A VERY UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY (TO YOU) <BR><BR><Br>

A very unhappy birthday to you <br>
May none of your wishes ever come true <br>
Be your skies be always gray, may you have a rotten day <br>
A very unhappy birthday to you<br><br>

Now, a grouch’s party really can’t be beat <br>
There are lots of nasty people, lots of yucchy food to eat <br>
And we have a rotten time, the whole long afternoon <br>
And everybody stands and sings this lovely birthday tune: <br><br>

A very unhappy birthday to you <br>
May none of your wishes ever come true <br>
May you eat up so much cake, that you get a tummy ache <br>
A very unhappy birthday to you <br><br>

We eat mudcake topped with pickle juice and beans <br>
And a special ice cream sundae made with spinach and sardines <br>
And we really gulp it down ‘till our tummies feel all wrong <br>
And everybody stands and sings this lovely birthday song: <br><br>

A very unhappy birthday to you <br>
May none of your wishes ever come true <br>
May the presents that you get make you angry and upset <br>
A very unhappy birthday to you <br><br>

Now, the best things are the presents that we get <br>
Like a pair of smelly socks all full of holes and soaking wet <br>
Or a bike that has no wheels, or a phone that never rings <br>
And after all the presents everybody stands and sings: <br><br>

A very unhappy birthday to you <br>
May none of your wishes ever come true <br>
Be your skies be always gray, may you have a rotten day <br>
A very unhappy birthday to you<br><br>