#31 Never insult a Ferengi's mother… insult something he cares about instead.

#33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss.

#34 War is good for business.

#35 Peace is good for business.

#40 She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.

#41 Profit is it's own reward.

#44 Never confuse wisdom with luck

#47 Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.

#48 The bigger the smile the sharper the knife.

#52 Never ask when you can take.

#57 Good customers are as rare as latinum - treasure them.

#58 There is no substitute for success.

#59 Free advice is seldom cheap.

#60 Keep your lies consistent.

#62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

#65 Winn or loose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff.

#75 Home is where the heart is… but the stars are made of latinum.

#76 Every once in a while, declare peace… it confuses the hell out of your enemies.

#79 Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.

#82 The flimsier the product, the higher the price.

#85 Never let your competition know what your thinking.

#89 Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.

#94 Females and Finances don’t mix.

#95 Expand… or die.

#97 Enough is never enough.

#98 Every man has his price.

#99 Trust is the biggest liability of all.

#102 Nature decays, latinum lasts forever.

#104 Faith moves mountain… of inventory.

#106 There is no honour in poverty.

#109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

#111 Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.

#112 Never have sex with the boss' sister.

#113 Always have sex with the boss.

#121 Everything is for sale, including friendship.

#123 Even a blind man can recognise the glow of latinum.

#139 Wives serve, brothers inherit.

#141 Only fools pay retail.

#144 There's nothing wrong with charity...as long as it winds up in your pocket.

#162 Even in the worst of times someone makes a profit.

#177 Know your enemies...but do business with them always

#181 Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.

#189 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.

#190 Hear all, trust nothing.

#192 Never cheat a Klingon...unless you're sure you can get away with it.

#194 It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.

#202 The justification for profit is profit.

#203 New customers are like razor toothed gree worms, they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back

#208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer

#211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder to success. Don't hesitate to step on them.

#214 Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.

#217 You can't free a fish from water

#218 Always know what you're buying.

#223 Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.

#229 Latinum lasts longer than lust.

#236 You can't buy fate.

#239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

#242 More is good… all is better.

#255 A wife is a luxury… a smart accountant is a necessity.

#261 A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

#263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.

#266 When in doubt, lie.

#284 Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.

#285 No good deed never goes unpunished