A BEAR EATS BEAR FOOD
A bear eats bear food ‘cause that’s the food a bear eats
Well, I got a cousin who loves to eat chicken feet
A pig lives in a sty, I never saw a pig fly
My friend, Henry, doesn’t like to wear a neck tie
No living things by any kind of name are the same—No
No living things by any kind of name are the same—No
My girlfriend, Donna, never broke a word of honor
There are lots of Scandinavians who never took a sauna
People say they’re perfect, but a lot of things they fumble
And plenty folks in Africa have never seen a jungle
No living things by any kind of name are the same—No
No living things by any kind of name are the same—No
Some birds swim, but no fish fly
And some people don’t know the truth from a lie
Some don’t know that feelin’ different is good
But it is, and that’s the truth, and that is nothing but the truth
Two Indians discovered the man they call Columbus
One said, “I’ll bet my wompum that he wants something from us.”
The other said, “I don’t believe it. He’s a man like we are.”
The first one said, “Well, tell me what’s you down on your knee for.”
No living things by any kind of name are the same—No
No living things by any kind of name are the same—No